Wino In Wax
Amy Wino's wax figure was unveiled today in London and the Crackie of Camden wasn't there, but her parents were. Ugh. They are such attention whores. I thought Mitch Wino was on his death bed or some shit? He had a miraculous recovery when he found out there was going to be cameras there.
Anyway, he told reporters that Wino is doing well, she's sad about Blaaake not coming home and blah..blah..blah.. He also joked about her wax figure, "Yeah, it’s great. We just said we’re going to take this one home with us and send the real one back." He's not joking.
If you ask me, the wax figure looks nothing like Wino! Her wax skin isn't falling off! Where's her signature crack pox? Where's her cat poo stained ballet slippers, her raggedy gold belt, her crackie coochie cutters and her burnt up fingers? This is not exact likeness! Wino didn't even look this clean when she was a baby. They could have at least put a crackpipe in one hand and an ice pop in the other.
Do you think that if you press her belly button, she screams "Blaaaaaaaaaake"? I should fucking hope so.
They also better be 24-hour security around this thing. Wino is going to break in, steal it and then try to smoke it up. You know it's her life-long dream to smoke herself up.
Wenn
Wow, what an honor........after those pics, her parents must be BRIMMING with pride.
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she looks sexy and cute with that sunglasses. I saw her on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by tangerine on July 23, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 8:36am.
That's some faces of meth shit for sure. Sad.
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Crazy, huh? Not only scratches but little bruises too...it's pretty hard to swallow.
And Mrs. K - thanks for the talking link. Precious:)
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Miss American Dream.
OMG I'm really losing it. I thought all three of them were wax figures.
They better melt that one down when she seizure shimmies it to junkie heaven, cause for some reason it's too creepy.
Submitted by rovex on July 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
If you havent heard Ms Winehouse talk, watch this, its brilliant!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFzr8QPfOg&feature=related
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I defy anyone to watch this and NOT fall in love with her.
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In all seriousness, that is the best looking wax figure I have ever seen. I keep looking at it, and if Amy didn't look so tore up, she would look EXACTLY like that. Whoever made that thing needs a raise.
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It's so sad how good that wax figure looks. And the wax figure is of her when she was already a half crackhead. They did a good job of putting her in a tulip dress to give her a feminine shape. I've seen pics of her where she was younger and looked like Minnie Driver's little sister.
If/When she ever gets her shit together, I doubt that she'll even be able to look at that wax figure without breaking down...it's like having a life-size clone that never ages while she grows uglier and more Exorcist-like every day.
sad.
I think the boobs are too big and nice.
They should have made them from a half-empty Capri drink bags.....that's more like it.
SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!
If you havent heard Ms Winehouse talk, watch this, its brilliant!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFzr8QPfOg&feature=related
That wax figure is scary, its really good. The eyes arent quite right, but ive seen less human people on red carpet at movie premiers!
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 8:36am.
That's some faces of meth shit for sure. Sad.
seems they have forgotten the hairy arms
Amy's mom is frumpalicious.
Damn, that wax figure kicks Amy's ass. If her skin looked THAT clear and if she always looked THAT sharp and scrubbed she'd still be a knockout. I'm glad they picked out my favorite performance outfit, though. Which awards ceremony did she wear that to? It had to be British; she wore black for her Grammy performance.
Submitted by Keane on July 23, 2008 - 4:41pm.
My God Mitch Wino is doing yet another tv interview at the moment - media whore!
Hahaha, just watched it. What a twat!
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My God Mitch Wino is doing yet another tv interview at the moment - media whore!
AUGHHH! Someone has already defaced the figure with a marker and some crayons!
A waxy Wino looks and smells better than a crackie Wino. Didn't her mother have something better to wear than this getup?
WTFOMGLOL on July 23, 2008 - 9:43am.
and if you look realllly close, you can see a cokey booger up there. keepin it realz
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Sad thing is Winehouse did look as good as that wax dummy as little as just 18 months ago.
Crack is wack.
Does anyone else think that her mom looks JUST LIKE the mom from Uncle Buck?
Can we trust him?!?
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 10:34am.
Imnotme, thanks! Fiona's CDs will be well worth your money.....all three are fantastic...great lyrics, eh?
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Yeah, really great lyrics. I also saw you had a line from Chapman's For You as a sig. That is one of my favorite songs evah, so I know you have good taste!
