With Another Woman?!
Slap me with a 10-inch dick! There's no way Matthew Broderick cheated on My Little Pony Parker with a woman! Had the cover read "....With a 25-year-old pony" or "....With a 25-year-old dude," then I would believe it!
According to Star Magazine, Matthew met some 25-year-old youth counselor in a bar. Shortly after they met, Matthew and the redhead started text messaging and then they began seeing each other. The chick's friend claims they do sexy times at the townhouse of one of Matthew's friends. That must be some friend. I would never let one of my friends spread their genital fungus all over my good shit.
I doubt Matthew and the redhead were doing sexy times. They were playing Matthew's favorite game, "Broadway Divas." Matthew plays Ethel Merman and the redhead plays Gwen Verdon. Matthew is a total theater fag. My Little Pony doesn't play that game with Matthew, because she's too busy being the fucking breadwinner.
When asked for a comment, MLP said, "Neigh, Neigh, Neeeeeeiggggghhhh."
Guess what, I just found she have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.
I'm inclined to believe it. C'mon, she's ugly as hell and seems totally lame and boring in real life. Bet that's the reason she had her nasty mole removed. Never understood why people like her. All my male friends always say what an ugly horse she is. It's no mistake that she was chosen as "The Unsexiest/Ugliest Chick" or whatever that was. Why so many people refusing to believe that he would cheat on her horsy ass?!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Well, a friend of mine was an extra on the movie Biloxi Blues. He said that at the time Matt was dating Jennifer Gray and that he had women in and out of his room. One day Jennifer showed up to the set and everyone rushed around to alert Matt so he could get the woman out of his room before Jen found out. He said Matt was quiet the player.
even "the star" isn't buying it's a woman...that's why it's in small print on the cover...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Fauxffair!!!
Puh-lease. Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.
Spreading rumours about a male actor being a womaniser is classic Hollyweird technique for deflection attention away from their homosexuality. It's been used so much, I'm surprised they still do it.
And the Photoshop Achievement of the Year Award goes to...
The nose-thinning is great, but I especially like the big curl of hair they plastered over her gigantic chin.
BTW, Mathew Broderick is a chubby bore who lost his (minimal) looks years ago. Why would some young twat actually ball him when she could just SAY she balled him?
Kiss,
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Submitted by mishma on July 23, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Karen Flatts: Sometimes I feel like a CAP and sometimes I don't. It usually depends on how many psych meds I have had that day and/or you mention Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity can render even the strongest Lithium into a placebo. They should make anti-Hannity meds
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Alright, well as long as everything is kosher. Wait, for Mrs. K it would be kosher, and seeing that I am also Irish (or...oh what was it you called yourself on the other thread? Whiskey swilling mick, or something to that effect?) anyway, for us I guess it would be everything is craic. It would be kosher with Killians, but I digress. Sláinte!
Karen Flatts: Sometimes I feel like a CAP and sometimes I don't. It usually depends on how many psych meds I have had that day and/or you mention Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity can render even the strongest Lithium into a placebo. They should make anti-Hannity meds
However, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Submitted by mishma on July 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Pffft, this is just fabricated to deflect from the fact that Matthew takes it up the ass. Often. Daily.
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Everything alright, mishma? It appears your "caps lock" has broken. You better get that fixed quickly or we won't get your point quite so emphatically anymore. What was that you said about daily ass fabrication? I forgot already...
Personally i've always thought Mat was a little on the gay side. i hope he and sarah work things out; i like them together. but then knowing these crazy celebs, sarah and mat might have set this up in order to get mat some attention, i mean, what has he done in terms of acting lately?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on July 23, 2008 - 11:07am.
Maybe he's bi but prefers women. Maybe he's bi but prefers men. Or is a 50/50 bi. Human sexuality is all over the place.
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there is no such thing as a bisexual...just a homosexual who can't make a commitment
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Mathew cheated? well i guess he's getting sarah back for cheating with JFK jr. kind of late for that though is'nt it?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Pffft, this is just fabricated to deflect from the fact that Matthew takes it up the ass. Often. Daily
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Well if these two can't make it, fear not D-listers, Brangelina will split!
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Haha, I don't think there's been any doubt that THAT would happen.
ughh! you'd be surprised!hahaha!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I don't think MB is gay, and I like SJP, so this alleged infidelity saddens me. I will eat a bag of Doritoes to perk myself up.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Maybe he's bi but prefers women. Maybe he's bi but prefers men. Or is a 50/50 bi. Human sexuality is all over the place.
Why, Obviously? Because they let MB wear their costumes?
actually, a friend of a friend who worked on a Broadway show starring MB reported to us that he was very fond of the chorus girls, wink wink nudge nudge. yes, girls.
That wasn't a woman he was met in a bar, he was watching her mole after she had it removed.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I don't buy it. MB knows better - after what his character went through in "Election." His life spiraled out of control, and he never even consumated the relationship!
As to whether he's gay - honestly, I don't care. If SJP loves him, and he loves her, regardless of what form that love takes, who are we to judge? They've got an adorable child together, and they seem to be good parents - that's what really matters.
I don't know what to believe except that I am still a Sarah Jessica Parkerloonie.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Well if these two can't make it, fear not D-listers, Brangelina will split!
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Haha, I don't think there's been any doubt that THAT would happen.
