Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Ethan Hawke And The Nanny Had A Baby
Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. "Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!"
Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan's third kid.
If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don't know if there is such a thing, but there should be.
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Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:25pm.
sorry didn't mean to spoil the fun, but what was the tattoo?
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She has this gigantic skanky looking tattoo over one shoulder. It caused quite a stir on another thread and a debate about tattoos.
I just think she looks inbred and skanky, tattooed or not. But then again, so does he. Let's hope in this case, two skanks do make a right!
Submitted by mishma on July 23, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Maybe, but with us it was more like "Oh my god I'm 39 he's 40 time is running out it's dark we're drunk LET'S GET MARRIED!!!!"
Next month it'll be 11 years of marital bliss♥
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Mrs K,
I meet so many Jewish/Irish couples, I think it the Catholic/Judaism = guilt is a link, lol
you are Jewish, right?
On topic, is it me or does the nanny look like Reese Witherspoon?
Why would anyone hire a cute nanny? Not that he cheated with her, but still. I would be sure my nanny looks like the ones on Nanny 911.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 23, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I remember when Ethan and Uma split. He did cheat, but it actually was NOT with this woman. He cheated with some model up in Montreal. Ethan and this nanny must have bonded sometime afterward. I just had to put the facts out there. wouldn't want someone innocent being accused of homewrecking.
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Okay peaches, just ruin our fun!! Anyway, even if she wasn't the cheater (cheatee?), she still looks like a backwoods ho. Dare I bring up the *tattoo* again? Were you in that thread? That was quite the doozy. At least it's covered up in this pic...
sorry didn't mean to spoil the fun, but what was the tattoo?
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Submitted by mishma on July 23, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Mrs K, being a whisky drinking potato huffing mick
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just like my Pudge!
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Mrs K, being a whisky drinking potato huffing mick, I doubt I will ever begin to think Jewish although I find myself clipping 2F1 lunch coupons for Dim Sum and thinking that Manischewitz wine doesn't taste that bad. Unless the wine next to it at the store is cheaper, because deals taste so sweet, soooo sweet
Didn't these two get married, like, yesterday?
I always get a kick out of these irrelevent star fuckers that get that look on their faces like they can't stand being photographed. Meanwhile you know she's already started a scrapbook labeled "when I was relevent" with every pic they ever took of them. You know that Clooneys ex has that scrapbook too!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
He is one ugly shit monkey.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
She's a bitch, but he's a dog. Match made in canine heaven.
I wish he were one of the dead ones in Alive.
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I love you. No, really.
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Fug & Fat Manny Agency
adding this to the list of MK's inspired ideas for real life
Submitted by mishma on July 23, 2008 - 12:33pm.
I wish I could think Jewish so I could make my husband do stuff for me but alas, I am merely a shiksa
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PLEASE! When you figure that one out let me know. Pudge is a mule!!!!!
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Hi joe! I was feeling left out of your road trip, so I requested to tag along....heehee
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Come by me and Evil Shoe. We're noshing and schmoozing.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
I liked him in Gattaca
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
this is just my opinion but I think Uma Thurman intimates men like Ethan Hawke.
I think EH sabotaged his relationship with his former wife and chose a woman who is less accomplished than UT to salvage his ego.
UT is attractive, tall, intelligent, from an intellectual family AND she is a successful actor.
This little nanny suits EH because she is not a threat.
I wish I could think Jewish so I could make my husband do stuff for me but alas, I am merely a shiksa
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 3:27pm
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Just about to say that! hi PSL!
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty~John Waters
Great Jewish Minds think alike, MrsK.....hehehe
I have always thought Ethan was icky- it's the teeth.
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I was thinking the same exact thing!!!
PSL, Get out of my brain!!
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Submitted by peaches on July 23, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I remember when Ethan and Uma split. He did cheat, but it actually was NOT with this woman. He cheated with some model up in Montreal. Ethan and this nanny must have bonded sometime afterward. I just had to put the facts out there. wouldn't want someone innocent being accused of homewrecking.
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Okay peaches, just ruin our fun!! Anyway, even if she wasn't the cheater (cheatee?), she still looks like a backwoods ho. Dare I bring up the *tattoo* again? Were you in that thread? That was quite the doozy. At least it's covered up in this pic...
He DOES have meth-face. He grosses me out.
she looks like Reese in that pic
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
Peaches, i won't call her a homewrecker, but i WILL call her a bitch for naming her poor child that awful name.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Cybil Shepherd called her daughter Clementine. *yawn*
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty~John Waters
As long as Ethan continues to maintain his rent controlled apartment, and pretending that he "works" there, he'll cheat on this dame to. The guy is a dog.
Ahhaha... "The Fug and Fat Manny Agency". I feel certain that is where Angelina's manny-nannies come from.
Fug & Fat Manny ..? Hilarious! Use of the name Clementine should be considered child abuse.
I remember when Ethan and Uma split. He did cheat, but it actually was NOT with this woman. He cheated with some model up in Montreal. Ethan and this nanny must have bonded sometime afterward. I just had to put the facts out there. wouldn't want someone innocent being accused of homewrecking.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
no comment for loooooosers! He had such talent I thought and now *pfft*
Why would she use a nanny? That was HER freaking, job right? Heaven forbid someone actually raise their own damn brats!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!