Submitted by Saltypretzel on July 23, 2008 - 10:28am.
This is the B.C. (Before Crack) version of Wino.
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No. That is a cleaned up version of a crackhead Wino.
THIS is the before crack version:
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/amy-winehouse-new-3.j...
Or check out this comparison:
http://streetknowledge.wordpress.com/2008/03/30/amy-winehousebefore-and-...
OR this - before Tats (not so long ago...)
http://www.musicsnews.com/articles/1916/1/
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Miss American Dream.
Imnotme, thanks! Fiona's CDs will be well worth your money.....all three are fantastic...great lyrics, eh?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
PSL- I'm not that familiar with Fiona Apple's music but I've seen a few of your sigs. It makes me want to run out and buy her cd.
YEAH I SAID CD. I'm old school, I don't do the download shit.
Her wax figure looks healthy and doesn't look like it smells bad....
Did I ? wow. that must really have stuck there lol. I fixate on things sometimes.
okay, trying to let go of it.
This is the B.C. (Before Crack) version of Wino.
Wax Wino needs her heart shaped "Blake" pin and some drink umbrellas in her hive.
Wow this is some hot shit.. Amy take note.. they should just put this up on stage nobody would even notice anyways because she barely moves as it is and this looks better.
the whole wax statue thing is so dumb to me.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
WTFPMGLOL:
I think you mentioned that before - I totally agree. I think she talks a little bit like a Limey Janice, in fact. Kinda loud and nasal like that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on July 23, 2008 - 10:04am.
Snoogle, who is that in your avi?
~~~~~ You know I really have no idea. Its from a movie ( I think )Maybe others out there would know.
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I don't know, either, but it either looks like Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde ?? I don't know,
never seen it) - or a skit from MAD TV.
She has alwaaays reminded me of Janice on Friends.
OHHH. MYY. GAWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!
I don't think I've ever heard her voice, and I know she's British, but I keep imagining she talks like Janice.
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on July 23, 2008 - 10:04am.
Snoogle, who is that in your avi?
~~~~~ You know I really have no idea. Its from a movie ( I think )Maybe others out there would know.
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What is with the wax figures? Why do you want to make a wax figure of a crackhead? And if you do - I got some WAY better crackheads for you to immortalize, dude.
I know one that looks like Jimi Hendrix. And we got the Santa dude. He doesn't look like Santa but he wears a Santa hat and directs traffic sometimes. I got the 5 million year old crack ho, I got the man of a hundred trenchcoats AND I got this guy with the WHITEST teeth (he's black) and the BIGGEST hair. Now, those are some crackheads that should be immortalized, right there!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Snoogle, who is that in your avi?
WTFOMGLOL - I can just hear that in her voice... haha!!
Her mom reminds me of a woman from Queens called Marge, who looks like she should be telling you (in a husky Queens NY accent) that "you're soaking in it". (Palmolive)
Btw, who is the bitch in pink behind her supposed to be? Debbie Gibson? Does ol' Deb even have a wax figure of herself?
Fuck! That close up piccy of Amy is creepy realistic.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
there should be about 17 counts of possession of a controlled substance shifting in that beehive.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEE !!!!
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They used the Ty Ty magic wand on this one. Made her look better than the real thing, even plumped her up a bit.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I was gonna say what yucko said. It is an amazing likeness.
And it goes to show what an attractive lady Wino could be if she got her shit together.
Love the shoes!
and if you look realllly close, you can see a cokey booger up there. keepin it realz
Agree about her mom's wardrobe. Knit tops and tight white pants don't work if you're past a size 12.
Damn, dude who made this one must have spent hours studying her pictures. Even though this looks like the version of Amy Winehouse that came from any imaginary fairyland, the face actually looks remarkably like hers, aside from the missing sores and whatnot. Usually the faces they do look pretty "off." Those are some pretty twiggy arms, though, are Amy's arms really THAT thin?
Also, Amy needs to take some tips from whoever made the hive for this wax figure. Maybe Amy's should just shave that rat's nest on her head and steal this one.
The wax figure people are very kind. Wino has looked that decent in a very looooong time.
Substitute the microphone for a crack pipe and add some puss & scabs to make it more authentic.
Her mom looks like an angry maid.
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They got the shoes all wrong - it's not realistic enough unless it's wearing beat-up stained ballet slippers.
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Like others have said, it's pretty sad that the wax figure looks a hell of a lot better than the real person.