Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Hot Pregnant Dude And Child....
And the baby whoring starts.... People Magazine has the first pictures of Hot Pregnant Dude with his new baby girl Susan Juliette. I know Hot Pregnant Dude isn't knocked up anymore, but what else am I supposed to call him?
He told People that he was in labor for 40 hours and gave birth naturally. You know, through his vagina. Susan weighed in at 9 lbs., 5 oz. Hot Pregnant Dude's wifey, Nancy Thomas, is breastfeeding Susan through induce lactation.
Susan J is pretty fucking adorable and you know how I feel about babies. She looks like Suri Cruise's long-lost sister. Shit, she probably is.
Below is Hot Pregnant Dude on GMA this morning. It looks like he got his sexy body back. He probably got "The Posh" after he gave birth.
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Submitted by shecomingback on July 23, 2008 - 11:21am.
Uh, inducing lactation is not typically done with any drugs. It's actually highly unlikely that any drugs were used. It can be done *naturally* you know.
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Uh, sorry I don't spend my entire day on MD.com there doc. I DO have better things to do, you know.
GROSS! I hate this story. She is not a MAN! I turned GMA off this morning when they started talking about it.
Pretty baby, I hope she enjoys theses days of innocent and peace, becaue mom and mom are going to be whoring her out the rest of her life. Poor thing. :(
If she wants to call herself a dude I have no problems, cause at the end of the day, she's still has a vagina. So this is not a dude having a baby.
My problem is this 3 ring circus they created in attempt at money and fame. This is unnecassary attention to this poor child.
Stop the insanity! I refuse to give this attention whore any more of my time.
Cute baby, though.
They really need to give it a rest. I really happy for them. But enought already.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
I saw this couple on a talk show. They seemed really nice and fairly "normal" given the situation. Their families (siblings/nieces) were there to support them. I started out thinking 'Gross,' but left thinking it was cool.
Apparently, he has a vag and a peen. How the clit turns into a peen I'll never understand.
Submitted by missy on July 23, 2008 - 8:32am.
Make no mistake, Missy. That kid will get PLENTY of attention.
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How in God's name did this person, who still has a vagina and uterus get their sex legally changed to "male"?
All you got to do nowadays is walk in and say "I feel like a man"?
I dont want to judge this dudette. All a kid needs is love and attention. I dont think that its impossible for this kid to get those things.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 9:48am.
Uh, inducing lactation is not typically done with any drugs. It's actually highly unlikely that any drugs were used. It can be done *naturally* you know
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True, it can be done through mechanical stimulation, but considering nothing else about this couple is natural, I'm sure HPD's wife went on an estrogen crash and burn via drugs.
Not shocked by HPD anymore. Just a woman with a double mastectomy and some facial hair, kind of like a Mediterranean grandma.
Submitted by Red on July 23, 2008 - 8:23am.
She hacked of her tits and kept her minge because she knew she wanted babies one day. She just didn't care enough about her future offspring to keep the breasts in order to breastfeed said offspring.
Why not just have the child/children and THEN have the op? Of course, that wouldn't have garnered any publicity...
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Thank you Red. EXACTLY what I was thinking. The only reason this story keeps getting attention is because we are all giving it attention.
This dumb fuck needs to go away. I'm done paying attention.
Its always the same silly looking down and smirking pose. I'm not entirely convinced this isn't the same face shot from picture 1 that keeps getting placed in new backgrounds.
If a baby can be raised by wolves, I guess this one will be able to adjust to her smarmy shemale mom's face.
She hacked of her tits and kept her minge because she knew she wanted babies one day. She just didn't care enough about her future offspring to keep the breasts in order to breastfeed said offspring.
Why not just have the child/children and THEN have the op? Of course, that wouldn't have garnered any publicity...
I like dick.
Why do they keep calling her a man?? BEcause she has a moustache?? Obviously she still has her lady parts because she had a baby - so SHE isn't the FIRST pregnant Man for gods sake!!
More like Bearded Lady had baby.....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 9:48am.
Yeah, I bet the drugs they pump her with to get her to shoot milk out of her melons is REALLY healthy for the baby.
