With Another Woman?!
Slap me with a 10-inch dick! There's no way Matthew Broderick cheated on My Little Pony Parker with a woman! Had the cover read "....With a 25-year-old pony" or "....With a 25-year-old dude," then I would believe it!
According to Star Magazine, Matthew met some 25-year-old youth counselor in a bar. Shortly after they met, Matthew and the redhead started text messaging and then they began seeing each other. The chick's friend claims they do sexy times at the townhouse of one of Matthew's friends. That must be some friend. I would never let one of my friends spread their genital fungus all over my good shit.
I doubt Matthew and the redhead were doing sexy times. They were playing Matthew's favorite game, "Broadway Divas." Matthew plays Ethel Merman and the redhead plays Gwen Verdon. Matthew is a total theater fag. My Little Pony doesn't play that game with Matthew, because she's too busy being the fucking breadwinner.
When asked for a comment, MLP said, "Neigh, Neigh, Neeeeeeiggggghhhh."
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Ya know - I like SJP and I love Carrie Bradshaw - but from interviews, I get the feeling that the real SJP probably isn't that fun to be around....
I mean, who the hell would dump Robert Downey Jr. just because of a little heroin problem... I mean - LOOK at the man !!!!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 23, 2008 - 8:26am.
but then again you cant swing a fake Fendi without taking out a swarm of gay men here.
hahahahaha.
I call bullshit and I hope they sue the shit out of this trashrag. And can everyone please stop with the Matthew Brodrick gay shit, enough is enough the man is NOT gay. He does have tons of gay FRIENDS here in NYC but then again you cant swing a fake Fendi without taking out a swarm of gay men here. He is known to be a gentleman and an all around nice guy, I doubt this shit happened. And all of my friends who have met SJP say she is really sweet and pretty in person too.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Mawy on July 23, 2008 - 8:11am.
Don't believe it. I believe what Jinxy McDeath said instead. Stop making fun of SJP! She's one of the few celebrities I actually like.
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But if you believe what Jinxy says, doesn't that make you lose respect for SJP? IMO, marrying a man to help him cover his homosexuality is just like supporting homophobia. If she feels a man needs to cover up his sexuality to be successful, then what does that say about her?
I wonder if he ever had sex with Nathan Lane.
This surprised me, yet not. Pony and Matty never look happy together, like they both have irritable bowel syndrome caused by each other. Pony makes Matt gassy. I think they'll both buck and run.
I'm sorry but I just can't think of another way to get on the cover of a magazine these days.
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Miss American Dream.
Red herring.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Keane on July 23, 2008 - 10:16am.
Jinxy McDeath - so I assume this is a counter-story released by his PR to prevent a story about him with a man coming out then? Tends to be the way it works. But can you tell me this - if she knows he's gay why is she with him? Is she gay too and its a cover for her? If so, are ANY of the Sex and City women actually straight as one is now openly gay and I've heard rumours about the preferences of the other two as well!
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According to my friend, SJP is not gay and she has a boyfriend (or at least did at the time she first told me about this...about 2 years ago). She's with Matthew because she was getting older and she wanted to have a child and didn't want to do it alone. He also wanted a child. You know, like Clay Aiken and his lady friend. As for the other Sex and the City women, I have no idea what's going on with them.
Matthew Broderick still hangs out in bars?
No way
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I hope he cheats or gays it up or whatever else some more! That way we hear less about Brangelina!
Submitted by Keane on July 23, 2008 - 8:16am.
But can you tell me this - if she knows he's gay why is she with him?
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They get along really well AND he loves to go shopping!
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
this is what she gets for cheating on that stud, Aidan!
I don't think this story is true. Who finds Matthew attractive?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Jinxy McDeath - so I assume this is a counter-story released by his PR to prevent a story about him with a man coming out then? Tends to be the way it works. But can you tell me this - if she knows he's gay why is she with him? Is she gay too and its a cover for her? If so, are ANY of the Sex and City women actually straight as one is now openly gay and I've heard rumours about the preferences of the other two as well!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 8:13am.
Yup, anything is better than being *gasp* GAY!!!!!
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if wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their heinies when they jump.
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 23, 2008 - 11:11am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 23, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 11:03am.
MK, where is the JOHN EDWARDS story?!!!
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What, what?
What happened???
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The Enquirer says they caught him sneaking into a LA hotel last night to see that chick again, the one that supposedly had his love child.
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Awwwwww, shit! Really? Cheating on his cancer stricken wife?? Noooooo.
But then again, his wife may be cool with it. Maybe she ain't interested anymore.
MrsK, isn't that sad? But now the public would see him as a gay cheater.....so they had to make the "other one" be a girl...
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-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
WTF is up with the story about Zac Efron getting muscles in 5 days? That's impossible.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 23, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 11:03am.
MK, where is the JOHN EDWARDS story?!!!
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What, what?
What happened???
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The Enquirer says they caught him sneaking into a LA hotel last night to see that chick again, the one that supposedly had his love child.
Are you sure they didn't mean they use the girl as the buffer to come over to the house so he can meet the male friend that owns the house. Him and Mathew are together?
Don't believe it. I believe what Jinxy McDeath said instead. Stop making fun of SJP! She's one of the few celebrities I actually like.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 23, 2008 - 8:08am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 11:03am.
MK, where is the JOHN EDWARDS story?!!!
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The National Enquirer allegedly busted him with his mistress! It's on their site.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
I have a hard time believing this one... I mean, you don't pass up free pony rides.
I've been told by my celebrity publicist friend that it is NO secret that he is gay and their marriage is a sham (which SJP is well aware of). So, I don't really get this story.
As Ferris he was so damn adorable. I never thought he was gay....but GAWD he went to pot. and not in the good way!!
I dont really believe this story either....although SJP has been super busy and he's been home doing squat. So mayyyyybeeee he was bored and decided to dabble a little...eh, eh? lol.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 11:03am.
MK, where is the JOHN EDWARDS story?!!!
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What, what?
What happened???
I think that "friend" who was the source for this story is Matthew's publicist. Did somebody spy Matthew being really gay in public or something? LOL What is the purpose of this story??
Doesn't surprise me. She is far more successful these days than him, so he went to a girl who was enthralled with him for comfort and fucking. Doesn't make it right either, though.
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Sorry, I don't believe this one and I hope SJP and Matthew Broderick sue.
SJP needs to cut Broderick out of her life like an oversized mole.
Bull fuckin' shit! If anything, he and Nathan Lane have been rump rangers for years!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Why can't Ferris be gay? He and Cameron "experimented" one night over a bottle of Grey Goose.
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MK, where is the JOHN EDWARDS story?!!!
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
No. I won't believe it. I won't.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Uh-oh...this could be like the movie he was in- "Election".
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I'm inclined not to believe it. I'm even less inclined to belive Broderick is gay.
Ferris Bueller can't be gay, y'all!!!!