Nobody Wants To See That Shit!
Note to Brooke Hogan: Never pose in front of a wall with the word "Trans" on it. Look before you pose. She probably wondered why all the photographers were pissing themselves laughing. Well, Brooke may give us yet another reason to laugh at her ass. The NYDN reports that Playboy wants her in their magazine. Yes, I said PlayBOY and not PlayGIRL. Brooke apparently hasn't turned down the offer.
20-year-old Brooke has never posed naked, but she's posed in a bikini before. Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn't want her looking like a slut. Brooke's rep said, "No decision has been made at this time." Let me make the decision for you, Brooke. Keep that shit to yourself! We know your tuck is proper, but we don't need to see it in all its glory.
Hulk will probably agree to this shit if he can shoot the pictures and style her. Brooke's issue of Playboy better come complete with a bottle of eye bleach.
When looking for pictures of Brooke, I was surprised to find out what a true fashion icon she is. Here's some pictures of Brooke's many classy ensembles.
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I'm in my 30's and get carded all the time. Thank you Mary Kay Moisturizer! I swear tanning beds are the devil! LOL
Submitted by luckycharms on July 23, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 23, 2008 - 5:56pm.
20!? WTF are these bitches doing to themselves. I'm 26 and I got carded for a bottle of wine the other day!
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I'm 39 and still get carded for cigs and liquor. Then again I have been slathering on heavy moisterizers twice daily since I was 12. It really does preserve your skin.
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AMEN luckycharms!! MOISTURIZE MOISTURIZE MOISTURIZE!!! :D
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Submitted by Pernicious on July 23, 2008 - 5:56pm.
20!? WTF are these bitches doing to themselves. I'm 26 and I got carded for a bottle of wine the other day!
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I'm 39 and still get carded for cigs and liquor. Then again I have been slathering on heavy moisturizers twice daily since I was 12. It really does preserve your skin.
She would be less harsh looking if she stopped dressing and doing her make up and hair like her moms. She has potential to be cute but is so use to tanning beds, red lipstick and lucite heels it's not wonder PlayBoy wants her. She'll do it - she'll do it for the money for sure.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 23, 2008 - 7:15p
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Thanks Mrs K, love it!
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Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Hey if you got it flaunt it right? I mean she may look like a pit bull in the face but at least she has nice boobs and a semi-flat stomach. I bet she looks like she's in better shape than most of the people commenting right now.....myself included.
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Nope..I'm happy to say that she doesnt have me beat in the looks department. :D Bodily AND especially facially...but thats a given for most of us I suspect. lol.
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Wow, that last picture is WAY too Britney-at-the-VMAs.
she is the personification of grace and sartorially elegant..
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Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 6:46pm.
If she wasn't Hulk's daughter Playboy wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
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I'm thinking that that maybe what she's hiding in her pants.
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Whatever she does she needs to never, ever again make that face she's making in the fourth picture. Ne-vah.
I'd hate to have to use the bathroom after her.
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Mrs. K,
As soon as I get TV (I have the Effing Dish) back into my life, I will even learn to like the weather channel. Hate it when it is quiet in the house. Power has come back up. only out for 30 min or so and now it is deathly still outside. Probably be another couple of hours before more comes thru is I read satellite images correctly.
YAY! AIR CARDS! I would be truly bored shitless without the net.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
@DebFrmHell--
I love the weather channel, don't you?
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Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 5:46pm.
If she wasn't Hulk's daughter Playboy wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
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Meh, their standards have gone WAY down, (since Pepaw Hef can't get the really hot girls anymore) and their photoshop budget has gone way up (almost enough to make Brooke look like a biolgical woman...almost). I reckon she-Hulk might have been rejected if she didn't have a famous daddy at first, but eventually, if they keep lowering their standards, that shim would be in that now warmed over Hustler mag...
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But if Mrs. K is not happy then we all know the answer to that!!!!!
Hi Mrs. K. Got no power currently in house so it is rather dull. First band to hit San Antonio is finally here. Must say, it ain't much. Houston, where Nitts and IG are, looks to be getting way better rain than we are. ((east about 180 miles))IGs first hurricane. Ain't that sweet?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 23, 2008 - 5:51pm.
@Vany,
By the time Playboy gets done with hair, makeup, soft focus, etc. they could even make me look decent! And i am old!!!!!
Fixing her hair and having the inventor of photoshop there to deal with all the nuances won't fix what ails her. Then again, Carnie Wilson did pose once upon a time. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 5:47pm.
***CORRECTION***
if "she" wasn't HULK'S SON
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Looks like Nick got the female hormones.
