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In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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and they did it because they didn't want to deal the stress of trying to get knocked up lol what a joke as much as she talk about sex and her sex life you would think that would be the least of their problems. I bet it was brads ideal he's finally waking up so it would perevent him from sleeeping with her. I pity her and her so call relationship. I bet they sleep in different rooms. that relationship was doomed from the start. they are soo over
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
***picks self up off floor and goes immediately to kitchen for paper towels to wipe spills from chumputer area***
hahahahaha, omd!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Here's something for you Deb:
http://www.kurtkauper.com/images_works/cary_grant/carygrant_3.jpg
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I like to say the eff word.
Chica,
Did your CAPS LOCK break? Please use your indoor voice.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 9:34pm.
LCT,
Two words:
Cary Grant!
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Oh yes please! Minus the gayness, of course. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do chicks near the end.
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I like to say the eff word.
Yay! Loonies for our side! Yay!!!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I always knew thoese kids where manufactored, There was rumored that she took fertility pills to concieve shiloh to trap brad, anyway I saw this comment somewhere its so good I have to post it here
"OF CUZ SHE COULDN'T CONCIEVE NATURALLY, NO WOMAN WHO HAS WHORED HERSELF OUT THAT MUCH CAN JENNY SHIMIZU ANGELINAS LOVER FOR THE PAST 14 YEAR SAID HERSELF SAID THAT JOLIE HAS MANY LOVERS AND THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL NEVER BE OVER
thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article192724.ece
DON'T TRY TO PAINT A "HOLY" IMAGAGE FOR YOUR IDOL. SHE HAS SLEPT WITH EVERY PERSON SHE HAS EVER WORKED WITH AND HAVE MET MOST OF HER LOVERS ON MOVIE SETS, LIKE JENNY, HER FIST HUSBAND,( WHO SHE CHEATED ON WITH JENNY AND MANY OTHERS)COLLIN FEREL BILLY BOB WHO WAS IN A REALATIONSHIP WHEN THEY DID A MOVIE TOGETHER BUT SHE SLEPT WITH HIM AND DESTROYED IT AND TRAP IN INTO ADOPTING MADDOX THEM BRAD ANOTHER WHO SHE SLEPT WITH DETROYED HIS MARRIED AND TRAPPED WITH 6 KIDS IN LITTLE OVER 2 YEARS. WHAT A PATHETHIC WHORE YOU WOULD THINK SHE WOULD HAVE LEARN HER LESSON WITH HER SECOND HUSBAND BILLY BOB THAT TRAPPING A MAN WITH CHILDREN DOESN'T MEAN HE WILL LOVE YOU. LIKE BILLY BOB SAID LAST MONTH SHES USING. BRAD GET YOUR BALL BACK LEAVE THE DEMOIC WHORE ALONE SO SHE CAN LIVE HAPPILY WITH HER BROTHER. THERES STILL HOPE FOR YOU
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
LCT,
Two words:
Cary Grant!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
How the hell did I not think of this before for pepaw sexy times...
Clark Gable. Alll niiigghhtt long.
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thlayly5,
I saw that someone was not reading it all. I got all kinds of **crickets**. Thought you had abandoned the "Plan"! LOL.
Did you meet Cartimandua?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Deb, I love you. I knew that Brad couldn't be as douchetastic as he seems- he truly does deserve an oscar for his excellent acting.
Meanwhile, I do hope drinksonme sees my post (though I got over my initial knee jerk rant) because I'd feel awful if anyone thought I thought that being unable to reproduce was a woman's fault.
Anyhow- cartimandua, I think you are on to something. I was thinking she needs the praise of being a "New Mommy", hence the reason for her adoptions and births being so close together.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
oh deelish...I'll take an oatmeal. And you are so right...I get a very strong feeling there is much, much more to this rift with her father. I don't think Jon Voight is quite the monster Jolie makes him out to be. His problem with her is he knows too much.
