HoHan & SamRo's Promise Bracelets
Gays have promise cock rings and gayelles have promise bracelets. Wait, before we get into gayelle promise bracelets, let's talk about cock rings. I know cock rings are supposed to make the dick harder and bigger for a longer period of time, but they are so fug! They make the cock look dorky. It's a total turn-off. Yes, I'd still suck a big one with a cock ring on it, but I'd roll my eyes the entire time. Annoying. Ok, rant over.
So.... Life & Style reports that HoHan and SamRo have been wearing matching red infinity lock bracelets. A source said, “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts." Those bracelets also look like they can double as pussy ropes. They also wear matching anchor necklaces because they are each other's anchor. GAG ME with a hard clit.
Here's HomoHan and SamRo out in NYC last night and also on the set of "Ugly Betty" yesterday afternoon.
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And can't HoHan get any better pu$$y than this? Come ON, she's a celebrity! I get better kitty than this and I'm not rich OR famous.
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Lemme put it to you like this: Would you lick the Firecrotch? C'mon that pussy is at the end of it's nineth life with fleas, ticks, mites, lice, mange, feline leukemia, rabies, whooping cough...
Yeah, Hohan needed a sugardaddy, but none was up for another round of anti-biotics, so this is what she ended up with, a desperate dyke. Not what she wanted, but it's someone she can use.
I mean, as soon as a dude with some money so much as offers this whore a hotdog from Nathan's, this bitch will be riding his pink pony before he can get his pants off! Trust. SamRo is getting Heched in a major way. I hope the tongue sores are worth it, Sammyboy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
does samro have another hat she could wear besides this one...she seems to never part from it...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
They look like they're a couple, cause they look miserable.
Maybe it's the weed I'm smoking but I think they're kind of cute together
Why does it always look like SamRo is ducking? Is she trying to balance those stupid hats on her head or do you think her daddy slapped her in the head a lot as a kid and it's a permanent body deformity? And can't HoHan get any better pu$$y than this? Come ON, she's a celebrity! I get better kitty than this and I'm not rich OR famous.
These two skank biscuits look like their crabcakes STAINK.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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those look tacky; looks like a half-assed friendship bracelet
Jesus H.! What is with the receding hairline on HoHan? Bitch looks worse than my Uncle Bob.
And he's pushin 67.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
" there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts"
*pukes up lunch*
That's sappy shit MK! Even for girl love!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Got it. But, unlike Katie Price, madam s. will write and illustrate this book herself. And she won't be sitting at a typewriter (kinda like Katie, I hate to say).
girl-cheese, it is madam s, who will be the author/illustrator fro Lesbian Craftmaking..
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
WELL CAN U REALLY BLAME ROMAN LL IS FUCKING HOT CANT WAIT FOR THE WEDDING
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 23, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I want to find these idiot "sources" and beat them to death with their Blackberries ala Madamoiselle Campbell.
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Cool! You must have a Great Mind, like me!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
A source said, “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."
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I will say this: I've never met a lazy lesbian. So Home Depot, Hobby Lobby whatever...as long as they're busy. I wonder why that is.
and...
WHO! are the bimbos that provide these statements? That's what I'd like to know. Honestly, I think they just write them. The writers say to themselves "What would I like my source to say? Well, I would like my source to say THIS!:" and then they just write it. I do that kinda shit all the time, its pretty easy.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I want to find these idiot "sources" and beat them to death with their Blackberries ala Madamoiselle Campbell.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I thought Gayelles did "Arts & Crafts" at Home Depot and not at Hobby Lobby.
Now I'm really confused.
Just a name for - I have ADD & can't remember who's writing the book on Crafts for Lesbians - book title suggestion :)
Submitted by M.E. on July 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
it is completely obvious that she's back on the blow.
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Mhmmm.
Lilo's weave is starting to appear Britney-esque.
it is completely obvious that she's back on the blow.
@Viva La Lohan,
Hunny - I strut around with that song in my head all day; every day ;P
Honestly tho, I was kinda sorta responding to girl_cheese down there who said "Crafty Lesbians". I don't even know why she said that! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Makes sense--I noticed the waitress outfit, but I thought that was just a pretentious hollywood affectation.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 23, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Justina I think that shitty wardrobe is for the movie, her nametag says "Kimberly".
Thanks Viva LL. I didn't notice that!
angel_i - The Beastie Boys song "She's crafty" is in my head now.
She's crafty, she's always down
She's crafty, she gets around
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Well, at least they chose a discreet, understated color for their widdle wuv bwace-wets.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Huh. I thought all Lesbians were crafty.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
What everybody else just said. That's one well-used 20-something-year-old.
They look like a couple of sourpusses! :0
Justina I think that shitty wardrobe is for the movie, her nametag says "Kimberly".
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
"Crafty Lesbians"
1) They both look seriously coked up. You can tell by the pinched looks on their faces.
2) Why is HoHan wearing nurse pants (complete with crease) & nurse shoes in the 2nd set?
3) I want to ride SamRo's brother from here to the moon.
Personally, I think she's coked out. It's the only way I can explain her starting to look normal again.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
JadedKitten, I don't think she's sober. They are up all night, and we still see them out in the daytime.....when do these girls sleep?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
is she sober? we've all been focused on her being a lezzie but does anyone know if she's still a cokehead
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
I call that look on their faces "the coke grimace." When you are all yakked out of your mind you are concentrating so hard on NOT looking yakked out you end up looking like you are trying to go poo at all times.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I would SO buy a project book called "Crafting For Lesbians".
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isn't Rojo Caliente working on that book already???
parissucks,
I'm SO on it!
evilshoe, what kinda shit you be sellin' on ebay?
“The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."
Oh fucking gag me. Why didn't they just get half-heart necklaces that connect to each other so they could "give away a piece of their heart"? Or maybe one necklace could be a heart and the other could be a key, and it could symbolize giving the other the key to her heart. Uggggggggh, why are these bitches in 1st grade with their BFF jewelry bullshit?!
Submitted by madam s. on July 23, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I would SO buy a project book called "Crafting For Lesbians".
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why don't you make one? :)
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Wow. I would think that rolling your eyes would kinda kill the mood..but that's just me
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty~John Waters
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 23, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Rugelach is delicious! :)
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Come...we'll nosh and schmooze, 'K?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Rugelach is delicious! :)
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by ViVee on July 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.
A source said, “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."
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That is the most ridiculous quote I have ever read.
Seriously! Why do "sources" and "close friends" and "insiders" always say the cheesiest damn things?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 23, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Who cares! What's important is that I almost have 5 stars for all my eBay feedback stars.
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*golf claps*
congratulations, bubbeleh. you want some rugelach?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
PSL, now I'm wandering down memory lane.... good times.
On topic: Is Sammy-Boy anorexic, or using? Can't be good.
Who cares! What's important is that I almost have 5 stars for all my eBay feedback stars. Kidding!
Well, it is important to me anyway...
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Dick happens! - MK
I can't believe she's gone this long without the weenie. She never stayed with a guy this long.
SamRo's nose is probably better than a chin strap- on.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
when the HoHan is finished having her Anne Heche moment, how long do you think it will be before Samantha tries to off herself...it's in her eyes!!!!
Umm it's fairly obviously photoshopped..