Cameron Diaz & Will Smith Are On Top
Will Smith is always on top. Especially when he plays "hide the chalupa" with Tommy Girl. Anyway, Will Smith was the highest earning actor of 2007 according to Forbes. Will brought in $80 million last year. 10% goes to Tommy Girl's stupid alien society!
Pizza Face Diaz was the top earning actress with $50 million. Damn! And her skin still looks like the inside of Parasite Hilton's vag lips? Cammy should use some of that cash to get a skin transplant or some shit.
The top 5 overpaid dudes in Hollyweird are:
1. Will Smith - $80 million
2. Johnny Depp - $72 million
3. Eddie Murphy - $55 million
4. Mike Myers - $55 million
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - $45 million
The top 5 overpaid chicks in Hollywoodweird are:
1. Pizza Face Diaz - $50 million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 million
3. Jennifer Aniston - $27 million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 million
5. Fishsticks Paltrow - $25 million
It's a fucking sad day when Eddie Murphy and Keira Knightley are making that much money. I mean, Eddie Murphy was in "Meet Fucking Dave." WTF?!
And yes, Jennifer Aniston made more than Saint Angelina. Angie Jo made $14 million last year. Broke ass bitch! How the hell is she going to support her 85 kids on that measly salary? Bitch better get in line at the WIC office.
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I'm going to have to ask for a recount. And want movies was Diaz in last year? All I can remember is Just Married 2 BKA What stays in Vegas.
-Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
Dirk, I love Johhny and agree he is very talented, but he ain't worth 80 million dollars a year, IMO.
I know his movies made 3x that, but still.....it is gross how much these people are overpaid...
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Wow not just Jen but Fishsticks beat out St. Angelina! Both Brad's most high profile exes before her!!! She (and the Brangeloonies) must be shitting bricks!
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I couldn't even name a movie that Cameron Diaz has been in since Charlie's Angels. I don't see how she even has a career let one where she's getting paid that sort of money, and for what?
CLINIQUA @ 07/23/2008 at 2:57 pm
….and to be accurate, if you believe Forbes isn’t having their chain yanked by Stephen Huvane, then Maniston and her TV sit-com residuals actually earned more than Reese Witherspoon, Fishyth, and most other FILM actresses WITH talent, unlike Maniston her TV self.
Sorry guys I just had to skip on over to JJ and post MK's list with his comments. But what the hell did I tell ya??
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That ungrateful bitch should not be paid that kind of money! all she does is complain about the paps and people taking her picture! And she's rude to fans!!! Well that's good for Jen to be kicking st angelina's ass!
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Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 2:16pm.
The C word,
The Daily Mail is being dramatic... it's just the blob, not one of the good kids!
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Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha nicely done
what the fuck did jennifer can't keep a man aniston do last year? what movies were she in?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 11:16am.
The C word,
The Daily Mail is being dramatic... it's just the blob, not one of the good kids!
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Seriously....do you think she has her own set of dishes, too? You know, like she has to use the old scratched up plastic while the good ones dine on the Waterford? Besides, Maddox, Pax and Zahara wouldn't deign to ride in a GOLF CART, for cryin' out loud. Only if it had gold wheels and was made by Rolls Royce, sillies!
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Had to leave for awhile...both those responses had me rollin'!
He was probably doing donuts in the parking lot too...just before he put her down for her nap in the broom closet under the stairs.
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But bitches oughta know
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Except for Johnny Depp, this list has little to do with talent.
He's just cozying up to her so he can rub off some pizza grease for anal lube later that evening.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
So have to agree with parissucksliterally.
I'm not gonna get all deep and stuff, but crap on toast no wonder our society is going down the shitter!
Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 11:16am.
The C word,
The Daily Mail is being dramatic... it's just the blob, not one of the good kids!
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Seriously....do you think she has her own set of dishes, too? You know, like she has to use the old scratched up plastic while the good ones dine on the Waterford? Besides, Maddox, Pax and Zahara wouldn't deign to ride in a GOLF CART, for cryin' out loud. Only if it had gold wheels and was made by Rolls Royce, sillies!
From earlier post on Vince Vaughn
1. Vince Vaughn - $14.73
2. Tobey Maguire - $13.44
3. Julia Roberts - $13.19
4. Brad Pitt - $12.73
5. Naomi Watts - $12.16
6. Matt Damon - $12.16
7. George Clooney - $11.56
8. Jennifer Aniston - $10.48
9. Hugh Jackman - $9.90
10. Ben Stiller - $9.50
Jen Aniston is on this list, too...no AJolie...pardon me while I effing laugh my ass off as the loonies scamble like a mound stirred up fire ants.
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What hass Jennifer Aniston DONE besides pine after John Mayer? She always looks like she's on vacation. Was she in a highly lucrative romantic comedy I didn't notice?
What?
What did she do for that money? Does she have a day job?
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Ok, how in the HELL did Eddie Murphy make that list? This man hasnt done anything worthwhile since Raw, IMO.
What's "Meet Fucking Dave"? lol. And what the hell has Cam D. been in lately besides Shrek? The only reason she's accepted in those movies is because we can't see her face!
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How is Cameron famous? She's fugly esp. in that picture above. All the actors and actresses are overrated,overpaid, and undertalented, except Johnny Depp at least he can act.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 23, 2008 - 2:01pm.
ITA - I Am Legend sucked monkey balls.