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@Cartimandua,
Oatmeal, chocolate chip, and crasins...yummy and not for the weak of heart.
I think you are right in your thinking about AJolie. She has some issues. Her father was right.
Chick is effing Nutso.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
ooo yes Deb! What kind do ya have? :-)
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@ cartimandua,
Glad to see you are back! I liked your posts the other day. Care for a cookie?
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I think Jolie is addicted to having babies. There are women like this....they get a rush off being the center of attention during pregnancy or after a birth or adoption. "New Mommy Syndrome" These women aren't as much concerned with the needs of the children as their own insatiable need for attention. Similar mindset as someone who suffers from Munchausen by Proxy.
Anyone who cared on whit about children would not deliberately create a family structure that would cause so many little ones to get lost in the middle-child black hole...and they would certainly pick a home base and stay there so their kids could form proper and normal attachments with peers and extended family.
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I have it on authority of someone who is close to someone close to AJ and Brad that the children were actually grown in pods on a god and goddess farm. Brad and Angie decided to buy two to save on shipping.
Julia Roberts has a lot of twins on her side of the equation...the mothers side. Would not lump her with the other two.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Come on, it can't be coincidence that 3 high profile woman ( julia, jlo and jolie) all end up with FRATERNAL TWINS?! Yeah, cause that's so likely!! The richest of the rich and they all can afford as many treatments as necessary unlike the poor souls whose health coverage won't cover ANY infertility treatments let alone IVF! God bless them all for being able to buy their babies. They have NO idea how lucky they are. As for Jolie doing this.... she's just sick. She has her hands full with 4 little ones and then feels the need to do this? I guess Brad really is only hanging out if she gives him bio babies. Shiloh is only two - so what's the rush for another biological one? I thought she wanted to color coordinate them all. I would suspect Zahara would be next in line for a suitable adopted sibling. She's made it quite clear that her and brad are mirror images for shiloh , so what about z? Sounds like someone might've been feeling the pressure from her so called partner to push out more like him!!!!
Submitted by thlayly5,
I hear that the actual "plot" to snare a place to incubate some eggs started well before the Mr and Mrs Smith movie. Brad and Jen were trying to decide who would make the best surrogate for their children. "Earth Mama" was the first person that popped into their heads...simultaneously! They cried "Perfect" at the same time and hugged each other in tears. After that they had sexy times to seal the deal.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Okay since we all know each other and our secrets are computer deep, I had a huge crush on Lloyd Bridges. I thought he was so adorable.
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Lloyd Bridges...OK, NOW we are talkin' pepaw, baby.
What about Kirk Douglas?
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Mrs. K, I would of taken him before Michael anytime. Also the guy who played all the Naked Gun movies. I always thought he was cute. I love old men who play comedy later in life.
I hate the way celebs use in vitro just because they are too damn impatient for nature to take it's toll. The whole in vitro method was invented for people who have fertility problems - not for snobby celebs who want whatever they want NOW. BP & AJ are obviously capable of conceiving on their own - they have Shiloh. And she's only a few years old. They should have just kept trying & if nothing happened after a few years, THEN use in vitro...
According to American Cancer Society, IVF and/or fertility treatment has not been proven to increase risk of ovarian cancer.
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/NWS/content/NWS_1_1x_In_Vitro_Fertilizatio...
Bottomline, The Jolie gets what The Jolie wants. She is clearly unaccustomed to being denied.
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Oh my fucking god, Drinksonme, I was fucking quoting an idiot fantard, and my next goddamn post was making fun of them.
Jesus, if you want to bitch me out, please read at least one other post of mine, or read my posts more carefully, to realize that I was being SARCASTIC and making fun of the kind of idiot you are accusing me of being.
My earlier post-
One angie fan from the link that Drinksonme posted.
This person doesn't believe that Angie used a surrogate-
"Only the idiot fans of Jennifer Aniston would create such stories about Angelina having a surrogate!!!
