Vadge Is On The Verge
Vadge strikes me as one of those insane people who can work 48 hours straight without sleeping and without help from drugs or caffeine. Those kind of people freak me out. I can barely go 2 hours without falling asleep. Yes, I'm lazy.
Well, Vadge's workaholic ways might be catching up with her. Vadge is currently working on her "Dry & Sour" world tour and sources claims she's fired two dancers and her tour manager is about to quit. Her marriage problems, the A-Rod drama and her brother's book are the reasons why she's about to breakdown. Bitch needs a Calgon moment.
A source told The Sun, “She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt. Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings."
Her doctors also told her that she's anaemic. They recommended that she take some time off, so she's doing just that at Fishsticks Paltrow's house in the Hamptons.
I think Vadge has forgotten how to have fun. Everything is work, work, work. And when she's not working, she's working out. All that exercise has probably made her ass lips all buff, which means she has trouble taking a dump. No wonder she's tense!
Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again.
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She needs to pull a Shitney Speared and shave her head, marry dick fed and hit a SUV with an umbrella. That would make me smile.
Like a sturgeon
Show your vadge
For the very last time
Like a stur ur ur ur geon
Your career is running out of time
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Pass me yo Stella and fries.
why are there track looking bruises on her arms?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Youri on July 22, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by aneurysm on July 22, 2008 - 1:32pm.
mike, apparently not, as the brother said he felt she could at least hire a cook for the grandma.
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He also said she should pay for a driver and maid. I thought that was complete bullshit.
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Madge looks like a walking corpse, a buff corpse, but dead nonetheless
I don't believe this story for one minute. All this drama simply galvanizes her, makes her stronger, you know, like anti-kryptonite. Notice her arms. Her veins have been re-invigorated with all this free publicity. If she's feeling wounded, she can recuperate by either yelling at her staff, pumping iron (which means giving Guy another beat down), or count her millions.
Submitted by mike on July 22, 2008 - 9:01pm
You are so right, ROFL
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If she has a breakdown, it'll be a publicity stunt for an even bigger comeback. She's be an avaricious fame whore till the day she dies.
awwww I feel so bad for her...I'm totally lying. Good, so maybe she'll have a breakdown and spare us seeing her again.
Submitted by Youri on July 22, 2008 - 8:45pm
That's the funny thing about breakdowns. The person having them isn't able to control them. So we could very well see Vadge flip publicly. Being a major control freak, she wouldn't want that to be the case, but last time I checked, breakdowns weren't one of those things you had a choice about.
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youri, OR maybe she was close with her grandma & is just a stingy old bitch? but response noted.
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I totally love your family, Joe. At least your family get-togethers are never dull!! Ours are so boring, everyone has a hard time staying awake, before they have the turkey.
And before anyone asks, yes, as a matter of fact, they do keep shoving food in my mouth to stifle me. I tell dirty jokes.
Vadge needs to hang it up, she is done. stick a fork in her old bonerakin' ass. Of course she still sells out a tour, she always had a great show. Sales fell off when she said she wasn't going to do any of her old songs anymore, so she had to change that and bring back some of her old stuff. She needs to realize she's not what she once was. LiveNation gave her all that money for her catalog sales, not touring. Downloads are where the money is now.
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Submitted by aneurysm on July 22, 2008 - 1:32pm.
mike, apparently not, as the brother said he felt she could at least hire a cook for the grandma.
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He also said she should pay for a driver and maid. I thought that was complete bullshit. Just because she has more money than Switzerland doesn't mean she is obligated to pay for maids, drivers or cooks for family members. Maybe grandma is a bitch. Maybe she doesn't like her grandma. Maybe she doesn't have a bond with her. Or maybe she just doesn't care. Whatever the reason is it's HER money she can do with it what she wants...Besides now that Chritopher makes a lot of money by selling out his sister maybe he can hire a cook for grandma.
Oh and a public breakdown is something we'll never see. Bitch will have a breakdown on some private island or behind closed doors. But the moment she walks out, all we see is a frozen, cold face with dark sunglasses. She won't pull a Mariah or Britney. She's not that type.
Wow! Check out the vein action Vadgella's arms! If she ever stops annoying the world with her "music" she can have a second career as a junkie.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
@joeschmoe:
Edited becuz you're family is actually fun. I need to read more carefully.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 22, 2008 - 8:32pm.
