Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Don't Hold Your Frapp Breath

Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will record a duet for her next album. OK! Magazine sweeeaaars this is true. They pinky swear it!

Brit Brit's album is coming out sometime next year. A source said, "Britney is spending her summer in the recording studio, working on a brand new album. She's working with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters and we're very excited about what she's accomplished so far."

I'll believe it when I hear Brit Brit's Cheeto warble and Justin's gay baby whining together in one song. Even then, I won't believe it! Knowing Brit Brit, she'll just sing along to one of Justin's tracks. Justin TimberLAME is too busy licking his own boypuss to record a song with Brit.

In Justin's delusional mind, he should only duet with the likes of Kathleen Battle and shit.



it's all a ploy to get brit back in the business

backfat's picture

Awww. I miss sane Britney.

Kandykane's picture

I guess that's it then. It's really true. There's a total lack of real talent, which is how Shitney keeps getting gigs. Who cares? Shitters got away with the "cum fuck my underaged pussy" act but this pop tart is now just a piece of moldy old bread covered in rat turds. Shitters is the REAL Crazy Eyes.

Who cares? We only care how to find these celerbities. Lucky me. I found Hilton on a celeb and millionaire dating site. Its name is like 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】 or something.

Khensu Hetep's picture

I'm surprised Jesus Timberlake humbled himself enough to actually do it. I mean, I thought he was soooo over Britney.

vanyvrgs's picture

Don't mention his name three times manimal.

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Manimal5's picture

Another stupid ass unnamed source. Where the hell is Comingback anyway?

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Sayonara's picture

Submitted by Eddie on July 23, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Justin is a big pussy (can't forget that Janet Jackson thing)
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Yup

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

zomay's picture

angel_i, check him out. He is stunning in a beneath the radar sort of way. And when he does interviews, he seems down to earth. But I could be completely wrong about that.

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angel_i's picture

@zomay: cool - I'll check it out. He looks like one of those guys on my Mommy's old drugstore romances:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 23, 2008 - 4:54pm.

YES! Soulmates together again.
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It looks so funny to see a wizened man say such a thing. Who is this man? Should I know him?

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Submitted by zomay on July 23, 2008 - 4:54pm.

YES! Soulmates together again.
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It looks so funny to see a wizened man say such a thing. Who is this man? Should I know him?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

zomay's picture

YES! Soulmates together again.

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parissucksliterally's picture

THIS is some new info:

Britney Spears is a famously bad driver and it may be an inherited trait.

According to the Enquirer, in 1975 Lynne hit and killed a 12-year-old boy who was riding his bike in Kentwood. The article says Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital when the incident occurred.

A rep for Lynne told the tabloid "It bothers Lynne still to this day," adding, "She really doesn't like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened -- but she can't."

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

mishma's picture

I like her better than him and I will tell you, that is a thimbleful of fail

andrea's picture

thats it! i liked that song, too... back when they were both beaming with potential

Green Is Good's picture

I thought she had top notch producers and writers for her last album? Notice how fast THAT disappeared.

Stock Broker's picture

Shitney has a team of "Top Notched Producers?"....LMAO! These are probably the same idiots who did her last shitty CD.

Shitney's Top Notched Producers:
Chester Cheetah
Frapp Boy
Marlboro Man
Red Bull
Scott Storch

KCo's picture

I can't for the life of me figure out why women find this guy attractive.He looks like he's never gone through puberty.

Dr. Destructo's picture

And then Brit woke up from yet another dream with the sheets stuck to her nasty crotch.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Oh wow, Brit and Justin are gonna duet??

That'll be the hottest track of 2000! What a way to ring in the new millennium! Oh wait...it's not 2000 and I'm not a 13 year old girl.

ricki lake's picture

Submitted by andrea on July 23, 2008 - 11:29am.

Ah yes. "What It's Like to Be Me." Not really a duet though, Justin was just singing back-up. And actually, thought it wasn't released as a single, it was a good pop song. God I used to love Britney so much. Sometimes I still ask myself what the hell happened.