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Uh, inducing lactation is not typically done with any drugs. It's actually highly unlikely that any drugs were used. It can be done *naturally* you know.
I'm so annoyed with this chick (yeah, chick)!
If you still have your lady parts, you are still a lady. Who cares if you cut your boobs off and took hormones to grow a beard? Hell, she ain't the first bearded lady to have a baby. I feel for this kid. Her parents are not hooked up right in the head.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 24, 2008 - 12:00am.
Yes, your Majesty.
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That is so disgusting, sick and twisted.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on July 23, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 11:51pm.
LOL. I'll bleach my hair, squirt jizz in my eye, and fuck 50 dudes in an hour. Call me Paris Hilton!
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I found that very crass. Your behavior is unbecoming of a lady.
Henceforth, refer to me as 'Your Majesty'.
Attention whore needs to pick a side already.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 10:52am.
I agree LCT...how healthy can that milk be?!
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It can't be... even if it's only hormones they're pumping into her, it's going to go straight to the baby through the breastmilk. Fuck, these two are some of the stupidest most inconsiderate selfish people alive. Why not just cut straight to the chase and drink a litre of vodka a day while breastfeeding.
I don't get the big deal with this. Basically a chick had a baby. Whoo!
Not cool to bring a baby into this situation. I think it is very selfish and NOT an appropriate environment for raising a child. Why doesn't "he" just be a butch lesbian? I mean, really?
Those two ADULTS can do whatever they want with themselves, but to even claim that they can provide a healthy and grounded family atmosphere is a joke. That poor kid is going to be ridiculed and not experience the carefree and "equal" inequities that most kids experience. This is a HUGE strike for this kid to overcome, be a miracle if this baby does grow into a well-adjusted individual. My parents are "normal" and my whole family is fucked up! Society is not ideal, and this is cruel.
Best wishes to this little one.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 11:51pm.
LOL. I'll bleach my hair, squirt jizz in my eye, and fuck 50 dudes in an hour. Call me Paris Hilton!
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My father gave birth to me, my mother breast-fed me through induced lactation...Yeah, i'll be fine!
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Not only does that poor kid have a he/she for a parent, she has one who went PUBLIC and whored her out! Just looking at that ugly "man" gives me the creeps. So fucking gross.
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I agree LCT...how healthy can that milk be?!
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okay, so you can have a pessy and just because you have facial hair and no tits, you're a dude?
well in that line of thinking, I'm gonna put on a tiara, support hose, and a understated pretentious church going dress. I'M THE FUKKIN QUEEN OF ENGLAND!
The only thing that sets her apart from every other woman on the planet is that she's decided to pick and choose when she wants to be considered one. Next!
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Go away, attention whore.
This thing seriously needs some help. He did this more for the attention than anything, and that is beyond fucked up.
Ugh. Just, ugh. This whole situation is WRONG. Now his wifey is 'lactating'? Yeah, I bet the drugs they pump her with to get her to shoot milk out of her melons is REALLY healthy for the baby.
Couldn't agree more, cornpone.
She'll never be a real dude. You are what your chromosomes say you are. Greedy bitch. I hope the best for that kid. God help her.
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whatever... SHE'S NOT A DUDE
but that is a precious baby
This is still not a man. She has a twat. A real, working twat, which is why this baby is here. You can't pick and choose whether you are a man or a woman. This should really be a non-story. You are a woman with a twat and no boobs who gave birth from her vagina. Wait, when did my sister get involved in this story?
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I think its rather unethical and inconsiderate. Do these people ever think about their children and what they will have to go thru? I mean these 2 top the selfish cake, do you want to be a man or a woman? Make up your mind, there should be no fake breast feeding via the one who didnt give birth to the baby, thats fuckin weird. How come they didnt adopt and help another child instead of bringing this one into the world under these fuckin whacked out circumstances.
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George Fuckin Michael.
Wonder how much HPD was paid for the baby photos ???
Cute baby, creepy man/lady.
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I agree....I could not care less about this story.
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I still don't understand the fascination with this topic. This is a post-op woman that gave birth to a child. Women give birth to babies through their vaginas everyday! He just wants to cash in on the media hype!