He said he was looking for his ciggies but I think he went in there to wank off and then fell asleep in the afterglow.
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Well, if you can't do it in your family's closet, whose can you?
@Joe,
Everyone needs a ciggie after a good wanking...
I thought you were going to tell us he was looking for the loo and couldn't get out. Been there before...lol. ((but it was a walk in closet))
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 22, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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He said he was looking for his ciggies but I think he went in there to wank off and then fell asleep in the afterglow.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 22, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Yeh Xmas was fun. One time we lost our uncle who was pissed all the time. At the end of the night he was found in a closet. Don't even ask.
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I'm asking. This pee all over my chair has to be justified somehow.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 8:23pm
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Yes and drink cheap sherry and slag off the queen and her family.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on July 22, 2008 - 8:21pm
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Yeh Xmas was fun. One time we lost our uncle who was pissed all the time. At the end of the night he was found in a closet. Don't even ask.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
As long as I don't have to swear alot, I can be extremely inappropriate...Can I dress badly too?
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by joe shmoe,
I need to get adopted by your family. I have a heart on for them already.
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I just split fucking a gut and peed myself Joe Shmoe. Priceless. Your family must have been a fucking blast at christmas...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 22, 2008 - 8:18pm
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As long as you can say the most inappropriate thing you can think of at the dinner table, you're in Deb!
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Do any of you bitches remember the batshit crazy Midwestern woman who moved to London in a desperate attempt to ladder-climb her way into polite society, but failed miserably? She resorted to getting a nip and tuck here and there, wanting to look like her idol (and role model) Barbie. Unfortunately, she could not be satisfied by a minor facial surgery and decided that she should totally redesign her face.
As a result, she now looks like Barbie left on a Hibachi grill. Melted, scarred, busted. One step away from Mummenschanz. She is now a hideous laughing stock, one step away from hiding in the Tower of London wearing a gold mask.
The really sad part is..who'd have thought that she'd eventually look more normal than Vadge?
Submitted by joe shmoe,
I need to get adopted by your family. I have a heart on for them already.
HAHAHAHA!
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Oh fuck. The result of the last diva breakdown was Mimi turning into the most egotistical slutty attention whore who dresses like a 4 year old.
Well, the good news is we are used to this with Vadge but how much worse can it get? Also, I think I've been stung by something on my head.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 8:03pm!
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Can you imagine her trying to find her way around 18th Century Worcester porcelain? She probably DRANK the finger bowl water
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Hahaha this made me laugh remembering my old Aussie nanna who grew up in the outback. We took her out to a fancy restaurant when she was in her 90's and that's what she did. Slurped up the finger bowl and chewed on the piece of lemon in there. We applauded.
On topic: Nanna could lift a lawn mower above her head and she would have beat Madge's ass for being a pretentious bitch. And again for those atrocious roots.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by Kizzy on July 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Michigan, we know you don't talk like that for reals! Just part of being a pretentious tw*t.
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Yeah. TRIED to be pretentious. Didn't succeed. Mission to Britain aborted.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.
@DD:
Honestly, I don't think she remembers what she sounds like naturally.
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True dat.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 8:05pm.
She uses the fake British accent in interviews, too. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't have started the fake Brit shit before she ever moved over there. It's like, bitch, your ass is from Michigan, we know you don't talk like that for reals! Just part of being a pretentious twat.
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@DD:
In all fairness, I think she uses the fake British accent for movies and her fake American accent for tours. Honestly, I don't think she remembers what she sounds like naturally.
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Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz. Finally! Someone gets me!
Madonna was interviewed by 93.7 in Phoenix about a month ago - there was NO FAKE BRITISH ACCENT. She finally gave up. Or got ridiculed into dropping it. Seriously, I think the Brits handed her a$$ to her. Can you imagine her trying to find her way around 18th Century Worcester porcelain? She probably DRANK the finger bowl water. She probably thought it was a laxative.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 4:53pm.
B*tch acts like she's been after money her whole life, but in all reality, she's been after a PEDIGREE. Even money alone can't buy that. Her kids won't have a pedigree either. And she's furious.
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Huh.
Very interesting, DD, very interesting.
I think you hit the nail directly on the head.
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Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Thanks for having my back leatherette! You rock!