Ok once again i love you and just the fact that you know of kathleen battle makes you super effin' cool!!!! you ARE the best!!!!!

andrea's picture

justin n brit already duetted the last track of the britney album. i dont remember the title. but it was mostly just JT beatboxing n crying in the background. so it was basically practice for life w kfed, im sure.

Eddie's picture

Justin is a big pussy (can't forget that Janet Jackson thing)

Stoney's picture

Um, as far as I know Justin hates that bitch, so no, I don't believe this. They didn't even record together while they were going out, why would they do it now? Oh wait, I forgot. Publicity. __________________________________________

"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

ricki lake's picture

Kathleen Battle? Why? Because Justin Timberlake is deluded into thinking he's an opera singer? Um, no. If anything, he thinks he's the white Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, he's just lame.

girl_cheese's picture

That's a good one, angel_i. In my neighborhood they would've just scrawled HO and blacked out most of her teeth.

MK, how much do I love you for mentioning Kathy Battle?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by girl_cheese on July 23, 2008 - 12:04pm.

Classic Brit - she's putting it all out there. Miley Cyrus has been studying the way to the bottom for no-talents & is going this same road.
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Haha! Sometimes I love my neighbourhood. I saw scrawled on a Miley Cyrus poster today(It's her big face):

Real Eyes
Real Lies
Realize

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

girl_cheese's picture

Classic Brit - she's putting it all out there. Miley Cyrus has been studying the way to the bottom for no-talents & is going this same road.

She looks like Jessica Simpson in the eye area

dreamhypnotique's picture

Maybe after a hard day of recording Justin will invite Brit to his pad for a nightcap, where Jessica "Toys R Us Giraffe" Beal is waiting to initiate the seduction and the unsexiest lesbian threesome ever will ensue.

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angel_i's picture

Dayum! She looks like Jessucka!

Um...why don't they just do a tribute album? Tehy can start the SaveaHo foundation...They can start by selling this album. Each star can do a duet with Britney and then they can all sing together for "We Are the Whores!":

We are the whores
We are the skanky
We are the ones who forget to bathe
So we get stanky!

There's a choice we're making!
We're wrecking are own lives!
So buy this record now because you really pity MEEEEEEEEE!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

DeeDee's picture

LMAO @ Justin's gay baby whining!

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joanne's picture

Throw away your kids and get a recording contract, so thats how it works. She is a poor stupid soul, probably raised to be the bread winner and doesn't know any better. Good luck to you Spears, you'll need it.

moriah's picture

Awwww, how nice.. I like how she let's the boys smoke ciggies! She's such a good mom!!

Pimpcessa's picture

Ahhh, the good old days when Brit knew how to cross her legs while wearing a mini skirt.

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Snarkley's picture

The same tired old bullshit rumors to try to draw attention to this has-been.

KD's picture

They must be excited that they've been getting her to show up. That in itself is a major accomplishment. I can't imagine what else they could be referring to.

Brit's trying to lower her chipmunk voice by chain-smoking.

parissucksliterally's picture

I don't think Justin will go near Britney professionally- he doesn't want to taint his image....and I can't blame him.

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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"

soul's picture

"Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will record a duet for her next album"
YES!
(oops :)

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I am going to go to Sam Goody RIGHT NOW and wait for the release of this groovy new 45!!!!

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Hysteria's picture

those appear to be wax figurines

Goyo's picture

Hope that shit is true

DAYANA MENDOZA Miss Universe 2008
VIVA VENEZUELA CARAJO!
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EvilShoe's picture

Who's the chick in the photo next to Justin?

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LeanneMarie's picture

Kathleen Battle!! Ahh.. from my hometown of Portsmouth, along with Roy Rogers, Earl Thomas Conley, and the Detroit Lions. Kathleen's names was even mentioned on Days of our Lives recently.

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