Wednesday, July 23rd 2008

Cameron Diaz & Will Smith Are On Top

Will Smith is always on top. Especially when he plays "hide the chalupa" with Tommy Girl. Anyway, Will Smith was the highest earning actor of 2007 according to Forbes. Will brought in $80 million last year. 10% goes to Tommy Girl's stupid alien society!

Pizza Face Diaz was the top earning actress with $50 million. Damn! And her skin still looks like the inside of Parasite Hilton's vag lips? Cammy should use some of that cash to get a skin transplant or some shit.

The top 5 overpaid dudes in Hollyweird are:

1. Will Smith - $80 million
2. Johnny Depp - $72 million
3. Eddie Murphy - $55 million
4. Mike Myers - $55 million
5. Leonardo DiCaprio - $45 million

The top 5 overpaid chicks in Hollywoodweird are:

1. Pizza Face Diaz - $50 million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 million
3. Jennifer Aniston - $27 million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 million
5. Fishsticks Paltrow - $25 million

It's a fucking sad day when Eddie Murphy and Keira Knightley are making that much money. I mean, Eddie Murphy was in "Meet Fucking Dave." WTF?!

And yes, Jennifer Aniston made more than Saint Angelina. Angie Jo made $14 million last year. Broke ass bitch! How the hell is she going to support her 85 kids on that measly salary? Bitch better get in line at the WIC office.

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Posted by: Michael K


rovex's picture

Why is Diaz earning so much? Whats she done? Maybe people are paying her to fuck off out their way?!

missy's picture

what has fishsticks done for us lately?
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tangerine's picture

there is a huge salary gap between the men and women. That really sucks.

kdracofan's picture

LMAO did you say WIC?!

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DeeDee's picture

Johnny Depp is worth every fucking cent of that $72 milion! *sigh*

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Mawy's picture

Me too, Love Carrot Top. As for Cameron, she's so overrated. And yes, with all that money, why doesn't she get chemical peels or her skin lasered or something? Shoot, I'm broke and I got a chemical peel!
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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

No matter how Scientology-y Will Smith is, I just can't quit him.

I CAN, however, quit Pizza Face. Flush her down the toiley like last night's Subway caca.