Sienna Miller's CGI Coochie Bush
Sienna Miller plays a hippie in her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake" and she shot a nude scene for it, but there seems to be a little problem. Sienna is like a baby down there and that doesn't really fit with the whole "free love" 60s vibe. They didn't want to use a merkin because her chocha would've ate it, so they decided to add a coochie bush in post production.
A source told the Mirror, "A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush."
I feel sorry for the poor bitch who had to spend hours looking at Sienna's bare punane. The poor bitch probably got gonorrhea in the eye just from staring at it so long. And yes, you can get gonorrhea in the eye. I know this for a fact......um.....because one of my friends had it......uh huh....
Seinna is cute.
I have some pictures taken on the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. It is not bare down there. It's the cutest little landing strip I've ever seen. Her coochie is not a boxing glove. It's not a crab infested taco. It's probably the best looking vagina I have ever seen.
Normally vagina pictures just don't do it for me because if I can't touch it, why should I care....but when I saw the pictures of Sienna Miller's hooha, I wanted to touch it! And that is the most dangerous kind of pussy.
God forbid that you try it on! It fits like the silkiest glove and you never forget what it felt like. Once it's gone, you spend the rest of your life trying to find that fit once again. Others just can't compare.
If you've never had pussy that made you forget about your wife, the house, the cars, the stocks and bonds, the bank account, the furniture, the job, then you probably wouldn't understand. I have, I do and yes, I miss it.
In my previous life, I was a man whore.
She almost makes you sympathetic to Jude Law.
almost.
The only thing more disturbing about this "story" is what the "source" said about it.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Don't they have snatch doubles in Hollywood? I bet it would be cheaper to hire someone with an "unruly bush" than to CGI it. Also, that way, we wouldn't have to worry about the pain and suffering caused by seeing Sienna's exposed twunt on the big screen.
All of the merkin avs here are Hilarious. Love it. Bald twats are so uninteresting. A little pubic hair is cute... like a puppy. :)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
She is sueing a tabloid for publishing her almost non existent boobs in a throwaway mag...yet, she flashes her greasy snatch in a movie that will torment people to infinity?
Well, at least she has her priorities straight.
"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Submitted by Sheeps on July 24, 2008 - 11:02am.
Thanks, Mrs K and Angel. I think we're all willing her to get better but knowing she won't.
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I know no such thing young man!
With God as my witness, Amy is going to rise from the ashes like a phoenix, just like RDJ did.
No one can convince me otherwise.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Thanks, Mrs K and Angel. I think we're all willing her to get better but knowing she won't.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
I am getting so sick of hearing about this disgusting little shitbag.
Fuck off, Grubby Tits. You are only in the news, not because of your acting abilities, or lack thereof, but because you are a dirty whore.
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It's too late for Sienna to worry about over exposure. That ship has sailed.
why women these days want to shave themselves to look like a 3 year old is beyond me...
so NAWWWWT sexy.
at least gimmie a landing strip!
Why can't she just go away?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Sheeps
I ♥ your avie!!!!
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Aw! Me too:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
With her hair colour it will end up looking like Donald Trump's comb-over.
CGI the cooch.
I would love to hear that voice message/phone conversation.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sheeps
I ♥ your avie!!!!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
That might be a good roll for her.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
The only reason people remember who this twat is, is because of the men she's fucked. None of her acting roles have been memorable. Some people ride on celebrities' coattails to get a moment in the limelight, this bitch rides on their dicks!
Lord, I'm so frikkin' sick of seeing this twat already. Sienna, go bang your married boyfriend, and do another crappy-ass movie. And sue another newspaper because YOU can't keep your top on in public.
There was this old running show on the Chiller Channel w/ Sienna in it.. It was from the 90's or so.. totally pissed me off, cause I wanted to watch the Alfred HitchCock hour or GD Friday th 13th, but instead this bullshit came on.. Whore..Always taking something from someone.. hmph!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
@ Lolo:
I do! ;P
Tidbit:(straight from wiki cuz I couldn't word this very well):
The name Huang Chung (simplified Chinese: 黄钟; traditional Chinese: 黃鐘; pinyin: huáng zhōng) literally translates from Chinese as "yellow bell", but refers to the standardized bass pitch of ancient China. Early on the band summarized the definition as "perfect pitch" and later, on American Bandstand, they claimed it was the sound a guitar made.
