HoHan & SamRo's Promise Bracelets
Gays have promise cock rings and gayelles have promise bracelets. Wait, before we get into gayelle promise bracelets, let's talk about cock rings. I know cock rings are supposed to make the dick harder and bigger for a longer period of time, but they are so fug! They make the cock look dorky. It's a total turn-off. Yes, I'd still suck a big one with a cock ring on it, but I'd roll my eyes the entire time. Annoying. Ok, rant over.
So.... Life & Style reports that HoHan and SamRo have been wearing matching red infinity lock bracelets. A source said, “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts." Those bracelets also look like they can double as pussy ropes. They also wear matching anchor necklaces because they are each other's anchor. GAG ME with a hard clit.
Here's HomoHan and SamRo out in NYC last night and also on the set of "Ugly Betty" yesterday afternoon.
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Submitted by cornpone on July 23, 2008 - 12:10pm.
They should create a craft book together that teaches you to make things out of old railroad tracks and clothespins.
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don't let's forget the milk cartons.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
When I went to camp when I was little, though, I LOVED making those gimp bracelets.
And I think Lilo should be cherishing her Samro time because it's the best she's ever going to do. When she goes back to men it'll be straight back on the Guido Douche Express for her.
GIG: I was hoping someone would catch that comment! Thank you!
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
cock countdown is 3....2.....1
In other news, Foxy Brown is whining that Jay-Z didn;t help her when she lost her hearing, or when she was in jail. God I HATE that piece of shit.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
They look like they made them from fucking tie wraps off of hot dog bun packages. CLASSY!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.
awwww, did they stay home and lanyard them last night?
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Ha ha ha! I haven't heard the word lanyard since I went to summer camp 30 years ago!
I don't think SamRo is ugly, but still creeps me out. There's something *icky* about these two, and it's NOT that they're gay or whatev.
Booring!!! *snoozing*! I'm completly indifferent to this, Sam doesn't seem so bad compared to all the other trash that Lindsay's been associated with, if she can keep her out of trouble, that's fine by me! Maybe Sam's more of a mother figure or like a big sister. ya know the way angelina used to date Tim Hutton and was married to Billy Bob (I wish they stayed together)!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! *sigh*
These bitches are gettin ridiculous now....
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
The only thing worse than these bracelets are those billions of different rubber atrocities for "causes" started by Lance Armstrong's yellow one.
Submitted by The C word on July 23, 2008 - 2:05pm
Here Snarkley, I made you this friendship pin
word on July 23, 2008 - 2:05pm
*Blushing*
Aww, Thanks! ;D
They should create a craft book together that teaches you to make things out of old railroad tracks and clothespins. Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, at least she's staying out of trouble.
“The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."
How exactly does one "open up a KEY" to anything?
That's so damned sweet, I almost feel like crying. Any bets out there on how long this one's gonna last? Any bets going on that Lilo kicks Samro to the curb & runs back to the dick?? Yeah, I know. Those are easy bets, especially the 2nd one.
A source said, “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."
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That is the most ridiculous quote I have ever read.
Submitted by Snarkley on July 23, 2008 - 3:02pm.
How very middle school of them!
Word. Those "meaningful" bracelets (of any color) are juvenile.
Submitted by Snarkley on July 23, 2008 - 3:02pm.
How very middle school of them!
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Middle school? More like Summer Camp!
On one level I'm absolutely repulsed by these two, but on another I'd be utterly fascinated to watch them go at it.
Freud would have the answers; I hate in them what I hate in me.
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Submitted by Snarkley on July 23, 2008 - 3:02pm.
How very middle school of them!
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Here Snarkley, I made you this friendship pin.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
3 questions:
1 - What is Sam wearing?
2 - Who are these 'sources'? (they are priceless)
3 - WHO CARES!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
How very middle school of them!
I still think this relationship will end with law enforcement intervention...maybe even a palimony suit! That would be hawt.
FIRST! CUZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT LILO although, "I have your love on lockdown, bitch" is sooo getting incorporated into my daily vocab
awwww, did they stay home and lanyard them last night?
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Well, I have to admit, Lilo wears gayelle well
-running from thread