Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
Shauna Sand's Influence Spreads To Germany
During last week's Berlin Fashion Week, fashion label Scherer Gonzalez sent their models down the runway wearing exquisite lucite heels. It's obvious who their inspiration was. It's nice to see that the fashion industry is finally paying home to the Empress of Lucite. Now I don't know about those flowers and shit, but Shauna's elegant style is open to interpretation.
I guess these lucite heels are for the stripper who likes to do crafts in between her lap dances. Or for the hooker who likes to make her own potpourri in between $5 blowjobs.
You know Christian Louboutin is stabbing his dick with a stiletto heel for not coming up with this shit.
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Hi zomay!
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Hi Zomay! :D
I have two little boys...so um, yeah...no lucite for them. lol.
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Instead of flowers in those shoes, how about an assortment of Trojans?
Always be prepared - Boy Scouts Motto
They aren't Crocs, that's for sure.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Mrs.K, haahaaaa nothing but the best training for my little princess. Lip liner, blush, and sequins.
Hello to QueenCharisma and Nova Nightly.
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Do they make sneakers with Lucite soles?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Color me crazy, but lucite hooker heels are growing on me.
I think the numerous images of Shauna Sand in them has desensitized me a bit.
Look closely (if you dare) and you will notice that either a) the shoe model needs a pumice stone and a pedicure STAT or b) the lucite is cutting the circulation off to her heels and toes.
Zomay--
How about Princess Preparatory Camp for your little girl?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Euphoria on July 23, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 23, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I see you're mixing the avies up a little...and the yummy Oded Fehr...we must be soul sisters or something! ☺
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Submitted by zomay on July 23, 2008 - 4:57pm.
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You should've started when she was in utero.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Ok, seriously, first PP now SS? Ennooouuuggghhhhh.
lol @ zomay!!
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Submitted by zomay on July 23, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I see you're mixing the avies up a little...and the yummy Oded Fehr...we must be soul sisters or something! ☺
(says under her breath)......*those shoes really ARE comfortable...maybe Shauna Sand is on to something...* COUGH COUGH COUGH
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I'm running out right now and getting a pair for my daughter. Never too early to get girls on the road to craptastic. She is two, so I am starting a little late.
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Oh yeah: and those shoes are ugly.
Note to all the man-hos on this list: Berlin is overrated gay-wise. I was there last week and the clubs were virtually empty, even though it was freaking Fashion Week.
The City is, however, fascinating, but for other reasons than sex.
that pink shit looks like those infamous strawberry pop rocks....mmmm...pop rocks.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 23, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 23, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You know...for the prom-going girl..
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Perfect! And it's like an investment too - she can use them afterwards to strip so she can pay for college. Or not...whatever. But seriously, they should be like "the" graduation gift a girl gets from her parents;P
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You're totally on to something there!! Fuck getting a new car at graduation Mom...just gimme those luxurious lucite heels to start my new career and help me buy my own new car!!
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Um, earth to Mike...what's the rest of the story dude? I'm waiting to hear it!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Devore on July 23, 2008 - 4:31pm.
yes, snarkley.
the scene in "Im Gonna Git You, Sucka" had me in tears.
dude walks out of prison wearing his 70 era pimp clothes including sky high platforms with gold fish in the heels.
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I remember that! HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I have a pair of black stripper shoes that i bought 12 years ago for a joke...they really are comfortable...
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What's in those shoes? Pink crystal meth?
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 23, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You know...for the prom-going girl..
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Perfect! And it's like an investment too - she can use them afterwards to strip so she can pay for college. Or not...whatever. But seriously, they should be like "the" graduation gift a girl gets from her parents;P
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 23, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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They're actually quite comfortable.
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Little Chapel of the Flowers in Las Vegas should totally keep these in stock for the stripper-meets-jackpot-winner brides.
Damn. I need to get divorced so I can wear the white version at my second wedding.
my former roomie was a stripper and she had two pairs of these, one white and one with sparkles and it made my feets hurt just looking at them.
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You know...for the prom-going girl...these might not be so bad. I can remember many a prom where i was hating that fucking corsage...it always got in the way. These are perfect...just strap them on to your glamorous lucite heels and go!! woot!!
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Nothing like hooker chic! Fabulous!
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Whore Chic for '09.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I always thought that hooker heels were sexy....but then again...i guess thats the point. lmao.
Lol@ stabbing his dick with a stiletto!!!
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Surprising that the Germans were able to up the "elegance factor". They are mainly known for butt ass ugly footwear like Birkenstocks.
"I guess these lucite heels are for the stripper who likes to do crafts in between her lap dances. Or for the hooker who likes to make her own potpourri in between $5 blowjobs."
LOL! That's a good one. . .
Why spend money on those when you can go to Michael's craft store and make them? That is if you really would want to be seen in that tacky shit.
Saw Kate Beckinsale at a screening the other night and she was wearing...no fucking lie...black plastic stripper shoes. Exactly the kind you find on Hollywood Blvd.
What the hell is happening to the world?
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All I can see is Pam Anderson getting married again on the beach and 12 of her bridesmaids wearing white bikinis and these plastic mounds of hooker fuckery.
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Submitted by Snarkley on July 23, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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I was actually going to buy a pair of those at a stripper store my freshman year of college to wear to a Halloween party. I didn't know the store was a stripper store until twenty minutes into my shopping spree when a sales guy asked me what club I danced at. I guess the thongs and the lucite heels totally went over my head. I thought the goldfish were purty.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
yes, snarkley.
the scene in "Im Gonna Git You, Sucka" had me in tears.
dude walks out of prison wearing his 70 era pimp clothes including sky high platforms with gold fish in the heels.
Submitted by mike on July 23, 2008 - 4:27pm.
True story: I'm walking into work from the parking lot one day, and just happen to look into a co-worker's car. What do I see on the backseat? A pair of lucite heels.
I had something else happen to me that day that made it a truly d-listed day.
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You wore them? ;P
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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I stand corrected. A red sole would make these hooker staples tres elegante.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
where's the goldfish?
True story: I'm walking into work from the parking lot one day, and just happen to look into a co-worker's car. What do I see on the backseat? A pair of lucite heels.
I had something else happen to me that day that made it a truly d-listed day.
So, who were all the bitches who wanted Louboutin yesterday?? C'mon, now, speak up! We got some shoes for you! ;P
ONT: Atrocious. I vomit on those shoes.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I don't know QC.....wouldn't a red sole take all the tackiness out of these shoes? lol
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
The ones with the live fish in them are my favorites.
Christian Louboutin would NEVER come up with anything this damn tacky. I know Shauna's creaming herself right now looking at this shit.
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