Vadge Is On The Verge
Vadge strikes me as one of those insane people who can work 48 hours straight without sleeping and without help from drugs or caffeine. Those kind of people freak me out. I can barely go 2 hours without falling asleep. Yes, I'm lazy.
Well, Vadge's workaholic ways might be catching up with her. Vadge is currently working on her "Dry & Sour" world tour and sources claims she's fired two dancers and her tour manager is about to quit. Her marriage problems, the A-Rod drama and her brother's book are the reasons why she's about to breakdown. Bitch needs a Calgon moment.
A source told The Sun, “She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt. Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings."
Her doctors also told her that she's anaemic. They recommended that she take some time off, so she's doing just that at Fishsticks Paltrow's house in the Hamptons.
I think Vadge has forgotten how to have fun. Everything is work, work, work. And when she's not working, she's working out. All that exercise has probably made her ass lips all buff, which means she has trouble taking a dump. No wonder she's tense!
Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 7:30pm.
I honestly never liked the crazy bat, I did admire her business sense. Too bad she lost it years ago.
She is a self absorbed control freak who is getting old and hes tried EVERYthing to keep herself in the limelight. she is fucking pathetic. I loved her in the 80's...had all of her cool photos and posters in my place, and now I cannot stand to even look at her pathetic, sad ass. She leaves EVERYone in the wake when shes done with them and drives over them again and again just for good measure. Nasty whore. Adopting that David was the last thing that sent my ass over the edge with her. Shes trying too hard to keep up. Give it up, ya old slut. Poor Guy...
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mike, apparently not, as the brother said he felt she could at least hire a cook for the grandma. i know my grandma passed at age 99 & was still living in her own home. we hired someone to stay in the home with her, to help out. i think when they get that old, should they get that old, they want to be in familiar surroundings, should they still be of sound mind.
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Ok, first of all, Madonna needs to give up the blonde, for good! That black No-Pest looking strip down the center of her head is hella trailer park, regardless of her cash, plus shit looks like straw...Secondly, Madonna needs to skip the arm curls at the gym...Ugh, she reminds me of the idiot guys who get their bicepts huge but neglect other regions, like they will have an awesome upper body, and then, chicken legs??? WTF is up with that??? Not saying Madonna has chicken legs, just sayin' lose the old lady man arms...
Finally, Madonna needs to just go away. It's getting a little pathetic, her thrusting her geriatric crotch in our faces...I mean, honey, we saw enough of your snatch in its prime and if you think you are being shocking by being a memaw nympho, you need to visit my g'ma's Alzheimer's ward at the old folks home...Seriously, there is this hot crazy memaw who runs around nekkid challenging anyone and everyone to "fuck me, I dare ya..." Yeah, usually they keep her hot ass sedated, but if you're lucky....
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Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Madonna has always presented a package: the years character, the sets, the lighting, the costumes, singing pop music. She is having a very hard time accepting that she has aged, she hasn't come up with an exciting character to play in years. Her voice was never a strong suit and cant sustain her. She can no longer successfully rule the pop kingdom and no amount of working out or baby buying can change that.
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ah, looks like we finally found a member of the aging butthurt madonna fan demographic! Welcome ^_^
When she gets over wanting to shock everyone with the personages she takes on with her memaw crotch maybe she can spend time with her children and spend some of that money she's gotten working all those years, instead of obsessing about her body, which no one really wants to look at anymore. She looked better when she had 20 lbs more on her anyway. She needs to let go already and stop buying up houses to turn them into gyms. That's just too much.
Your face!
Submitted by Lindalou on July 22, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Well, She's still a much better mom than St. Angelina, maybe she can take consolation in that!
So you know both of them and have had the opportunity and the authority to rate their parenting ability?
It must be really fun to be so ignorant.
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It must be funner to take the stick out of Vadge's old pooch and ride it. Welcome to Gossip & Innuendo 101, ho, leave your troubles and your ass sticks at the door ;*
Shut up and eat a steak, old stringy, dried up, washed up, mean cunt.
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Submitted by zomay on July 22, 2008 - 7:11pm.
They should start a bootcamp for celebs. "Scared straight" for rich mother effers who forgot what real problems were. They would have to live on 1000 a month, work in a service job, and only take the bus. That would get them back to earth.
