Nobody Wants To See That Shit!
Note to Brooke Hogan: Never pose in front of a wall with the word "Trans" on it. Look before you pose. She probably wondered why all the photographers were pissing themselves laughing. Well, Brooke may give us yet another reason to laugh at her ass. The NYDN reports that Playboy wants her in their magazine. Yes, I said PlayBOY and not PlayGIRL. Brooke apparently hasn't turned down the offer.
20-year-old Brooke has never posed naked, but she's posed in a bikini before. Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn't want her looking like a slut. Brooke's rep said, "No decision has been made at this time." Let me make the decision for you, Brooke. Keep that shit to yourself! We know your tuck is proper, but we don't need to see it in all its glory.
Hulk will probably agree to this shit if he can shoot the pictures and style her. Brooke's issue of Playboy better come complete with a bottle of eye bleach.
When looking for pictures of Brooke, I was surprised to find out what a true fashion icon she is. Here's some pictures of Brooke's many classy ensembles.
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ok, this family is fucking weird. Dont they know how white trash they are? They are pimping out their own daughter. I get the creepy feeling that her Dad gets a tiny steriod boner every time he sees her in her bikini. ish. I have a question: Did she ever go to school? How dumb is she anyway? Did they ever even think about sending her off to college? This family needs to get out of the spotlight and pitch a trailer somewhere.
The red dress is ok but the rest is just shiteous. What is with the little pockets on her boobs in the first picture? Are those change purses for the quarters she has thrown at her during her night job?
Playboy is a joke these days, any ugly bitch with to silicone bags popped in can pose and be airbrushed to 'Playboy standards'. If there are any of those these days.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Kp on July 24, 2008 - 1:13am.
is it just me or does she have some super blood shot eyes in that pic in the blue??
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not only that but she is making the twin~turbo DOUCHE face as well!!!!!
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What is this wealthy love thing? I see it on here quite often..
She should be a spokes person for http://www.transamericanwholesale.com/ although she shows more than 5%.
This stupid twat said she isn't 'into the voting thing' and she doesn't think women should get involved in Politics. Is he f'n kidding?
She's a disgrace.
I was disappointed by how polite Chelsea Handler was to her the other night. I was waiting for her to go all Wendy Williams on the tranny bitch.
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is it just me or does she have some super blood shot eyes in that pic in the blue??
Shes like Miley Cyrus in a sad way..she pulls that whole "I know I'm supposed to be innocent but im gonna be sexy to be rebel" I hate that shit. Youre either a whore or youre not. Both of them are stupid spoiled whores and should just own up to it. The sad thing about this desperate slut is that shes 19 and she thinks that virginity shit is still cute. Whatever bitch.
She's totally channeling Britney in that last thumb. In the second last - she's channeling the tranny I saw at Tango last weekend. And badly.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 23, 2008 - 8:49pm.
My last vist was 4½ hours ago ... and no new items.
MK is getting lazy.
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I can't believe I was gone for over 6 hours, and this face is still here!
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I wouldn't know what to do with another chance, if you gave it to me; I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance, it would race right through me...
-Fiona Apple "The Way Things Are"
This "spread" is gonna take a couple of pages just to get a full frontal view of the bitch. Her neck & shoulders...one page.
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The jokes just write themselves with this bunch! She still has a long way to go to top Mommy's 911 call stupidity, though.
this just in... Playboy subscriptions plummet... news at eleven
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You've got to have a relief file for me."
Whatever happened to that desperate, me-too diamond grill she used to sport?
Anyway, she looks like she swallowed several other, normal sized girls and assembled herself from their disparate parts in order to transform into the Whoretron we enjoy today.
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Submitted by paris herpes on July 23, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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Mariah's. OR Jim Mcmahon (sp?), then again when you have the horrible taste to watch men fake fight in spandex, watching the spawn or one of these "men" wearing the same crap is normal.
MK forgot the excellent coochie cut out jeans she wore. That's just embarassing...does she have a stylist?
