Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Cameron Diaz & Will Smith Are On Top

Will Smith is always on top. Especially when he plays "hide the chalupa" with Tommy Girl. Anyway, Will Smith was the highest earning actor of 2007 according to Forbes. Will brought in $80 million last year. 10% goes to Tommy Girl's stupid alien society!

Pizza Face Diaz was the top earning actress with $50 million. Damn! And her skin still looks like the inside of Parasite Hilton's vag lips? Cammy should use some of that cash to get a skin transplant or some shit.

The top 5 overpaid dudes in Hollyweird are:

1. Will Smith - $80 million
2. Johnny Depp - $72 million
3. Eddie Murphy - $55 million
4. Mike Myers - $55 million
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - $45 million

The top 5 overpaid chicks in Hollywoodweird are:

1. Pizza Face Diaz - $50 million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 million
3. Jennifer Aniston - $27 million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 million
5. Fishsticks Paltrow - $25 million

It's a fucking sad day when Eddie Murphy and Keira Knightley are making that much money. I mean, Eddie Murphy was in "Meet Fucking Dave." WTF?!

And yes, Jennifer Aniston made more than Saint Angelina. Angie Jo made $14 million last year. Broke ass bitch! How the hell is she going to support her 85 kids on that measly salary? Bitch better get in line at the WIC office.

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Posted by: Michael K


Chicaloca's picture

Hell yeah Jenn made more than the slut, unlike that outcast jennifer is actually loved, have friends and people who support her

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Ima's picture

Jolie made more than Jen in 2007. Forbes numbers are not for the whole year of 2007 but for June 2007 through June 2008(last month). In that span of time Jen made four movies for about 6.7 million each. Jolie made 1 for 14 million then took 2008 off. The media is reporting the story incorrectly and Jolie fans are losing their minds because they cannot figure out how in the world Jen made more than Jolie.. calm down loons..she didn't. Jen made more money in the latter half of 2007 and the beginning of 2008 when Jolie was busy in Cannes. And it took four Jen movies to equal one Jolie film..use that as a pacifier to calm yourself.

No one seems to be able to actually click on the Forbes website and read the small print as to how they determined the Celebrity 100.

That should be the real story.

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isn't fishsticks on the list because Ironman made a fucking gazillion dollars.

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Kp's picture

Who is going to movies to see Cameron Diaz? Shes the most overrated actress, in appearance and everything else.

lizardo911's picture

Man, Cammy is looking completely flat (more than usual) and completely not fabulous. Not aging very well at all... Kind of surprising...

For you young people, Eddie Murphy is/was really good before he started doing crappy movies.

Back in the day, his movies were the bomb. We used to line up to see his shit!!

It was EDDIE MURPHY movies that really started these BOX OFFICE mania back in the day.

peaches's picture

I'm still waiting for south park to rip on brangelina! They will break my heart if they don't! What did Brad's lawyers threaten them before they could? Are they afraid of the brangeloonies? Why hasn't this been done?

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Uptown James's picture

What is a Keira Knightly?

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Leatherette's picture

holyshit, THANKS for the smokinggun tip -- not cause of the Pitt, but THE GREY POUPON DUDE:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0723082grey1.html

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA:

JULY 23--Lawyers for Brad Pitt are threatening legal action against news outlets if photos taken of the actor and his brood at their French estate are published. The images, Pitt's lawyer contends, were "surreptitiously" taken by paparazzi with "highly powerful telephoto lenses," and, if published, would violate the star's privacy rights. The photos show "Pitt and his family as they engaged in familial activities on private property," according to attorney Yael Holtkamp, who last night sent TSG the below legal notice (though in our 11+ years, we've never purchased a single paparazzi photo). The letter does not further describe the photos of Pitt, who, with partner Angelina Jolie, is reportedly negotiating a multimillion-dollar deal for the first pictures of the couple's twins

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LMAO!

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by bourgie on July 23, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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pssst!

Aniston is best friends forevs with Oprah! Don't bust a gut now, and stay klassee ^_^

MightyHorse's picture

I live above the WIC office for my area! If I see her there I'll cut the check myself!!!

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bourgie's picture

I love the fact that Angelina Jolie is nowhere near the list but yet she's the one everyone wants to talk about. LMAO Some of you even having the nerve to go oover to http://www.justjared.com. What the fuck for? You expect them to be like you all?
It's good to see some black power player in there like Will Smith. Will Smith, Brarack Obama, Tyler Perry, Oprah.....I think african americans will take over Hollywood by 2020.

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Submitted by cartimandua on July 23, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Peaches...yep The Smoking Gun. The whole letter is there and worth a look...just to be amazed at the pretentious, pee-perfume attitude that emanates therefrom.

yeah I read it. A little too late for Brad to be pulling this shit now! If he wants privacy so bad, he should have thought of that a few weeks ago with all the stupid press confrences regarding the birth of his twins, and all the attention whoring the past few years!! So what exactly is the law? that they can't prevent smoking gun from publicly disclosing the letter?