Ive always thought that cleaning their own damned toilets and trying to buy a weeks worth of groceries on a budget, on a Friday night after work, would give their lives a whole new perspective. I swear half their problem is they do nothing for themselves. They work like animals a few months out of the year and spend the rest of the time praying they will get to work again.
Submitted by peaches on July 22, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Well, She's still a much better mom than St. Angelina, maybe she can take consolation in that!
So you know both of them and have had the opportunity and the authority to rate their parenting ability?
It must be really fun to be so ignorant.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 4:13pm.
"Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again."
AMEN. Nothing like a hearty pussyquake to recalibrate the nervous system.
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Madonna has always presented a package: the years character, the sets, the lighting, the costumes, singing pop music. She is having a very hard time accepting that she has aged, she hasn't come up with an exciting character to play in years. Her voice was never a strong suit and cant sustain her. She can no longer successfully rule the pop kingdom and no amount of working out or baby buying can change that.
Poor thing.
So misunderstood.
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Submitted by mike on July 22, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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heeeheee..Have you read any of the excerpts from her brother's book? Apparently Guy has himself quite a little issue with gay men..and we all know straight men that feel *compelled* to prove just how hetero they are around gay men.
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Well, She's still a much better mom than St. Angelina, maybe she can take consolation in that!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 22, 2008 - 7:12pm.
I wonder if she puts on frilly lingerie for Guy..oy! that must be quite a sight.
I think there's a greater possibility that Guy puts on frilly lingerie for her.
"Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again."
AMEN. Nothing like a hearty pussyquake to recalibrate the nervous system.
I wonder if she puts on frilly lingerie for Guy..oy! that must be quite a sight.
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Submitted by aneurysm on July 22, 2008 - 6:58pm.
here's a good morning america clip of him talking about some of it...:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerConcert/Story?id=5366168&page=1
she has a 97 yr old grandma & she only gives her $500 a month & pays medical bills. whoopteedo. bitch has MILLIONS & she can only give $500 a month? stingy bitch. i hope she crashes. hard.
Now, I'm not defending Madonna in any way, but is it possible the grandmother is in a nursing home, the fees for her staying there are included in the medical bills? If so, $500 spending money per month isn't really so bad. If she's in a home, I don't think she's planning trips to Monte Carlo and such.
They should start a bootcamp for celebs. "Scared straight" for rich mother effers who forgot what real problems were. They would have to live on 1000 a month, work in a service job, and only take the bus. That would get them back to earth.
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Submitted by aneurysm on July 22, 2008 - 6:58pm.
here's a good morning america clip of him talking about some of it...:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerConcert/Story?id=5366168&page=1
she has a 97 yr old grandma & she only gives her $500 a month & pays medical bills. whoopteedo. bitch has MILLIONS & she can only give $500 a month? stingy bitch. i hope she crashes. hard.
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..shit, she's a bigger cuntrag than I realistically presumed if that's true. I recall this heinously looooong video playing once on the screens over a leather bar last new years...ah, good times -- anyhey, she's driving around with this ancient little old lady like she's got some kind of daughterly bond with her and they're speeding/doing crazy shit on a parking lot -- I think Vag springs the old lady from a nursing home. Maybe that was her real grandma and Vag is making her earn her keep by doing videos, too *shudder*
I wouldn't want to be Christopher Ciccone.*shiver* If she ever gets those big veiny mits on him, she'll squeeze the life out of him.
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@Lucy Goosey:
I know what you mean, exactly. I always said it like this: When people get old, they get crazy with themselves. It doesn't make much sense which now (that I'm a little older) always makes me think: Wow - I should be completely incomprehensible by the time I'm 75. Fun!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 22, 2008 - 5:42pm.
she looks like one of Casper the Friendly Ghost's mean poops
OMG! *Wiping away tears of laughter*, you guys are fuckin' killin' me!!!
Submitted by Pers on July 22, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Macho, macho man! Vadge is lookin' like a macho man!
Maybe she should lay off the gamma radiation and stop hulking out.
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Does Madonna appeal to anyone outside of her gay fanbase. My sister was one of the original Madonnawannabes and she is 38 now and has moved on.
She's harsh. If she's trying to preserve a youthful appearance, it's having the opposite effect. Not attractive.
Kiss my ass Madonna! Like you have to worry about car payments or the cost of food. Alot of people have tough times right now. Try slowing down a bit and enjoy your money.
