I'm Moving In With Lisa Marie's Brother
Did you know Lisa Marie Presley had a brother? Did you even give a fuck? Well, she does and he's a big ass drug dealer. Party at Brother Presley's house! I have a few friends that would sell their mother just for 7 minutes in that bedroom closet. 7 minutes in heaven!
The National Enquirer is not right for putting the text, "Shocking Photos That Could Destroy The Family" over a fug ass picture of Priscilla Presley's plastic face. Anyway, I'll be moving to Brother Presley's house as soon as I figure out where he lives.
This week, the Enquirer also has a story about Lynn Spears' "tragic secret." In 1975, when Lynne Spears was 20, she hit a 12-year-old boy with her car. He died. A family member said, "To this day, Lynne hasn't gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it."
Lynne's rep confirmed the story, "It bothers Lynne still to this day. She really doesn't like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened - but she can't."
The Spears family can always count on one of their own to spill secrets for a quick buck.
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ubmitted by OXA on July 23, 2008 - 4:16pm.
the kid is not a Presley his name is Navarone Garibaldi born 1987.
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ah! too late to be karate dude's because he did her in the 70s
..& DAMN this shit makes me SLEEPY, like when I took a nap at granma's house zzzz
Grows pot in the house - you've just described most of the northernmost CA coast.
Brother? What brother? There is no brother.
Looks like a BUDDING Redmond Oneal.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 23, 2008 - 4:17pm.
maybe it was that karate instructor Priscilla was humpin back in the day -- don't remember all cause I just read some parts while at my granma's house after school -- she had the best reads
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I love it when Grannies keep People magazines from the 80s. You get to read all about Tom Hanks and Rita's first date.
So there is no jail time involved in hitting and killing a child, even if it was an accident?
Nope, Carrottop, as far as I know, Elvis just has the one kid.
Priscilla had another kid with some guy. Her son's name is Navarone Garibaldi. There's a picture of him here: http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2007/10/priscilla-presl.html
Pimpesa ~ this thread is a free-for-all.
@LCT:
Please, bitch. If Elvis had a son you guys would have overthrown Democracy and made him your King. Trust.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 23, 2008 - 4:16pm.
No, Priscilla shacked up with some guy named Marco Garabaldi and Navarone is their spawn. So, it's really LMP's half-brother.
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Well ballsack. A mini Elvis would have been HOT.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Wait.. Elvis had a son? Or is it her Mom's with someone else?
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maybe it was that karate instructor Priscilla was humpin back in the day -- don't remember all cause I just read some parts while at my granma's house after school -- she had the best reads
O I see - Lynn is up there too. I'm so much more about typing than reading today it seems.
Well, that's nice - 20 year old news. And we're going to stand around feeling sorry for Lynn cuz how bad she feels about it.
I bet the parents of that boy are gonna be feeling SO sorry for her when they read about her struggles as they celebrate the passing of what would be their son's 32nd bday.
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the kid is not a Presley his name is Navarone Garibaldi born 1987.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
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No, Priscilla shacked up with some guy named Marco Garabaldi and Navarone is their spawn. So, it's really LMP's half-brother.
maaaaahahaahaha: Larry King Divorce -- what went wrong? oh noes! the smell of old man diaper leakage and medicine bref was FINALLY just too much for the 7th goldiggga to take
Wait.. Elvis had a son? Or is it her Mom's with someone else?
its funny that they put pills on the scale to make the scene look extra debaucherous. I WISH pills were sold by weight! "uh yeah, Ill buy a quarter ounce of morphine pills please"
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Did I miss something here? Why is Lisa Marie ashamed if she has a brother..I mean I'm ashamed of my brother but he's a moron. That's different.
Ohh ooops! Just read he's a drug dealer. But still. Jesus loves all his little lambs.
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Submitted by Captain Who-Who on July 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.
These stories ain't legit until Bat Boy releases a statement.
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exactly.
These stories ain't legit until Bat Boy releases a statement.
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So I'm guessing she's the pop star with the brother who grows weed from that blind item not too long ago...
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the rest of the rags are nothing but condescending starfucking crap written with some lobotomized soccer mom in mind, damn
Submitted by Stoney on July 23, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Um yeah, you're WELCOME MK!!
Anyways, National Enquirer is way credible. They actually break the real stories...
And I'm totally fucking serious.
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true, but News of the World gives me the stories I WISH were true
looks like brudder bear grows some decent nugs
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Yeah man - enough with the news about weed STOLEN by the cops!
I want to hear what Lynne did!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 23, 2008 - 4:06pm.
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OMG, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you went there...well, yes I can! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What Devore said. Marijuana is practically benign.
The header for this post made me laugh
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Is this a thread about Brits mom or a secret Presley kid who's a drug dealer?? I'm sooooo confused.
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Um yeah, you're WELCOME MK!!
Anyways, National Enquirer is way credible. They actually break the real stories...
And I'm totally fucking serious.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
O that has GOT to be a typo - are you POSITIVE they didn't mean "Lisa Marie's Secret Pride and Joy!" ?
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Angelina Snaps! (headline at the top corner).
Did James Haven make Angelina sleep on the wet spot again?
Doesn't LMP's brother have some fucked up name like Navarone?
what brother?
Lynne hit and killed a 12 year old boy? No wonder she is a fucked up mess....that would ruin my life- I'd never forgive myself.....
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I thought that is what everyone's house looks like. Oh wait, those aren't skinned cats in the closet. Nevermind.
He's only selling weed... Come back when he starts selling meth.
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marijuana?
doesn't count!!!
its not as if he has a meth lab operation.
but if it's not available, News of the World will do
the ONLY rag worth buying at the check out line