ONT: Let's all be like Madonna and say "mehkin"!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I'm sure at this point Sienna's vag is trying to figure out a way to divorce her. Poor thing had been so used and exploited. Anybody know a good lawyer that speaks vag??
K, Obviously I need to get out more cuz I had my own def. for "merkin" and it was WAY off...thanks for the explanation :)
Welcome Pendulous Points!!
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Twit Chav with a Merkin Alert! I can't stand this unt-cay.
Uhm, I hope they make her look like the chick in HeartBreak Kid w/ Ben Stiller.. His wife, who has that kitty ring.. He gets stung by a jelly fish, so she pulls down her pants, and her bush just flies open, like 'un-conditioned' hair.. And she pisses all over him, yelling.. "Its ok, he's my husband"..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by angel_i on July 24, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
remember that song???
ha ha ha ha!
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Thanks for all the welcomes.
Yes...I could go for another cup of coffee.
My MIL took the last cup, dammit. Don't know who she thinks she is. She acts like she's got seniority or somethin..
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 11:53am.
Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
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LOL@ connie chung hole! I'm SO keeping that!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by PendulousPoints on July 24, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Nice to meet you !
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Submitted by PendulousPoints on July 24, 2008 - 9:19am.
Welcome. Would you like some rugelach and coffee?
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
Submitted by PendulousPoints on July 24, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Thought all of you deserved to know how much you make my day. I have been checking this site out for quite a while and thought you should know it!
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Welcome! High-five!
Thought all of you deserved to know how much you make my day. I have been checking this site out for quite a while and thought you should know it!
Now...I don't get the whole bare puss deal. If I so much as 'snip' one itty bitty hair, I do the "my snatch itches" dance for days.
And, once again, please to meet me ... uh, you!
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
oh and SHAVE IT next time. Wheyyyyy easier, like wheeeey!
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yeah, but then you have to do it every other day to keep things smooth like a baby. Fuck that. I'm sporting the airport now. Much less effort yet still manageable. I have to toot.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 12:06pm
HA HA HA HA
your avie is fecking fun-nay-nay!!!!!
i cry at this!
oh and SHAVE IT next time. Wheyyyyy easier, like wheeeey!
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Dear god, I thought that was Jennifer Saunders.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 11:53am.
Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck Lolo let's have marriage times and poo baby times.
I tried the bare way by waxing once. NEVER AGAIN. Fuck that shit.
I don't know when this ho became such a big deal! I kept hearing her name and seeing her boobs, without even remembering what she looked like. So what if she is a "boho" trendsetter? She had to make up for her vapidity somehow.
Submitted by KidL on July 24, 2008 - 8:52am.
Her coochie is probably the most talented part of her body. She can't act to save her life.
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just ask oooh la la....lol
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"
Swimmers and bitches who live in warm climates like the all bare down there feel.
landing stips look like furry exclamation marks
or like a lazy shaver with ADD forgot something.
Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Nothing wrong with it.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 8:52am.
You're quite welcome, my love.
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
Her coochie is probably the most talented part of her body. She can't act to save her life.
@Mrs.Kravitz--Thank you!! You always come through with the goods!!
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A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis.
In gay slang, "merkin" may refer to a man who acts as the date for, or even marries, a lesbian — usually for the purpose of making her appear heterosexual for various social reasons. Compare with "beard": a woman who has a relationship with a gay man for the purpose of making him appear straight.
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
What a dumb whore.
I don't get the completely bare, makes me feel weird. Grown women are supposed to have some hair!
Landing strip, just enough hair.
Submitted by Sweetas on July 24, 2008 - 10:45am.
Well, in her defense, if she grew a real one she'd blow her whole paycheck on Rid in the first week.
DANG!!! LOL!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I don't get the whole completely shaved thing either, but grooming is a must!
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"
Well, in her defense, if she grew a real one she'd blow her whole paycheck on Rid in the first week.
OH MY GOD! PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF DLISTED SAY MERKIN???
I am so in love with the world right now, I could make out with it. Even if it were my own brother.