Geez, grow up people, only your barren idol cannot get pregnant!! All the rest HW women are healthy and fertile especially Angelina.
They are also stupid to believe that Angelina or even Holly would tell people and worst the Bauer griffin paps on their exact due date!!"
The shit in quotes I make fun of in my next post as being f-ing ridiculous-
"My fav. part is that fertility is some sort of rare, valuable attribute.
And being "barren" is a decision you make, or a punishment God visits upon you for being "bad."" (I figured that people would get that the "as if" is implied)
I used the quotation marks to show that the whole idea is fucking ridiculous- that the fantard seemed to think that an inability to reproduce was a punishment- that is NOT what I think, as evidence by my several posts in this thread on the subject. My fav. aunt couldn't get pregnant by herself, and it wasn't her fault at all. I was making fun of the brangeloony who was seemingly saying that Jen Aniston's fault that she couldn't get pregnant.
Sorry- bumped due to editing
I rarely lose my temper on this blog, but that just really pissed me off.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
i didn't read the comments, but someone on imdb said something very interesting:
"Does doctor give IVF to a woman whose mother, grandma died of Cancer?
Jolie's mother, grandmother, great grandmother all died of Ovarian Cancer.
So what Doctor goes on to give a woman who is high risk of cancer, IVF which is known or linked to Ovarian Cancer. "
Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Lory,
Can you imagine a Caligula type party with that guest list!!??!!? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Kinky!!! Specially when I am imagining your Christian saying it out ould! LOL.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 3:29pm.
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Submitted by Lory on July 24, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Older men hotness:
Alan Rickman
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One More Time...
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That movie was teh AWESOME Mrs K! Love it! I've always thought "Ghost" was the poor man's "Truly Madly Deeply".
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Submitted by Drinksonme on July 24, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 12:28pm.
"First thing you don't know one thing about fertility.Did you know that 1 out 3 women have trouble conceiving and just slightly higher for men?"
What the fuck are you disagreeing with me about? I did say that being too thin increases difficulty for getting pregnant, and I know this because I was severely anorexic and stopped my period.
I don't know what exactly you perceived I was saying. I just think Angie looked pretty scary skinny very soon to when she conceived. I suppose it's possible she was still ovulating.
And since I don't know her, I said I'd buy into the fertility treatment stuff simply because it pisses her fans off.
I also said that I know several people, some relatives, who have needed fertility treatments, I think it's a fine thing to do, esp. if the couple wants a bio baby.
So what was it you disagreed with me about exactly? Everything you said in your post in which you say I know nothing about fertility I agree with- so what makes you think I am so ignorant when we're in agreement?
I never claimed to be an expert- I just posted some of the info I read on the web an the stuff I know from my life experience.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 12:28pm.
First thing you don't know one thing about fertility.Did you know that 1 out 3 women have trouble conceiving and just slightly higher for men?Most men have been freezing their sperm for the last 15 years some have opted for a vasectomy and then froze their sperm so they can control the process.Women who are anorexic stop their periods altogether hence no ovulating meaning infertile.How do I know this about Hollywood's stats and figures?My cousin in an OB-GYN to the more healed and he helped me get pregnant after I stopped being a survivor of the death camps they call modeling.Most couples in Hollywood also have a 5 to 10 embryos frozen also in case the male partner dies.This is where they also get the embryos for stem cell research if the couple or remaining partner so desires.My cousin also makes arrangments for the LGBT community so that they may have biological children.
So only Lord knows what Angerlina and Jenny are doing in their private lives.I have to admit I favor Jen because she keeps her life private.Pus Owen really wantedto date her and she said she could not because he and Vince are close friends.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by peaches on July 24, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Peaches, if you like Gary Sinese, check out the boy version of the RealDolls.
http://www.thisisull.com/opinions/realdolls/img/charlie.jpg
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Submitted by Drinksonme on July 24, 2008 - 6:45pm.
so you're an ex-model? man how aweful are they to models? I read some model who had gotten way too skinny said they told her her legs were fat, and she was already anorexic at this point, she decided to quit! Someone should really sue the people who put this pressure on models, actresses, etc, for reckless endangerment or something!