OXA - good one - very insightful - its the orchestrated split which preserves both their images as well as possible, gets them both a shitload of publicity and sells a load of magazines! Everyone's a winner except the poor dumb magazine-buying public who are wasting their cash on this made-up waste-of-space bullshit story!
SJP probly told Matt to cheat. yeah That'll prove your'e a man honey!
How crappy would life be if you were married to someone to cover up his homosexuality?! Ugh. If it's true, that's pathetic. I'm goingto sound totally corny, but it's true...life's too short to not be happy and married to someone that REALLY loves you. (Not some gay dude that you're covering up for.)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
The 25yo is probably a woman in his own mind.
Well if these two can't make it, fear not D-listers, Brangelina will split!
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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on July 23, 2008 - 11:09am.
I've been told by my celebrity publicist friend that it is NO secret that he is gay and their marriage is a sham (which SJP is well aware of). So, I don't really get this story.
MAYBE SJP WANTS OUT AND IS LAYING THE GROUND WORK SO SHE CAN PLAY THE WRONGED WIFE ANGLE WHEN SHE FILES FOR DIVORCE. THEN MB CAN STAY IN HIS FANTASY OF BELIEVING THE WORLD THINKS HE IS STRAIGHT.
Their marriage is probably real. He probably cheated with a female. He was probably jealous of her celebrity and success and the fact that she makes infinite times more money than him. He felt insecure & emasculated by SJP & cheated. This is Ryan Phillippe all over again... only older and a lot less attractive.
Doesn't Matthew Broederick have a movie out now? this could be a marketing ploy. unnamed sources are worthless in my opinion!
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 23, 2008 - 11:26am.
I call bullshit and I hope they sue the shit out of this trashrag. And can everyone please stop with the Matthew Brodrick gay shit, enough is enough the man is NOT gay. He does have tons of gay FRIENDS here in NYC but then again you cant swing a fake Fendi without taking out a swarm of gay men here. He is known to be a gentleman and an all around nice guy, I doubt this shit happened. And all of my friends who have met SJP say she is really sweet and pretty in person too.
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If he didn't have kids I'd say "way to go!" But since he has children I'll say "way to go" but have that guilty, post-game locker room sex feeling afterward.
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I don't think Matthew Broderick is gay he seems more asexual.
The chick's friend claims they do sexy times at the townhouse of one of Matthew's friends.
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Mmmm, my married lovers always take me to the Plaza.
We like to "do it" in Eloise's room.
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
When asked for a comment, MLP said, "Neigh, Neigh, Neeeeeeiggggghhhh."
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Okay, that made me snort when I was drinking my tea. Now I have that horrible water-up-the-nose sensation.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by Keane on July 23, 2008 - 8:32am.
Jinxy McD - so why didn't she just get knocked up by her actual boyfriend? I really don't get it!
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If I read what Jinxy's saying correctly, I believe the boyfriend came well after the sham marriage AND child. She has been with MB for a very long time.
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Exactly. Think of Will & Grace when they wanted to have a baby or that Madonna movie with Rupert Everett. Best friends who love each other and think each other would make good parents, but don't have someone AT THAT TIME to be with and do that with. It's not that bizarre.
I hope this is not true.
I don't beleive for one minute that Matthew is gay
my gaydar must be off because I don't get the gay vibe from Ferris Buller, he comes across as socially awkward to me...
i <3 SJP she's the only celeb I don't want to set on fire!
Submitted by Keane on July 23, 2008 - 8:32am.
Jinxy McD - so why didn't she just get knocked up by her actual boyfriend? I really don't get it!
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If I read what Jinxy's saying correctly, I believe the boyfriend came well after the sham marriage AND child. She has been with MB for a very long time.
I don't believe this story is true. Matthew Broderick is gay. I don't think it is a sham marriage with My Little Pony; I think they love each other and choose to have different lives. Good for them. In this day and age, I think it is pathetic that a story is made up to make MB appears to be straight. It is too bad that he just can't be who he is.
After seeing torch song trilogy, I will never be able to believe he is straight. Not fooled by the beard.
Jinxy McD - so why didn't she just get knocked up by her actual boyfriend? I really don't get it! Arent they married as well? I don't understand why anyone would want to have a sham marriage to have a child. Unless she's his paid beard, or they share the same PR who thought it would be good publicity for them both or something. It just sounds like a lot of trouble for not much gain!
MAYBE HE WAS WITH CARROT TOP?
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on July 23, 2008 - 11:09am.
I've been told by my celebrity publicist friend that it is NO secret that he is gay and their marriage is a sham (which SJP is well aware of). So, I don't really get this story.
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Who is the kid's father then? Would you like to have a family with your beard? I can't believe this.
And why would she do this? What would be her gain? Is she supposed to be a lesbian now?
THEY GOT IT WRONG, IT WAS NOT A WOMAN IT WAS SANJAYA.
Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on July 23, 2008 - 8:29am.
I mean, who the hell would dump Robert Downey Jr. just because of a little heroin problem... I mean - LOOK at the man !!!!
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
I smell a cover up.
He was probably caught with a tranny (Eddie Murphy style) and to save "My Little Pony" the embarassement, they said it was a woman.
Everyone knows Ferris Bueller is gayer than Big Gay Al.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.