Submitted by jim on July 23, 2008 - 3:50pm.
No apology necessary, Jim. ♥
If you're not happy, I'm not happy.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Submitted by Justina on July 23, 2008 - 6:36pm.
tee hee...;)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 23, 2008 - 3:46pm.
What exactly does Brookzilla DO again? Besides destroying Tokyo every week, I mean.
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That is what I was wondering. Besides trying to jump start a a career based on her appearance on her sperm donor's reality show what has she done?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
@Vany,
By the time Playboy gets done with hair, makeup, soft focus, etc. they could even make me look decent! And i am old!!!!!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS NASTY TRANNY BITCH AND THOSE WORTHLESS WHORES FROM THE 'HILLS' AND FLY THEM STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN...FUCKING NO TALENT FUCKS!!!
MRS. KRAVITZ SORRY I WAS GROUCHY YESTERDAY, HAD LAYOFFS AT WORK AND FRIENDS GOT FIRED!!
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if "she" wasn't HULK'S SON
Mickey your name and avatar always make me smile!
What exactly does Brookzilla DO again? Besides destroying Tokyo every week, I mean.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 23, 2008 - 2:25pm.
ummm, Brooke don't *ever* pose with flexed biceps. You're trying to convince people you're a WOMAN remember?????
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And frankly, her guns ain't all that.
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
If she wasn't Hulk's daughter Playboy wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
Hey Brooke, Hulk's rubbing your fanny!
Resembling Hulk's girlfriend's uncanny.
Your bulky physique
Just makes your dad weak
Guess Hulk goes for full-blown tranny!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 23, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Ana Nicole had curves in all the right places. Boob Hogan does not.
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Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I bet she looks like she's in better shape than most of the people commenting right now
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Mmmm, ok, shall we make in interesting? How about $100,000.00?
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She killed him, but she's my little girl and I love her.
Anna Nicole was a big girl too and Playboy made a star out of her. Maybe they are hoping to make magic happen twice...
Yawn!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
She's a beautiful man and I wish everyone would just leave him alone.
Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I bet she looks like she's in better shape than most of the people commenting right now.....myself included.
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Speak for yourself!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by letinstar on July 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
the first and fourth thumbnails are the exact same poses godzilla does before he goes on rampage of destruction in tokyo...are brooke and godzilla separated at birth?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by AriMarie on July 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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so sorry you look equal or lesser than a trailer tran, but HEART your courage to say it loud and proud ^_^
I also think it's creepy in that photo of the dad throwing his arms out like, here look at my half nekid daughter. I just can't imagie my dad doing something like that
the first and fourth thumbnails are the exact same poses godzilla does before he goes on rampage of destruction in tokyo...are brooke and godzilla separated at birth?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
WOW...Hulk must have sold his soul to the devil for fame and he's come around to collect...if his kids and marriage are in question. If I remember correctly when that show first came out, the kids weren't spoiled "entitled" feeling kids..
Hey if you got it flaunt it right? I mean she may look like a pit bull in the face but at least she has nice boobs and a semi-flat stomach. I bet she looks like she's in better shape than most of the people commenting right now.....myself included.
Bet A-Rod will be buying that issue. Doesn't he like the she-hulks? And this one's extra-stupid.
Who dresses this woman? Apparently, the same idiot that dresses Mimi. Disgusting. ____________________________________________
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She looks a lot better than usual in that main photo. Reminds me of a Simpson sister. She might be cute if she lost the orange tanner and hair bleach.
Oh ya'll! I call bullshit.
"her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday."
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Dear Hugh Hefner,
cancel my subscription to Playboy immediately.
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She's like that really fat girl from tenth grade who loses a lot of weight over the summer and comes back junior year looking a lot thinner but still fat -- but in the meantime she's jumped the gun and started dressing as though she were already really hot and in shape -- thinking she's the shit now -- having completely misunderstood that thinness and sexiness are two different things, and that no matter how thin she becomes she will never be sexy because she has no taste in what she does or wears.
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If you don't see them side by side it looks like she's the Hulkster waxed and in full on drag.
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She'd need some low-lites for He-Man, but I wouldn't put anything past this tranny!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Her time in the sun won't come until they begin casting for She-Ra...
and she might be too manly for even that role.
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Awwww, but she's a shoe-in for He-Man!!
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You beat me to it.
20!? WTF are these bitches doing to themselves. I'm 26 and I got carded for a bottle of wine the other day!
And this dumb bitch is a man. Heman!
The Hulk should write a parenting guide. I bet it would be a bestseller.