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Submitted by somebody: "Now she wants everyone to think of her as this classy grande dame lady-of-the-manor fake British person (who writes..."
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See. That's what I've been talking about. I think Vadge is getting a divorce because marrying Guy R. did NOT result in her getting some kind of royal title. Even "Lady" would have been good enough. But nooooooooo, Guy couldn't even get her that.
B*tch acts like she's been after money her whole life, but in all reality, she's been after a PEDIGREE. Even money alone can't buy that. Her kids won't have a pedigree either. And she's furious.
Thanks for having my back leatherette! You rock!
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Madonna works it and works out like she is afraid we are going to find out that she never deserved any of her success.
Sad that she has not figured out that most of us were clued in by 1993.
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Oh god it's another disease
And you just got rid of the last
You were beginning to feel OK
And the friends you gave it to
Were speaking to you again.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 22, 2008 - 7:36pm.
I bet she is substituting working out for her lack of sex life. The more her cooch collects cobwebs...the more she feels the need to do arm curls. Sad and pathetic.
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OMG--- You just brought it all together for me. Now I get it. Vadge is trying to be the man she always wanted!!! Everything makes sense now!!!
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Hmmm... I love to insult just like the next person, but to me Madonna took a long break when she moved to the English country side to raise her family. The problem is that at point she realized she was not as relevant as her inflated ego thinks she should be so she goes to Africa, adopts a baby and wants to move back to the US -- I wouldn't be surprised she is behind most of this.
I also do not know about in the rest of the US, but here in NYC her tickets sold out quick.
She has an exercise addiction, in my opinion:She interupted an interview with a fashion magazine to work out for two hours.
While on vacation with her family, Guy was on the beach with the kids, while she worked out in the gym.
I used to run 50 mile weeks, 20 years ago. Same deal. All other activities revolved around my exercise routine.
Not healthy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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Hahahahaha you crack me up Tiger.
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What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Submitted by Cinna on July 22, 2008 - 7:40pm.
What I don't get is, how can Vadge be anemic, I mean, she eats A-rod's manmeat everynight, right?
Now THATs a dlisted comment!!
What I don't get is, how can Vadge be anemic, I mean, she eats A-rod's manmeat everynight, right?
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 7:30pm.
I honestly never liked the crazy bat, I did admire her business sense. Too bad she lost it years ago.
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mmm hmmm, a'ight, go on with your ho-hum "ignorant" spitazzles, Leatherette believes you...really!
dlisted is where the reasonably intelligent and well spoken rip celebrities apart in some foolish rite that makes us feel better about ourselves. Stupid and ignorant is down the hall. There are plenty of doors to choose from.
Submitted by lizardo911 on July 22, 2008 - 7:35pm.
She needs to take some time off to get a hot oil treatment. That would make all the difference in the world!
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FUCK THIS -- I need a hot oil treatment, and a mani/pedi, and a bubble bath, and these undecover butthurt vagifans are starting to trickle in and my typing fingers HUUURT, so flipping the middle finger at whatever else madonnaloonie bullshit is flying off their boards right now, buhBYE!
Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:22pm.
So you know both of them and have had the opportunity and the authority to rate their parenting ability?
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well, shoot, of course not.
But that never stops any of us from ya know, pontificating.
That's why it's called dlisted.
C'mon, honey, get with the program :)
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
She needs to take some time off to get a hot oil treatment for that ratnest of a head of hair. That would make all the difference in the world! The ratnest down there probably needs some kind of treatment, too! LOL!
Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 7:30pm.
I honestly never liked the crazy bat, I did admire her business sense. Too bad she lost it years ago.
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mmm hmmm, a'ight, go on with your ho-hum "ignorant" spitazzles, Leatherette believes you...really!
I bet she is substituting working out for her lack of sex life. The more her cooch collects cobwebs...the more she feels the need to do arm curls. Sad and pathetic.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 22, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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Finally, Madonna needs to just go away. It's getting a little pathetic, her thrusting her geriatric crotch in our faces...I mean, honey, we saw enough of your snatch in its prime and if you think you are being shocking by being a memaw nympho, you need to visit my g'ma's Alzheimer's ward at the old folks home...
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You took the words right out of my mouth with those tiger jaws-- now please don't take my head. TAKE HER HEAD!!!--->Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:22pm....