Vadge Is On The Verge
Vadge strikes me as one of those insane people who can work 48 hours straight without sleeping and without help from drugs or caffeine. Those kind of people freak me out. I can barely go 2 hours without falling asleep. Yes, I'm lazy.
Well, Vadge's workaholic ways might be catching up with her. Vadge is currently working on her "Dry & Sour" world tour and sources claims she's fired two dancers and her tour manager is about to quit. Her marriage problems, the A-Rod drama and her brother's book are the reasons why she's about to breakdown. Bitch needs a Calgon moment.
A source told The Sun, “She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt. Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings."
Her doctors also told her that she's anaemic. They recommended that she take some time off, so she's doing just that at Fishsticks Paltrow's house in the Hamptons.
I think Vadge has forgotten how to have fun. Everything is work, work, work. And when she's not working, she's working out. All that exercise has probably made her ass lips all buff, which means she has trouble taking a dump. No wonder she's tense!
Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 6:40pm.
boo hooo waaa waaaah -- don't buy it
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Ditto. But I'm still DYING to see a pic of her eating a sammich, already!
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see, now THAT'S when I'll believe she's truly gone crackers!
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Yeah, but she might actually be FUN again:)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 6:40pm.
boo hooo waaa waaaah -- don't buy it
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Ditto. But I'm still DYING to see a pic of her eating a sammich, already!
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see, now THAT'S when I'll believe she's truly gone crackers!
Dry and Sour? Sounds about right!____________________________________________
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She could really, really hurt me. Badly. And she's a lot older than my mom, too; but then again, my mom could hurt me also. Anyway on topic, she looks like one of Casper the Friendly Ghost's mean poops.
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she's watching her manufactured "scandal" sputter and make her look twice as Baby-Jane desperate, and now she finally sucked it up and is pulling the poor-me card, zzzz
Submitted by Leatherette on July 22, 2008 - 6:40pm.
boo hooo waaa waaaah -- don't buy it
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Ditto. But I'm still DYING to see a pic of her eating a sammich, already!
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Miss American Dream.
lynniepoo!! is that a baby BOSTON I see??? OMG fucking adorable! I have three of the bebs~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
boo hooo waaa waaaah -- don't buy it
....Her doctors also told her that she's anaemic....
translation = Vadge is menopausal. Funny how there is no plastic surgery or exercise solution to that one - huh Vadge???
Yeah, I bought the fucking book. I was at Borders while my son was looking around for shit and I started reading it.
She is a FUCKJOB, and thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If the boook wasnt true, she wouldnt be freaking out. I hope Guy divorces her ass and takes her to the cleaners. And yes, I hope she falls hard, because she took her eye off of the prize years ago.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
She needs to take a long disco nap and eat a piece of steak
I came into this world to live out-loud
Madonna's arms remind me that I need to water my plants
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 22, 2008 - 6:27pm.
why do her arms looks especially distressed at the inner elbow?
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That's where she straps herself into the runningyogaweight machine.
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Wow she should let up on the free weights.
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why do her arms looks especially distressed at the inner elbow?
Her arms remind me of frog's legs. Bet they taste like chicken though.
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Aw! Poor poor Vadge. =(
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good "MEAL".....dammit...
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I wonder if she likes or hates those old images of herself. Like how she looked in "Desperately Seeking Susan"
oh. and there would be nothing more satisfying in the universe than seeing this slag have a total meltdown on video.
Thats her problem...she hasnt eaten a good mean in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time. Kabbalah water will NOT sustain a bitch.
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Submitted by Beth4 on July 22, 2008 - 3:21pm.
No sympathy for this b*tch. She's needs to be knocked off that pedestal she's put herself on.
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oh crap...not before dinner again, mk! those fucking arms...argh! ;/
Do guys find arms like that attractive??
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 22, 2008 - 6:18pm.
... so I guess it's safe to say Madonna won't grow old gracefully.
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BOOHOOhoohoohoohoohoo! Don't say it out loud. Not yet. She's still got time, right...?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 22, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Madonna! EAT A SAMMICH! Gah!
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Make that a KARMA SAMMICH. Hope she gets everything she's got comin' to her
No sympathy for this bitch. She's needs to be knocked off that pedestal she's put herself on.
... so I guess it's safe to say Madonna won't grow old gracefully.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Karma's an even bigger bitch than you, Vadge!!
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Those ZOMBIE arms are some scary shit!
Madonna! EAT A SAMMICH! Gah!
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She's so damn freaky looking now....i just cant be a fan of THAT. Fucking beef jerky looks chubbier.
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"...her pussy hasnt barfed since the 90s"
That shits funny right there!!!! ;P
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It's bitches like her that put Mr.T out of business. One day, I'll egg her house.