Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Hot Pregnant Dude And Child....
And the baby whoring starts.... People Magazine has the first pictures of Hot Pregnant Dude with his new baby girl Susan Juliette. I know Hot Pregnant Dude isn't knocked up anymore, but what else am I supposed to call him?
He told People that he was in labor for 40 hours and gave birth naturally. You know, through his vagina. Susan weighed in at 9 lbs., 5 oz. Hot Pregnant Dude's wifey, Nancy Thomas, is breastfeeding Susan through induce lactation.
Susan J is pretty fucking adorable and you know how I feel about babies. She looks like Suri Cruise's long-lost sister. Shit, she probably is.
Below is Hot Pregnant Dude on GMA this morning. It looks like he got his sexy body back. He probably got "The Posh" after he gave birth.



good for them. good looking family. i'd much rather see well-adjusted, happy, healthy, stable, intelligent people, such as these, procreating, than most of the unfortunate leeches of society that most commonly do.
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http://www.myspace.com/naervana
what meds is the 'mom' taking to induce lactation?
was he/she still taking testosterone during the pregnancy?
thinks about all of the meds/hormones in its poor little system.
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i'm very afraid... seriously.
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Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """W e a l t h y l o v e s .c o m""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Aww! Congrats!
Sick
more importantly, who names a baby susan these days?
susan isn't a baby, susan is that middle aged lady in human resources.
Did they get the sperm from Roseanne? That's who the baby looks like.
And, no, the Obamas are on the cover of People with HPD in the corner.
i don't want to hear anything more about this story...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
ok. you are not a man just cause you had mastectomies and take male hormones. lets see...vagina, check. uterus, check. ovaries, check. ummm..you are a woman. stop the media whoring by claiming to be a "man" who gave birth! done with the rant. thanks.
Everytime I see the words "pregnant dude" I cant help but channel Shania Twain. Man I feel like a woman!
Such a cute baby! Good for them. There are too many unwanted, uncared-for children born in this world. This child was incredibly wanted.
Listen, when a man bites a dog, let me know; otherwise save this "dog bites man" shit for later.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
I do not think a woman lactates on nipple stimulation or sucking alone. When a woman has a baby, the body releases a horomone that allows the milk to come in. I have been told its when the placenta seperates from the body.
They can induce lactation with meds and hormones. A woman I know was adopting a child and she was going to breastfeed. Still it is not natural and sort of freaks me out a little. It was wierd to see her with these huge boobs and nipples that stuck out when she was never prego.
I am nursing my little one. My milk came in when he was 3 days old. The female body is an amazing thing.
This minute's attention whore. Next week: Some other attention whore. I certainly hope People doesn't give them the cover, but suspect that they will. It's not like this dude had a penis and balls and magically conceived and bore a child, which would INDEED be newsworthy. Bitch had all the necessary female reproductive organs except breasts to feed the thing with. People just get freaked and creeped out to see a pregnant belly with a beard. Well, it's over. Moving on...
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Oh my god! Keep your private shit to yourself fucking Attention Whore Lady With A Beard!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 1:27pm.
@LCT--
I was JUST ABOUT to post that same link!!!
You rock, I rock, together we rock!!!!
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It's cause we're on the same page. Natch.
Here's a boob question: Are your 'nipple holes' supposed to be clearly visible?
@LCT--
I was JUST ABOUT to post that same link!!!
You rock, I rock, together we rock!!!!
thanks to all for the swift response to my inquiry.
dlisters are so smart. :)
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 10:20am.
Please edify me.
How is lactation induced in a woman who has not just had a baby?
I have no idea!
Say, maybe I could get a side job as a wet nurse, pick up some extra income...
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Two ways: mechanical stimulation (i.e. nipple massage, baby suckling, breast pump)
OR hormones (a big dose of estrogen which you stop suddenly, followed by some prolactin drugs).
Either way, the milk may not come in fully and you have low quality colostrum. Most people just do it for the bonding experience and supplement with formula. The wife in this case has two kids from before, so it is possible to get some milk going.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Please edify me.
How is lactation induced in a woman who has not just had a baby?
I have no idea!
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I worked with a lady that was preparing to adopt a newborn, and she was planning to breastfeed. You could have blown me over when she explained that the doctor placed her on a hormone treatment that promotes lactation.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Oh, and apparently, just pumping with a hospital grade breast pump will fool your body into thinking it has to lactate, and you will.
PROJECT TIME!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 10:22am.
Well shit
now I am going to have to look it up.
BRB
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Mrs K - Induced lactation:
http://www.surrogacy.com/medres/article/lac.html
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Please edify me.
How is lactation induced in a woman who has not just had a baby?
I have no idea!
Say, maybe I could get a side job as a wet nurse, pick up some extra income...
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I don't know so I'm totally guessing, but whatever hormone triggers the production of breastmilk is what they're pumping her full of.
Sort of like how 'Daddy' grew a beard..
I wish them the best and good health to the baby. They need to quit whoring out this child and quiety raise this child. When a man without a uterus gets pregnant, let me know.