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here's a good morning america clip of him talking about some of it...:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerConcert/Story?id=5366168&page=1
she has a 97 yr old grandma & she only gives her $500 a month & pays medical bills. whoopteedo. bitch has MILLIONS & she can only give $500 a month? stingy bitch. i hope she crashes. hard.
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If her current bodyfat level is somewhat lower than 12%, what would be the normal percentage for a 50 year old, in shape woman? Or for a young woman half her age?
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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ah, interesting points -- thanks
and the no-fat NOTHING, too, of course. Between her, Maria Shriver, Trangelina, it's like there's a secret celeb Skeletorlinalympics going on.
Madonna could be using low-dose steroids to maintain muscle mass along with regulating estrogen levels for menopause.
However, she always struck me as being very domineering, possessive and controlling and its only gotten worse with age.
We, mature people like myself, tend to magnify our personalities more as we get older. That is, if you were inclined to be domineering in your youth, then as you get older, that personalty trait becomes more pronounced as its harder for older people to change.
Hence, older people become "set in their ways".
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She feels that nobody has taken her side.
Excuuuusse me? She has an affair with the insufferable, married A-Rod, she's in a sham marriage, she's working out so much she probably pays no attention to her children AND in spite of that she looks like a dried out old husk, and she's wondering why "no one is on her side?!" She's never been the kind of person anyone has sympathy for - why should anyone start now? She's always been the sort to immediately say "F**K YOU" to whoever criticizes her. Now she wants everyone to think of her as this classy grande dame lady-of-the-manor fake British person (who writes childrens' books and adopts poor African semi-orphans) and no one's buying it. Tough bananas, Madge - you've made your bed, etc.
Submitted by mike on July 22, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Ok, Mike, ya got me! I just pulled that number out of my ass, actually! hahahahahah
The average American woman is 30% so I just did some fuzzy math and came up with 12%.
You are prolly right. You usually are.
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Eep! 12%??? I got to 18% and I was sickly, dude! (I was vegetarian at the time, too) I wanted it pretty bad but I had to admit that I could not continue to function like a normal person if I spent that much time working out and that little eating.
Doesn't she get sick?
She needs to cheer the fuck up already.
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"Calgon moment" Fuckin' classic! I'm going to go and read the rest of the post now.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 22, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Given her penchant for muscle building, I suspect steriods are to blame.
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I suspect human growth hormone abuse -- among other things that promise to hold back menopause. At least Cher admits she wants to "turn baaack TIIIME OOOOOHH!"
Speaking of Madonna, there's this really weird picture of her pushing Gwynneth Paltrow's daughter, Apple, in a stroller, and Apple is completely naked. Weird, huh?
Yeah, I feel so sorry for the veiny old sea-hunt
For over 2 decades she's used and cast aside people to manipulate the public.
She's got to be the most successful whore in all of history
When will she finally just disappear
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 22, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 22, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Given her penchant for muscle building, I suspect steriods are to blame.
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Frankly, there isn't a whole lot of muscle there. She looks "ripped," as we say in the body building business, simply because her body fat is probably about 12%.
I bet it's quite a bit lower than 12%. I'm 12%, and I don't even work out hardcore. Yes, women tend to "keep" more fat than men, but I still think she's below 12%.
fux! this place always makes me starving now
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 22, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Given her penchant for muscle building, I suspect steriods are to blame.
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Frankly, there isn't a whole lot of muscle there. She looks "ripped," as we say in the body building business, simply because her body fat is probably about 12%.
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So don’t forget what I told you
Don’t come around I got my own hell to raise
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 22, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Thats her problem...she hasnt eaten a good mean in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time. Kabbalah water will NOT sustain a bitch.
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exactly -- if old cunt's gonna keep robbing the bank of Jewish cultural heritage to sustain her megalomania, she should rob some good kosher eats -- like hardy matso soup (don't mean the watery kind), perchance a pastrami sammich? Maybe a fresh bagel with about two inches of cream cheese heaven in betwixt? dumb ho
Another ploy for attention or sympathy. Sorry, your Madness, it's not working anymore. I, too, would kill for a total Madge meltdown a la Mariah Carrey, but with no comeback. I can picture her going into a robot-like frenzy. Somebody please capture it on TMZ. That would be divine.
I only made it through year one of medical school, but my opinion is she needs to take the stick out of her ass.
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Given her penchant for muscle building, I suspect steriods are to blame.
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Macho, macho man! Vadge is lookin' like a macho man!
Maybe she should lay off the gamma radiation and stop hulking out.
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