Thursday, July 24th 2008

Sienna Miller's CGI Coochie Bush

Sienna Miller plays a hippie in her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake" and she shot a nude scene for it, but there seems to be a little problem. Sienna is like a baby down there and that doesn't really fit with the whole "free love" 60s vibe. They didn't want to use a merkin because her chocha would've ate it, so they decided to add a coochie bush in post production.

A source told the Mirror, "A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush."

I feel sorry for the poor bitch who had to spend hours looking at Sienna's bare punane. The poor bitch probably got gonorrhea in the eye just from staring at it so long. And yes, you can get gonorrhea in the eye. I know this for a fact......um.....because one of my friends had it......uh huh....

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angel_i's picture

WTF??? People put on weight and lose it all the time for movies; they grow their hair, cut their hair, grow facial hair...all kinds of stuff...She couldn't just grow it out?

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

I don't understand how a completely bare snatch became all the rage all of a sudden. It looks like a child. Why do so many people accept this and where did the idea come from?

joe shmoe's picture

I personally find a full brazilian icky. It looks like an 8 year old's genitalia.

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KD's picture

Stoney- In my experience it takes a bit longer than a week to get to "bush" status. You must be taking some really good vitamins or something. Yikes.

IanC's picture

How do you get gonorrhea in the eye? Bukake??

I remember the Michael K story about a greasy male stripper that gave someone a crab in the eye.

Gross! Why do I read this stuff?

Kizzy's picture

Can this bitch get any nastier? I pity the poor CGI techs.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

She's nowhere near pretty enough or smart enough or interesting enough to justify being such a conceited bitch. Typical ignoramus with average looks, convinced by the wrong people early on that she was pretty and playing the part unconvincingly ever since.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 8:33am.
You mean to tell me this whore wouldn't quit shaving for one GD week and grow her own bush? Pfff! Shows how dedicated she is!
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Exactly. Apparently she is not interested in winning an Oscar after all.

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parissucksliterally's picture

heehee Stoney ....

I wouldn't grow mine out either....well, for a million dollars I would.....

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

A merkin is also a man who beards for a lesbian.
See, for example, Justin Timberlake.

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RJII's picture

i wonder is big bush will ever be the in thing again.
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Stoney's picture

You mean to tell me this whore wouldn't quit shaving for one GD week and grow her own bush? Pfff! Shows how dedicated she is!

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blob's picture

ok then... this too early for this slut