I'm Moving In With Lisa Marie's Brother
Did you know Lisa Marie Presley had a brother? Did you even give a fuck? Well, she does and he's a big ass drug dealer. Party at Brother Presley's house! I have a few friends that would sell their mother just for 7 minutes in that bedroom closet. 7 minutes in heaven!
The National Enquirer is not right for putting the text, "Shocking Photos That Could Destroy The Family" over a fug ass picture of Priscilla Presley's plastic face. Anyway, I'll be moving to Brother Presley's house as soon as I figure out where he lives.
This week, the Enquirer also has a story about Lynn Spears' "tragic secret." In 1975, when Lynne Spears was 20, she hit a 12-year-old boy with her car. He died. A family member said, "To this day, Lynne hasn't gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it."
Lynne's rep confirmed the story, "It bothers Lynne still to this day. She really doesn't like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened - but she can't."
The Spears family can always count on one of their own to spill secrets for a quick buck.
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so lynne spears fucked another child.
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Guess what, I just found she have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. How cool is this.
O REALLY?
HOWCOME I DIDNT KNOW BRITNEYS MOM WAS A RUN-OVER PERSON.
I SEE WHERE BRITNEY GOT IT FROM THEN LOL
(YOU KNOW BRITNEY RUNNING OVER PAPZ FEET)
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
It's no wonder he got caught with all that stash just floating around in his pad - his apartment must have smelled like a freaking greenhouse. I know if he was in my building I'd be borrowing a cup of sugar in no time!
And what's with that last photo? Potheads on myspace are always displaying pics like that - all set up to show how "cool" they are. It looks fake.
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funny, i wouldn't think THAT would be the shame LMP would have... i mean really, there's soo much more to make fun of
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I want to move into his house too actually. That weed looks CLASS!
Your face!
Submitted by Imnotme on July 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.
LOL Karen! OMG I hope she sees that.
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Me too. But I highly doubt she has good enough taste to read Dlisted. She probably hangs out at JJ with the rest of the freaks, worshipping at the shrine of the biggest hypocrite of them all.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 23, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Poor Elvis must be doing somersaults in his grave. His only daughter is nothing more then a fat, frustrated, no talent, Scientologist. Sad.
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who married michael jackson, that alone prolly made him bump his head in the casket.
Poor Elvis must be doing somersaults in his grave. His only daughter is nothing more then a fat, frustrated, no talent, Scientologist. Sad.
Oh Mah Gah...
That's my dream closet.
That's a lot of people's dream closet.
The Brad has one in his secret room.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LOL Karen! OMG I hope she sees that.
nice. maybe her bro can hook me up.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by Cara on July 23, 2008 - 4:18pm.
So there is no jail time involved in hitting and killing a child, even if it was an accident?
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Not if you get the right DA/Judge/Jury, apparently. Just ask Rebecca Gayheart, Laura Bush, and Teresa Arcuri. Okay, that last skank isn't famous, she's just some piece of shit from my hometown who killed a kid racing with her boyfriend. On the off chance she might be reading this thread I thought she should know that SOME OF US haven't forgotten her.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 23, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by Haribo on July 23, 2008 - 6:52pm.
larry king's wife #7???!!! wtf :|
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You can't expect him not to spread that hotness around...Admit it, you want some Larry King Pepaw 100% kosher jerky peen! You know you want a piece of that...
Ok, you can be satisfied that I made myself gag along with you....
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Mmm Hmm because I watched him try to dance with Janet Jackson on his show. He has NO rhythm in the middle at all.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I think Brother Presley's apt. is located between Peter Pan Blvd. and Oscar Mayer Bacon Street.
Lynn Spearchucker SHOULD feel bad about killing a kid. Poor Poor Lynn.
How dare she have to suffer.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
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ITA Viva! *drooling*
Lisa Marie has a bad case of heñosa face.
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tigerlilly, i had no idea the old man was such a horny pepaw. 7 fucking wives?! unfuckinbelievable!
Submitted by Haribo on July 23, 2008 - 6:52pm.
larry king's wife #7???!!! wtf :|
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You can't expect him not to spread that hotness around...Admit it, you want some Larry King Pepaw 100% kosher jerky peen! You know you want a piece of that...
Ok, you can be satisfied that I made myself gag along with you....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
larry king's wife #7???!!! wtf :|
Submitted by Cokeasian on July 23, 2008 - 4:04pm.
"She just wanted to forget that it ever happened"
Charming. How nice for the boy's family. I'm sure the judge would be delighted to hear that. Way to take responsibility, you jerk.
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Responsibility???? Don't you know who she is??? She's Britney Spear's mother for crying out loud. As soon as her meal ticket...er, I mean, precious child became publicly exploited jail bait...er, I mean a young star, Lynne relinquished all responsibility...I mean, duh! She had to handle her daughter's psychological demise...er, I mean, career. She didn't have time for "responsibility"...