Your face!
Is Brooke not aware that we make fun of her. I think the sweet roid sweat that she licks off her daddy's back is starting to affect her limitted intelligence.
I just saw a picture of Anna Kournicova on another celebrity blog and I have to say I would let her drop a hot steamy one on my bare naked chest any time she wanted to!!!
As for Brooke...Well, we can send her to Alpha Centuri where she can pinch out I-beams to construct the first space station there.
My grampa is gonna get a hell of a surprise when he opens the centerfold and a peen pop up jumps out at him.
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The kissy face pic is grossing me out. She does not have kissy face lips.
You know what the prob is? She looks just like her dad. That would be okay if her dad was a pretty man, like Johnny Depp.
From the neck down, she's fine, that busted face, there is not enough photoshop to make it go away.
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She puts the H in hideous
I wouldn't want her face, but I'd take her body over the black swimsuit chick in the American Apparel ad. I'd take her body over half of the celebrities posted on here.
OKAY I JUST NEED A NEW BODY. **eating nachos**
I could see her in some "special edition" weightlifting issue. She could probably bench press the whole Lohan family.
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hell yeh i'll see brooke hogan's titties.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Her skin actually looks really good. But she is a tall, big boned girl with bold features, and I think that is what makes her appear older than she is.
MK, how could you have possibly left out this outfit?!?!
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No, I can think of one person who'd be interested in seeing her in Playboy. My grandpa's 70yo horny friend. Prolly my grampi, too, but I'm not even going there.
Dear Brooke.
Bangs are your friend. Especially if your forehead is the size of a Geico billboard.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
JuneStar, I went to your MySpace and only saw the tops of your boobs.
For now, the jury is still out.
Bro can't sing, can't act, can't dance. o PLAYBOY; way to pimp out your daughter Hulk.
I LOVE HER DRESS IN THE SECOND THUMBNAIL!!!!
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She's manly but she's still better looking than Cameron Diaz. But my ass crack is better looking than Cammie so that's not saying much.
Oh, she's fine. Maybe not the cutest girl out there, but she doesn't deserve to be called "Godzilla". Give the girl a break.
I always forget what comes after the obligatory Playboy spread. Is it a disastrous marriage to a manager or a direct-to-dvd "Wild Things" sequel?
That man's a man, man!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I wonder if Dick..I mean Nick Hogan will scotch tape them up in his jail cell for when daddy comes to visit.
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It's not the idea of me looking at naked pictures of her that is most disturbing, but knowing that Hulk is also looking at the pictures. I am sure many Playboy models' daddy's have seen their pictures, but with Hulk it is especially creepy
that's not muscle she's flexing, it's just flab; but i don't think she's make the lightweight class
Playboy hasn't had any really sexy women in a long time IMO.
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Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 6:31pm
What'd the poor pit bulls ever do to make you compare them to this nightmare in spandex?
she's 11 years younger than me and I look about 11 years younger than her. nicer boobs too(face, body, etc) and mine are real. why would they put THAT in Playboy?? WTF? guys do not wack it to her, do they??? might as well just wack to her Dad.
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I feel bad for her. She definitely knows that she's not beautiful and overcompensates by trying to be a sexy tranny
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 23, 2008 - 5:47pm.
This just goes to show you that Hefner has totally begun to lose his mind...
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Nah that started some time ago.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I swear...when people tell me i look soooo young.(not my age of 33) I just say..well...I MOISTURIZE! Swear by it folks...in fact I moisturized soooooo much when i was pregnant, that i got away with NO stretch marks!!...and that was a twin pregnancy! so yeah...what im saying is moisturize. :D
Whew...im done preaching. Gotta go find my Oil of Olay now. lol.
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She looks like Britney is 20 years...she's got a butter face
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Tranny Barbie.
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Playboy would NEVER put her in their magazine if she hadnt gotten those double D funbags...thats fer sure!!
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