That's a shitload of money these people are making, and although I love Johnny Depp, I'm not sure any of them deserve THAT much.
That is seriously the worst picture of Will Smith I have ever seen..apparently Cameron's fug confused the camers and it just distorted everything.
Get away from Will, you Meat Lovers Special! I do still love Will, despite the Scientology bullshit.
that whole list is disgusting.
and we wonder why little kids don't want to grow up and be a teacher?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
madam s.
Well it's good to know he cares enough about himself to wear one himself. Actually, maybe he has the lapbelt around her though. Doubtful but worth a thought, right?
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Cameron Diaz should be mercifully smothered. Mercifully for the rest of us, that is. She is utterly pointless, unattractive, as well as talent-free. How many BJs did she perform to get where she is today???
Kate Winslet, Toni Collette, Lili Taylor, Laura Linney, all should be making this kind of money, not this haggy skank basket.
Johnny Depp makes me literally swoon like a girl. And the most talented actor in Hollywood! Where in Christ is Eddie Murphy making that kind of bank? SHREK 19? Jeezus!! Will Smith is OK if he can keep $cientology out of his life and bank account.
I think the Brangeloonies will lose their shit over the news that JA makes more money than Angie Jo, since they claim with every other breath that her career is in the shitter.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 23, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on July 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Either 1) It's all a conspiracy designed by the evil media to tarnish St. Skankalina's good name; 2) This figures were taken after Skank donated 90% of her earnings to charity; or 3) Jen is still so devastated by losing Brad, she's become a bitter, barren, workaholic.
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LOL! Hilarious! So true!
The C word,
The Daily Mail is being dramatic... it's just the blob, not one of the good kids!
Pimpcessa on July 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.
kdracofan
Right?? You know they're just going to say something like "Oh that's a bunch of BS" and "Those numbers are put out by her manager". Like anyone gives a shit. But it's just too funny to listen to them frothing at the mouth.
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LOL I agree with you....
Was Aniston even in a movie last year? Or was it just from her investments? She may not be the best actress out there but the bitch knows how to make some coin somehow. AJ better start making nicey nice with JA because someday she may need to Brad over to get a donation to support her orphanage.
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And in other news, Brad pulls a Britney:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1037425/Brad-Pitt-drives-da...
OnT: No wonder stars continue to put out crap like 'The Love Guru' and 'Meet Dave' if they can still bank this much.
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Oh wait! How is Samuel L. Jackson not in the top 5? I swear, he's like in every movie recently.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by DeeDee on July 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Johnny Depp is worth every fucking cent of that $72 milion! *sigh*
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Yes, and he would be worth another 72 million on top of that too! He's the only one that I think deserves the amount of money he makes.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on July 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
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If by "works her tail off" you mean pimps out her kids and whores her self out, then I understand your confusion.
I think Depp and Smith were the only ones that deserved any of their money.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by Pimpcessa on July 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Either 1) It's all a conspiracy designed by the evil media to tarnish St. Skankalina's good name; 2) This figures were taken after Skank donated 90% of her earnings to charity; or 3) Jen is still so devastated by losing Brad, she's become a bitter, barren, workaholic.
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If the Brangeloonies bought movie tickets the way they swamp internet blogs, their heroes would top both of those lists.
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kdracofan
Right?? You know they're just going to say something like "Oh that's a bunch of BS" and "Those numbers are put out by her manager". Like anyone gives a shit. But it's just too funny to listen to them frothing at the mouth.
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Will Smith is the new Tom Cruise: action movie star and Scientolonut.
Cameron Diaz is the new Bette Davis: unattractive (although Davis was very talented).
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Swiggity switch it up!
Will Smith kills every movie he is in. I actually thought maybe just maybe "I am Legend" Would be a good movie so I ordered it on demand and the movie sucked royally I immidiately turned it off and called Time Warner to get my money back. I will never again risk my precious time on any of his so called "acting"!
Their salaries are based on % of money their movies make.
Goes to show you that there are more Anniston Loonies than Angeloonies.
Still, these celebutards are WAAAAY overpaid for what shitty movies most of them made.
Pizza Face Cameron = go boink a tube of Clearasil.
huh? I'm so confused. Beside Will Smith and maybe Johnny Depp, how the hell did these people make so much money? I'm not saying Will and Depp deserve it but at least I can remember their movies. What the hell have the others done, movie-wise?
Well there's half a billion dollars well spent.
Stoney: I enjoyed that movie too.
& in The Holiday *what can I tell you* lol
& Pimpcessa: You know it! Run! Save yourself! (Lol)
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Eddie needs the loot, trannies are expensive.
How is it possible that Cameron Diaz made 50 MILLION DOLLARS last year and I can't think of a single movie she's done in forever besides that horrible Ashton Kutcher Vegas thing??? Wtf?!
Oh hell, the loons are gonna go apeshit over this one!! Funny how JA can sit on the beach sipping cocktails while AJ works her tail off and still make almost twice the monaaay!!! Hahahaha
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I loved In Her Shoes.
*ducks flying dildos*
Great sister movie!
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I loved In Her Shoes.
*ducks flying dildos*
Great sister movie!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
The only one from that list that's worthy of ANY money is Johnny. I'm convinced that with some research we will one day discover that his gorgeousness can end wars, bring world peace, cure AIDS, etc.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Yummy Johnny.
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!