Please edify me.
How is lactation induced in a woman who has not just had a baby?
I have no idea!
Say, maybe I could get a side job as a wet nurse, pick up some extra income...
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
I'm sick of hearing about this too. She is not a man. She has all her female reproductive parts. This should not be big news.
I feel sorry for the kid. She is going to be teased. She is cute though. At 9lbs 5 oz she is big! My boy, born 6 weeks ago, was 9lbs 1 oz and he is a big boy.
Submitted by KD on July 23, 2008 - 10:01am.
I think they said that the woman could not have children, so that is why the dude stepped up. If he wants to be called a dude, then that is what I will call him. This story does not bother me. I hope that they are putting any money that they get from this in a trust fund for the baby, which I am sure they would.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 23, 2008 - 9:48am.
exactly, which is why I chose to eat certified hormone free milk and meat.
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 23, 2008 - 9:33am.
Dancin' in the Streets---yeah!!!!
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
I feel so bad for this little girl. She is the "Pregnant Man's Baby".
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Submitted by Better Off Dead on July 23, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Best posting name and avie EVER!
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It makes me laugh that people here are so concerned about hormones in breast milk. As if the meat and and dairy we eat in the United States hasn't been pumped fucking full of them LOL.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
The only thing that sets her apart from every other woman on the planet is that she's decided to pick and choose when she wants to be considered one. Next!
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yeah!
This is a little too freaky deaky
For Mrs. K,
and totally Off Topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD0HbcE0KLk&feature=related
OT: This story about two women having a child together has been beat to death.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
You know, I'm not close-minded at all, and I couldn't give less of a shit whether people want to get sex-changes, have families, whatever...but something about this couple and this story feels extremely gross and exploitive and I fail to see how sensational "Man is pregnant!" headlines are empowering or even activism. In fact, I'd bet this probably sets transexuals back more than it helps them. Sounds like someone just wants a paycheck.
And yah, I'm also not sure why this is news. Working uterus + vagina + sperm = baby. I've seen way more masculine "dudes" than this one who didn't even need hormons and shit to look so masculine. I guess if they had babies it would be a non-story unless they decided to identify as men while they did it. (And no bitches, I'm not implying trasngenderism is a choice! lol)
What I don't understand, is all the media making this fuss over "man is pregnant". If he still has a vagina and a uterus, how in god's name is this something shocking or interesting to people? It is a woman, who had her tits removed and takes hormones to grow facial hair. I can't even believe this shit makes the news.
Submitted by Hysteria on July 23, 2008 - 11:11am.
Submitted by QuicksandBetty on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
I am shocked at how narrow-minded some commentators in this thread are.
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I was surprised as well.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 11:37am.
Thanks for the cool song!
Grab a tissue and watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eqOiQN-tpz8
Or search youtube for 'Christian the Lion reunion MSNBC' if you don't want to click the link.
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Dick happens! - MK
Awww, that's a sweet baby. M.K., I promise if you'll have kittens with me I'll never let Naomi Campbell hold our baby.
The 1st thing that alarms me about this story is the 40hr labor. Goddamn.
Submitted by QuicksandBetty on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
Wow, i am shocked at how completly dumb most of the commentors are. Women who transition to male do not get their genitals turned into a penis because the results of that surgery suck.
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My, my, my how touchy people are on this subject. I am shocked at how narrow-minded some commentators in this thread are. For your info, Ms. no-it-all, the 'guy' believes he has a peen and he is happy with it. Part of the reason they went public was to raise awareness of the choices human beings have. According to the couple's family, the new parents are very well-adjusted, stable and loving and will make great parents. Good for them. Neener, neener!
Submitted by KD on July 23, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
They are inducing lactation on the wife: the one who has breasts, but didn't have the child.
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Ahhhhhhh! DOY! Why din't I think of that?! LOL.
Yeah - drugs are not often used for that.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
They are inducing lactation on the wife: the one who has breasts, but didn't have the child.
Submitted by QuicksandBetty on July 23, 2008 - 10:50am.
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Men in his situation may commonly not have genital surgery but they also don't pick and choose when they want to be a man and when they want the biological functions of a woman. I don't care what somebody does to their body as long as they own it- and this woman is a hypocrite for deciding to be a man except when she wanted a child.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Wow, i am shocked at how completly dumb most of the commentors are. Women who transition to male do not get their genitals turned into a penis because the results of that surgery suck. That is why 75% of female to male patients (hundrends of thousands of americans) only get mastectomies and hormone therapy and they are LEGALLY male.
So yeah he still has a vagina, but thats common for men in his situation.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by shecomingback on July 23, 2008 - 11:21am.
Uh, inducing lactation is not typically done with any drugs. It's actually highly unlikely that any drugs were used. It can be done *naturally* you know.
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Um...they're inducing? But she's a woman! But then - if the surgery means she can't lactate then she can't induce, right? WTF?
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I'm happy for them and all, but there is just too much hormonal intervention going on here. How can that be healthy for the baby?
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