Thursday, July 24th 2008

Big Brother 10: A House Full Of Sluts


The above clip is a few days old and I've been meaning to post it, but I kept forgetting. My brain was protecting me by continually blocking it out. It's a clip from Big Brother 10 featuring Ollie, the preacher's son, and April, the resident skank whore, doing sexy times under a blanket on some seating area. They are out in the open, so all the lights are turned on.

I really shouldn't call this sexy times because there's nothing sexy about it. April's foot just lays there like a dying trout. The clip reaches high-levels of grossness when April says, "You have to pull out." That piece of nastiness is around the 3:40 mark.

Ollie and April didn't stop there. They also fucked yesterday (clip below). This time they settled for the comfort of a bedroom, so the lights were turned off. Don't fret, they make the same nasty sounds. It seriously sounds like a group of raccoons feasting on hot trash and loving every second of it. My ears dry heaved towards the end of the clip when April tells Ollie, "Cum on me." BARF ON ME. This dumb bitch is totally going to get knocked up. Nothing says "dumb American slut" like getting knocked up on live television.


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I didn't see anybody mention that their 75-yr old housemate Jerry was also in the room during Video #2! EW.

That was totally gross,irresponsible,& negligent on both their parts,it's evidently clear that no forms of protection were utilized during this fiasco otherwise Ms.Skank-A-Lot wouldn't have said "you have to pull out". I was like OMG,WTF, is this chick really serious? I'm sure alllll the deacons,deconessessess,& choir members in his dads congregation will have alot to talk about after "chuch" following ole Ollie's sexcapades. Preachers kids & private school kids are the worst,lol.(Yes I went to private school) & I got my ass paddled many a day by Sister "IWILLBEATYOURASSINAHEARTBEAT" for constantly making claydoh ciggarettes,Gawd how I hated that bitch. Hummm maybe Ollie likes to read from the Book of (Uncle) Luke: "Face Down Ass Up That's The Way He Likes To F*ck", LOL

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)

Apparently they don't know the strongest swimmers are in the pre-cum!

Is it just me, or did a few of those shots under the blanket look like it might be physiologically impossible for them to actually be doing the deed?

Maybe someone needs to show Choirboy how it's done, but either way, gross gross gross. Sex with someone you barely know on the Attention Whore show is realllly classy.

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Submitted by rescueme on July 24, 2008 - 11:21am.

someone missed the sermon on "do unto others." that footage was a little one sided.
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hahhahahaha! seriously! oh, and by the way, the socks in the first clip was a nice touch. i couldn't bring myself to watch the second clip.

"that's what she said!"

You have to pull out? Not using a condom? Idiots!

Cum on me! Well who hasn't said that haha ? We just don't do it on national tv.

Now where's the sex clip of Remmy and Jerry?

LunaChick's picture

So, this is the same guy that never drinks, etc... because of his strong Christian values, but he'll have unprotected sex with someone he just met, in front of cameras?!?

I love hypocrites.

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someone missed the sermon on "do unto others." that footage was a little one sided.

Uhh, hello she laid there like a dead fish. He was doing all the work. Dumb ass. And yes, it was disgusting. The sounds made me wanna puke.

Eddie's picture

yuck

mina's picture

Wow, I bet Daddy Preacher is proud!

FruFru's picture

Gross... don't you know it was nastyhot under there & sniff sniff... GROSS !

Lori Dukes's picture

I don't know why I just watched that.

witchywoman's picture

Maybe it's just me, but it sort of sounded like they were eating cereal inthe first clip. I mean they weren't really moving at all making weird noises. Damn if you are gonna do it on TV make it count!

cjrsickgirl's picture

Tarantino must be salivating over that clip...

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 11:16am.

Nah, my bf totally digs that unless it's in the morning and he's got a "pee stiffie."
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Hahahaha pee stiffie. I love doing the nighttime cuppage. I particularly love it in the am when enough light is showing his tenting action under the blankets and it's like it bounces... aaahahahaha I love penis.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 11:11am.

LCT,
Nah! If you make HIM cup it while he's sleeping, that would be a bit odd...

Wait...hmmmm....
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HAHA! Then I pull out the old camera and shabang. New avie.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 24, 2008 - 7:27am.
My grandmother wears anklet socks like that. But hers have pompoms on the back sometimes.

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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!

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Submitted by madam s. on July 24, 2008 - 9:27am.
My grandmother wears anklet socks like that. But hers have pompoms on the back sometimes.
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This made me giggle MADLY madam s. bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
L♥VE,
PCA

ocd can be good's picture

I think they both got the home schooling version of sex education. Let's hope there's a stock of Plan B in the bathroom.