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peaches's picture

My biggest problem is when these celebrities are rude and disrespectful to their fans! Paps and media is one thing, everyone has been gossiped about in their lifetime, maybe not on that large a scale, so it's understandable that that would upset them, but when a fan wants an autograph, or to talk to them and feel agknowledged, and they have bodygaurds pushing them away, that's fucked up! It's the fans and ther general public that determine that they get those saleries, based on these actors/actresses popularity with us! How Cameron manages to be so popular when she acts like a cunt to her fans is unbeknownst to me, but I guess she picks the kind of film roles that make her seem likable, TO THE PUBLIC!!! Some of them are very gracious, and making that effort can be as simple as having an official website or myspace page to interact with fans, but they need to give back to their fans, and show gratitude. Johnny Depp, and Leo Di caprio have been pretty good about that, so perhaps they earn their keep. But celebrities who refuse to talk to a fan,or give an autograph, or take a picture, without a good reason, they doen't deserve that kind of money!

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Cameron Diaz was a model right?

God that makes me feel pretty.

slappyou's picture

Does Will Smith have cancer/aids? He looks like shit

Little miss's picture

What 10% ??? Sciento freaks are 80 million richer.

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Submitted by Red on July 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 23, 2008 - 2:01pm.

ITA - I Am Legend sucked monkey balls.

That's a shitload of money these people are making, and although I love Johnny Depp, I'm not sure any of them deserve THAT much.
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I agree Red, none of these people should be paid millions of dollars for this job. I wonder if they were to lower the salaries significantly, how many "actors" would stay in the business?

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cartimandua's picture

Peaches...yep The Smoking Gun. The whole letter is there and worth a look...just to be amazed at the pretentious, pee-perfume attitude that emanates therefrom.

And JO MAMA! I say to you....."Veeerrry well...give them cake."

JeezyCreezy...Izzard is my favorite!!

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JoMama's picture

Will Smith & Pizza Face are no-talent hacks...AngieJo can't make movies b/c she's too busy being knocked up-of course she'll make more money on the pics of those kids than most of the people on the list. $20 mil for pictures?? Anywho...
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letinstar's picture

how much of eddie murphy's money goes to child support?

brangelina needs more kids to pop out and sell to the tabs to catch up to jen anniston...
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Submitted by No Words on July 23, 2008 - 4:32pm.
I absolutely love the fact that Jennifer Anniston made more than Angelina Jolie this year. Brad Pitt and Angie Jo are box office poison, and it is time Hollywood realized it.

yep, we don't see their movies, so that's what makes the difference!

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Submitted by cartimandua on July 23, 2008 - 3:34pm.
My chuckle of the day and it has nothing to do with movie star earners.

Love the lawsuit that humorless twit Brad Pitt launched against anyone who DARE publish photos of his family. Big bad warning letters out to all internet purveyors of celebrity images, who I'm sure are shaking in their boots.

Here's a blurb from TSG's threatening letter from Pitt's lawyers:
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"This letter is a confidential legal communication and is not for publication. Any publication, dissemination or broadcast of any portion of this letter will constitute a breach of confidence and a violation of the Copyright Act, and You are NOT authorized to publish this letter in whole or in part absent our express written authorization."
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How do I know this? TSG promptly published the letter after receiving it....rofl!!

Kind of ambitious of Pitt's lawyers to try to extend confidentiality to parties who have no agreement or contract with them or their client. Think Pitt's lawyers skipped class that day?

OMFG!!!! Is TSG The Smoking Gun? Someone's acting like he's more important than he really is! if he doesn't want others publishing photo's of his family, than don't fuckin' parade them around in front of the Paps!!!! so how exactly does this law work? that he can't tell them what to do if they don't sign an agreement? Brad is turning into Tom cruise! Tom learned his lesson, he's tried to shut up, but he's still paying the price. Brad better take his feather out of his hat!!!

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name_optional's picture

Eddie Murphy?????
What the mutha ufck?

is she even worth $10,000?

peaches's picture

Ultimately, I think this is based on income earned by sales of Tickets, DVDs, ect. and that is determined by us, the general public, there have been many studies that have proven Jennifer Aniston is considered well liked by the public, and Angelina is NOT! So the brangeloonies are a minority!

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Puggles's picture

No matter who made this list its still ridiculous that people get paid that much.

We're all in the wrong profession lol.

QueenOfTrashin's picture

Love the WIC reference. LOL!

Leatherette's picture

damn, Trangie better get back to the fertility clinic and put that sperm hose back in her babymaker! but no worries -- all those checks for baby pictures this will pull her back up the $ line

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.

Johnny Depp is worth every fucking cent of that $72 milion! *sigh*
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Sugarbella's picture

Broke ass Angie better start popping out more illegitimate babies to sell to the tabloids.
It's like she's discovered the HW version of a welfare check.