Besides, that kid was probably at fault...death wish or something like that...but let's let our hearts bleed for long suffering Lynne Spears and not some anonymous dead kid, Ok? Priorities, people....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Captain Who-Who on July 23, 2008 - 3:10pm.
These stories ain't legit until Bat Boy releases a statement.
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HILARIOUS! Ha ha ha ha!
i would expect nothing less from lisa marie's brother but to be a drug dealer...he's not a presley, he was born into sciento and his mother allowed poison to be injected into her face...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
I'd rather talk about that industrial grade crap Priscilla had injected into her face. What's gonna happen wif dat?
Did scowl-faced Gigantor Lisa have that baby yet? She always looks ready to rip somebody a new one.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to try out my awesome new avatar.
Navarone Garibaldi....half-brother. He is the same age as Lisa's kids because Priscilla and she were pregnent at the same time.
The Presleys = tupperware, pedophiles, and crack
'Heaux Confessionals'
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And who is surprised at this bit of tabloid fodder, or even doubts it? Like Father like daughter, not trying to judge just an observation.
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Or if it has not been raided yet, dude better get rid of all that shit like now. I would be pissed about those pics being leaked.
Is growing some pot really a "secret shame?" fuck who cares. I was wondering about the pills on the scale too haha. Man, I wish I was partying at that house, uhh, before it got raided.
"She just wanted to forget that it ever happened"
Charming. How nice for the boy's family. I'm sure the judge would be delighted to hear that. Way to take responsibility, you jerk.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 23, 2008 - 4:44pm.
WTF does this have to do with piggy face lisa?
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She's uber pregnant isn't she? Is this going to be one of those bebes that's in the womb for 15 months?
Well shiiiiit....fuck putting clothes in my closet!!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
WTF does this have to do with piggy face lisa?
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that closet just made me moist.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
@LCT:
Please, bitch. If Elvis had a son you guys would have overthrown Democracy and made him your King.
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Who is 'you guys'?
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O yeah. Those guys. Sor-RAY!
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Miss American Dream.
Where's the John Edwards caught by The Enquirer in the basement of the Beverly Hilton at 3 am two nights ago visiting his mistress story? Everybody's laughing about that one. If they have pics of Sleezy emerging from the elevators to the snap-snap of the photogs and racing up stairs and hold-up in some bathroom until security arrived, could be funny stuff. And Mrs. E. dying at home. I must see next weeks issue.
Selling weed? FEH!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
@LCT:
Please, bitch. If Elvis had a son you guys would have overthrown Democracy and made him your King.
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Who is 'you guys'?
I'm just happy that MK is doing a story with pot in it. ;D
Thats the nicest looking closet EVER...lmao.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on July 23, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Nope, Carrottop, as far as I know, Elvis just has the one kid.
Priscilla had another kid with some guy. Her son's name is Navarone Garibaldi. There's a picture of him here: http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2007/10/priscilla-presl.html
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Wow, he's really..... unique...
Presley's son Navarone Garibaldi, with former love Marco Garibaldi, is 21. Navarone doesn't want the limelight, but he made it when at 17 he was stopped for speeding and arrested for alleged possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Some reports had Navarone completed the "student volunteer minister course" at his mother`s controversial Scientologist church in Los Angeles,
Wait, what? LMP has a brother? What?! Is it Elvis' kid? Why does this sound so bizarre to me? I've gotta go look at Wikipedia...
Okay, half-brother. Name is "Navarone Garibaldi." Meaning...who cares?
Kiss,
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Priscilla was fucking Mike Stone who was a karate instructor and then it was a bisexual model named Mike Edwards, until Mike Edwards started moving in on a teenaged Lisa Marie! Scandal!
Couldn't Cilla give her son some of the Elvis Presley fortune, so he wouldn't have to sell drugs?
Submitted by mike on July 23, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Grows pot in the house - you've just described most of the northernmost CA coast.
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and my "decorative plants" upstairs, zzzz OK gotta go naptime
I'm sure the kid's family appreciates that Lynn Spears wants to "forget it ever happened" when she mowed the poor kid down.
Seems like just about everything this dumb-ass touches turns to shit somehow or another.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
maybe it was that karate instructor Priscilla was humpin back in the day -- don't remember all cause I just read some parts while at my granma's house after school -- she had the best reads
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I love it when Grannies keep People magazines from the 80s. You get to read all about Tom Hanks and Rita's first date.
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xactly! and the BACKGROUND MUSIC to readin time is the BEST: "the girl from IPONEEEMA is walking" dooobeedo da da da DA da DA, and Frank Sinatra aaah
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Yeah, a long-lost REAL son of Elvis would make a juicy news scoop wouldn't it? No such luck.
I am amazed the Lynne S story just showed up now, how sad :(