Big Brother 10: A House Full Of Sluts
The above clip is a few days old and I've been meaning to post it, but I kept forgetting. My brain was protecting me by continually blocking it out. It's a clip from Big Brother 10 featuring Ollie, the preacher's son, and April, the resident skank whore, doing sexy times under a blanket on some seating area. They are out in the open, so all the lights are turned on.
I really shouldn't call this sexy times because there's nothing sexy about it. April's foot just lays there like a dying trout. The clip reaches high-levels of grossness when April says, "You have to pull out." That piece of nastiness is around the 3:40 mark.
Ollie and April didn't stop there. They also fucked yesterday (clip below). This time they settled for the comfort of a bedroom, so the lights were turned off. Don't fret, they make the same nasty sounds. It seriously sounds like a group of raccoons feasting on hot trash and loving every second of it. My ears dry heaved towards the end of the clip when April tells Ollie, "Cum on me." BARF ON ME. This dumb bitch is totally going to get knocked up. Nothing says "dumb American slut" like getting knocked up on live television.
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Sad sad sad, did they really show that whole thing? The only thing worse than doing it would be sitting around watching it.
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Sheeps,
I have a light step and and ninja like exit skills.
No worries.
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Go hate your Father off the air!!
"Submitted by Mawy on July 24, 2008 - 7:36am.
Do these morons not realize that their FAMILY and FRIENDS are probably watching, horrified? And that potential employers could see this? What trash."
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Well they aint got no tellies down at the trailer park so they're safe from family. And it's safe to say that fucking on camera is probably an indication of what career path they've already chosen.
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Do these morons not realize that their FAMILY and FRIENDS are probably watching, horrified? And that potential employers could see this? What trash.
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Questions: Was she on top? Did they even enjoy that? How fucking close was the camera? Did they really broadcast five minutes of lumpy blankets and close-ups of feet?
and this, ladies and gentleman, is reason #12849 I don't watch bullshit reality shows such as this one.
@Clarisse-- Agreed. That was some pretty pitiful sex. I mean, I know they were trying to be quiet and not move a whole lot, but you can do better than that within those guidelines.
My cut&paste ability is fucked, so I'm gonna have to @ you awhile, LOL
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 6:25am.
Um, i've had better sex than that even when my partner was asleep.
That's a fun trick ladies!! Try it some time!
Just be sure not to let the door slam when you sneak out.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
hahaha clarisse :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I watched last season only a few times, I used to know that Shelia chick but I don't watch this mess, I come to DLISTED to get the hi-lite reels.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The real premise of the game should be whoever can stay in the house the longest without fucking, wins.
Holy shit, I just saw that the second clip is TEN minutes long. I'm certainly willing to waste a lot of my time, but that's asking too much.
Isn't Ollie a preacher's kid?? Joe Francis could do an entire series on PK's Gone Wild. I went to school with a PK who was the biggest drunken slut in the history of high school. Finally, at one party, her dad came an physically removed her. Funny stuff
But I digress. Haven't they only known each other a week? Trashy!
Never seen it. Don't care to. I gave up on household-based "reality" shows like this a decade ago.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Um, i've had better sex than that even when my partner was asleep.
That's a fun trick ladies!! Try it some time!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Nasty little nasties don't even enjoy it, how sad
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Is her leg paralyzed?
uhm, that looked like the most boring sex ever.
also I wonder if these sluts realize they are basically one step away from being porn stars. Well, not stars, but...
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*barf* even watching w/o sound was nasty!
No offense, MK, but who the hell watches this? If you want to see a bunch of dumb, classless assholes, just start hanging out at Wal-Mart or something.
I love these Big Brother sluts. So sad the gay rodeo king had to go.