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Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Okay since we all know each other and our secrets are computer deep, I had a huge crush on Lloyd Bridges. I thought he was so adorable.
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Lloyd Bridges...OK, NOW we are talkin' pepaw, baby.
What about Kirk Douglas?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
OOOO I loved Liam Neeson after Schindler's list came out. yeah, wierd movie to use as an example. How about Gary Sinese? He's actually kinda hot!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 24, 2008 - 3:53pm.
peaches on July 24, 2008 - 3:46pm
Oh I still loves The Brad, make no mistake, I choose my Bradilooney moments carefully though.
One of those moments:
His actions of late are not typical of his public persona of the past, as someone posted he used to be pretty private and had a manageable fame whore package.
Something is just not jiving right with HIM,
Bradi I had actualy found out last week what wasn't Jiving right, turns out in April, he had fired his longtime publicist and is now doing it for himself, like the succubus!!! She has brainwashed him! Save Katie Holmes? To hell with that, save the Brad!!!
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kacky on July 24, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Makes you wonder how many there were before selective reduction.
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I was thinking this when I heard she was pregnant with twins. Could of been 8.
Brad's toupe looks ridiculous.
Submitted by kacky on July 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Makes you wonder how many there were before selective reduction.
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This is hilarious. I was all like: WTF? 274 new posts? Do they really care about this THAT much...and apparently you don't. You're talking about everything but. Cute:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Okay since we all know each other and our secrets are computer deep, I had a huge crush on Lloyd Bridges. I thought he was so adorable.
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Makes you wonder how many there were before selective reduction.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
OT: My coworkers are down the hall discussing DIVA CUPS. Prior to 10 minutes ago, I had no idea that such a thing existed. They actually want to change my name on our overhead paging system from "Diva" to "Diva Cup". True story.
Yeah, we all work very hard here.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 1:30pm.
RE: Deb's White Nights post...
Does anyone else think Baryshnikov looks like Anthony Hopkins?
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!?!?!!?
I mean, uhr, no, dear, I do not.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
LMFAO at the "Why Brit gave in"...Uhm, because she doesn't WANT her two little mistakes. DUH!!!!!
Her "career" is more important.
by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Some serious hotness in this for pepaw magic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBZCrBHMm4
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Oh my Deb, thanks for posting that. That was magic.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 1:20pm.
You are the sunshine of my life
Thats why Ill always be around,
You are the apple of my eye,
Forever youll stay in my heart
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
RE: Deb's White Nights post...
Does anyone else think Baryshnikov looks like Anthony Hopkins?
PSL,
GASP!! =)
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Submitted by Lory on July 24, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Older men hotness:
Alan Rickman
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One More Time...
Truly Madly Deeply
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
well oKAY...we are talking older man-hotties! My favorite topic.
For me, no one but Daniel Day Lewis will do. But I don't really consider him older....but then he IS older than Hugh Laurie...so maybe he does qualify as a hot pepaw...or maybe I need to have my freakin' perspective examined. It's entirely possible.
Btw...I think someone finally hit upon why Brangelina bother me so. I just hate it when people gobble each other up. In the case of Pitt and Aniston, he was his own person and she kind of disappeared into him. And in the case of Jolie and Pitt, she has just consumed him whole. He's a shadow of his former self. Everything he does now reeks of his desire to crawl inside of her skin and just BE her. It's pathological...makes me ill.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Some serious hotness in this for pepaw magic:
YES YES YES!!!!!!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Clarisse darling, "Love, Actually" put me to sleep....lol
I think he's a very good actor, he just doesn't do it for me...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Lory,
Can you imagine a Caligula type party with that guest list!!??!!? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
PSL,
If you haven't seen Liam in Love Actually, you should. *wipes tiny tear*
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??