Thursday, July 24th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 23rd!
Missiles destined for the Isle of Lesbos, that'll teach 'em! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
Nine months after Tommy Lee's visit to Japan... - Stoney
Big deal, all our priests see children that way too. - Miss Jay
Thanks Luckyrwhat
March of the Rubber Soldiers
WOOHOOOO!
Go ELB & STONEY!!!!!!
I am an 'elb'ilooney
lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Awwwwww thanks MK and you funny clowns!!! Sweetas, get back here xxx!
Stoney and Miss Jay congrats!!!!!!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
El Bastardo wins and again...
Yawn
BIG surprise
HAHAHA, just kidding, you old hound dawg, you
CONGRATS
You funny guy!!!!!
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Congrats to Stoney!!!!!!!
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
OMG!!! OMG!!! I won!!!
*dances around like lunatic*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
El B, your hotness! *bows deeply and kisses your ring*
Congrats winners - hysterical!!
Who's the Master? El Bastardo is the Master! Congrats, that was Funny as Hell! I think everyone knew it was a winner! Pink Lesbo Love Missile Alert! If you're not working in marketing, you should consider it. You've got the cranial pack for it!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Congrats funny bone ticklers!
Congrats you funny foo's!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
STONEY AND ELB!!! WOOOTT!!! AND MISS JAY TOO!!
funny shit guys!! elb that shit was great :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yaaaay foot-long wieners!
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
Good morning all you hwat sluuuutz!!! Congratulations winners, you hilarious bitches!!! WTG!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Aaaaahahahahaah. Nice one EB. Congrats.
The Crouching Wider mid term was a breeze but the final of Hidden Gaggin was a killer but the girls took it ALL with pride.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Congratulations winners.....ElB, if I bow anymore to you, I'm going to need new knee pads.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Congratulations weiners! This was an extra funny Caption this.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Recently, On the hot millionaire singles club ****M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m****, I have some great experiences with hot girls there. Amazing, I seemed to see some famous player had a personal account there with his recent photos. He looks hot and handsome! It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May. I am a bit curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Sexual or serious, or committed?
Haaaaaaa! El B.! Extra special slurps!!!!!
(We called that one C!)
Congrats to the winners!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Congrats ElB!! WTG Stoney and Miss Jay!
Also like PSL's little rhyme about Paris, and so many others...!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Who said the Chinese had small dicks?
Pet'n-Knobs & Chopsticks.
the 13th annual "penis dance" festival in middle-japan.
haha!
Sienna Miller's vision of mecca.
Paris Hilton's "My New BFF, the Tokyo edition"
oh my darlin, oh my darlin, our big dicks, they are so fine...
When Paris ordered a California Roll... she forgot her reputation preceded her....
Summer Olympic games - China - The penis distance carry.
Sunrisegold71
DAMN! What is up with my twitchy fingers today? Ok, focus! Press the 'Post Comment' button once and press lightly and hope it all works out! Focus now! Easy! Here goes.......
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Yeah Sheeps, I think the use of diphthongs in many languages is just hard for many foreigners to get their minds and mouths wrapped around. Judging from the smiles on the ladies' faces above, they never met a large diphthong they didn't like! No problem mouthing out complicated diphthongs for them!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Yeah Sheeps, I think the use of diphthongs in many languages is just hard for many foreigners to get their minds and mouths wrapped around. Judging from the smiles on the ladies' faces above, they never met a large diphthong they didn't like! No problem mouthing out complicated diphthongs for them!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
O-MY!
THESE ARE ALL VIRGINS RIGHT?
OR PERHAPS NUNS?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
We always knew that japanese children were dickheads, but seriously?
The Lucky Twat Contest winners showcasing their trophies that were used in the talent competition.
So that's what happened to their teeth.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
It's really hard for Tommy Lee to deny he is the father of these 3 penises. They look like dead ringers for him.
The Asian Woman's inside joke; They make huge loaves of bread in honor of their husbands' nonexistent penises!
I didn't think anything could cheapen the gorgeous, golden-threaded, flowing Kimono. Boy, was I wrong!
We had to get something to replace the ones we don't have in this country.
They have graduated from hooker school with baby dildoes of their own.
Your face!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 23, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Aren't the ladies above cradling some large diphthongs?
Mary Jo Riley touched the sacred penis and secretly wondered if the secret Asian ceremony was how Thomas Beatie got pregnant.
Homepage - http://ifyoucant.blogspot.com
Why bother? They'll just be horny again in an hour.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
In India, they may worship spitting cobras, but they know better than to cradle them lovingly.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
An exclusive look at the last temptation of the geisha gayelles. ____________________________________________
After years spent translating for Mothra, the shobijin were retired with a hefty severed package.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
All we are saying
Is give peen a chance.
Next up for Brangelina; the Dong triplets of Shanghai- Snax, Quax and Exlax.
Kim Jong Il has an action figure?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
China welcomes in 4075, year of the Cock.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.