Poison Candy Apple's picture

They should have played the Big Brother Theme song as they fucked. Would make it so much more PORNIER.
I haven't even watched this fucking season. I heard they were supposed to be "more mature" cast. YEA FUCKING RIGHT.
These bitches aren't just nasty- they are SNASTY.
L♥VE,
PCA

sweetstickyriceball's picture

that was so gross. i've never watched big brother before, and i had no idea it would be that disgusting. i shouldn't have tried to eat breakfast while watching it. big mistake.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
Does it make me a pervert if I totally cup his log in his sleep just to feel it pulsate?

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Nah, my bf totally digs that unless it's in the morning and he's got a "pee stiffie."

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NecieB's picture

How do you not make noise during fuckey fuckey time? That clip made me sleepy.

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LCT,
Nah! If you make HIM cup it while he's sleeping, that would be a bit odd...

Wait...hmmmm....

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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 11:00am.

LCT,
Yeh, my ex could be in full on REM sleep, but little willie slept with one eye open...wait...that...um..
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Does it make me a pervert if I totally cup his log in his sleep just to feel it pulsate?

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So obviously he's not using a condom if she's telling him to pull out and to cum on her.

Gee, wonder why 1 in 4 people has a VD and every other skank is knocked up?

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LCT,
Yeh, my ex could be in full on REM sleep, but little willie slept with one eye open...wait...that...um...

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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 9:25am.

Um, i've had better sex than that even when my partner was asleep.

That's a fun trick ladies!! Try it some time!
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I'm guessing this has to be when he's having one of his nocturnal boners?

Justina's picture

Ollie seems like a really lame & boring lay.

Khandi's picture

Unprotected sex in 2008?! Does she have a death wish?

jammer's picture

I would have much preferred a recap of the hot pepaw/memaw tag team fight against Libra the other night. Pepaw Jerry was in a rage!!!! He cheated cardiac arrest.
Ugh, April and Ollie need to stop. Damn sex tourists.
And btw. this is from Big Brother After Dark on Showtime, not the prime time show. So I doubt the church hens are up late enough to watch this.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

This should be a 'Say Something Nice' post. April looks like an emaciated rat.

madam s.'s picture

My grandmother wears anklet socks like that. But hers have pompoms on the back sometimes.

Justina's picture

Ollie's mama & preacher daddy must be so proud.

Jadedkitten's picture

I guess having no morals doesn't mean more fun for everyone huh MK.

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

vmbombshell's picture

I'm always curious to see what two real people having sex is like.. not porn, which this video proves is CLEARLY not the barometer. That was like two virgins going at it, with her sad last-minute attempt to add some sexiness by telling him to finish off on her. I don't do voyeur porn, and by what I just saw I don't think I ever will.

Maggie the Cat's picture

EEEEW! He's wearing anklets and her feet are filthy. Thanks for the nightmares MK.

joe shmoe's picture

I don't need to watch that. The dialogue alone is making me want to flee to the nearest nunnery.

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Manimal5's picture

The 2nd clip looked like two people wrestling with a tent.

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EvilShoe's picture

I can only imagine the hen talk at his dad's church about this.

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EvilShoe's picture

I'm not watching that!

Their setting up kids for this shit when their older. My son LOVES the show Total Drama Island. Anyone seen that show? I have to watch that shit every Thursday night.

Ok, some of its funny, thats all I'm going to say.

*runs away*

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Dick happens! - MK

That was NOT secksy times. Watching my dog lick her crotch is secksier.

Jadedkitten's picture

i don't watch this shit either wow too early something witty after coffee

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

ChubbyWubby's picture

The class of today's young woman is without equal!

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Kaylee's picture

Mom and Dad are going to be so proud. Nothing says class like screwing on live television. And hearing the rest of the room mates talking in the background... priceless!

And I loved how sweet little Ollie made sure that "Cum on me" comment was what she really wanted. Because he asked her twice. What a gentleman.

People have no shame anymore!

~Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!

Lala11_7's picture

Ollie is the same asshole who said he has problems with homosexuals...

Yet, you lay down with some broad on television to the disgrace of your father's congregation, family and friends...

And on top of EVERYTHING ELSE...you have sex like a full-body parapalegic...killing that whole "Black Man" sexual sterotype thing...

You, Ollie, get the "DUMB LAME FUCK" of the year award!

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 6:42am.

heehee. Well practiced, eh? That joke didn't come out the way I imagined it; I need coffee. The idea was sex outside the house--nevermind. See you!

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moriah's picture

Thanks, now I'm fucking damaged.

Ohhhhh, I love the sexy foot close-up at 1:42.. classic!

tonicbitch's picture

oh and LMAO at the dude's socks in clip 1.

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