Bossy's picture

Hmmm I think these are salaries related to acting. I recall Angelina being on another top celebrities Forbes list that listed a much higher yearly income--I'm guessing endorsements, modeling, etc.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on July 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
CLINIQUA @ 07/23/2008 at 2:57 pm

….and to be accurate, if you believe Forbes isn’t having their chain yanked by Stephen Huvane, then Maniston and her TV sit-com residuals actually earned more than Reese Witherspoon, Fishyth, and most other FILM actresses WITH talent, unlike Maniston her TV self.

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yeah the proof is in the pudding. And they like to claim that Jen isn't A-list! lmao. She's certainly on top of the "most important" list that's for sure. What is the logic of the JJ loonies as to why their idols Pitt & Jolie didn't make the top 5?? They'll make up some excuse like Forbes isn't a credible source :-) When will they admitt that these two are tabloid king and queen not hollywood king and queen??

LMAO (get in line at the WIC office)!! Maybe one day the loonies will realize how sucky Jolie really is. Shit, her new career is giving birth to biological children so that she can continue to afford her lifestyle by pawning out photos of her kids. Bullshit she's giving it to charity! She is the charity!! We know Bradley isn't pulling his weight either... can we say Assassination of Jesse James. lol! Have I been sleeping under a rock, cause I have no clue why Paltrow is on that list. What has she done lately??

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These amounts cannot possibly include the money Angelina's vaginal exits garner.

She's due for a queef windfall any day now!

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angel_i's picture

Ok, I actually hate it when you do that, MK. I hate it when you make me visualize Will Smith doing sexy times with TommyGirl. Stop it - I LIKE Will Smith but if I picture his hands on that lily white ass and his O face one more time, I'm seriously gonna, like, lose my last marble or something. It's just wrong, MK. Bad boy.

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No Words's picture

I absolutely love the fact that Jennifer Anniston made more than Angelina Jolie this year. Brad Pitt and Angie Jo are box office poison, and it is time Hollywood realized it.

I wish I was JA...no kids, no husband, rolling in dough, and healthy and happy. Boy, Angie sure showed her. *snicker*

And I loved Cammie Diaz in "In Her Shoes"...really like that movie.

Amanda's picture

WOLL SMOTH is so overrated as an actor.

Fifi's picture

All you need, to be an uber-successful actress in Hollywood, is a personality that doesn't intimidate secretaries or housewives.

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Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz make alot from Shrek. I presume residuals; you see they have the same amount. Shrek made alot of money!

idiots drive me loco's picture

HAHAHAHAHA. Now those window lickers at JJ can't spew anymore about how JA is unsuccessful, or how AJcan demand more money. I think hollywood is starting to recognize that those two are now box office poison, and everyone is tired of their asses.

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Submitted by Hekki on July 23, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts: "Get away from Will, you Meat Lovers Special! "

Made me laugh like no one's business
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Thanks Hekki. I was going to go with "you Stuffed Crust p'zone!", but it didn't have quite the same ring to it.

cartimandua's picture

My chuckle of the day and it has nothing to do with movie star earners.

Love the lawsuit that humorless twit Brad Pitt launched against anyone who DARE publish photos of his family. Big bad warning letters out to all internet purveyors of celebrity images, who I'm sure are shaking in their boots.

Here's a blurb from TSG's threatening letter from Pitt's lawyers:
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"This letter is a confidential legal communication and is not for publication. Any publication, dissemination or broadcast of any portion of this letter will constitute a breach of confidence and a violation of the Copyright Act, and You are NOT authorized to publish this letter in whole or in part absent our express written authorization."
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How do I know this? TSG promptly published the letter after receiving it....rofl!!

Kind of ambitious of Pitt's lawyers to try to extend confidentiality to parties who have no agreement or contract with them or their client. Think Pitt's lawyers skipped class that day?

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Karen Flatts: "Get away from Will, you Meat Lovers Special! "

Made me laugh like no one's business.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 23, 2008 - 1:02pm.

Awww shucks! Tell her I said "hey!"

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

*opening the door*

I like Cameron Diaz. Didn't you hos ever seen The Sweetest Thing? Great movie!

*running out the door*

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Kaylee's picture

Thanks MK! Wow I must really not be a Diaz fan. I even got the one movie I knew of wrong.

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Cara's picture

Oh Shrek. Duh. I forgot about Shrek or that she was even in it. Yup, that explains it. And she didn't even have to show her face.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

@Kaylee

What Happens in Vegas (2008) .... Joy McNally
Shrek the Halls (2007) (TV) (voice) .... Princess Fiona
Shrek the Third (2007) (voice) .... Princess Fiona
... aka Shrek 3 (Singapore: English title) (USA: working title)
... aka The Third (USA: promotional abbreviation)
The Holiday (2006) .... Amanda Woods
In Her Shoes (2005) .... Maggie

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She (and the Brangeloonies) must be shitting bricks!

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