You Don't Say?
In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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Some serious hotness in this for pepaw magic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBZCrBHMm4
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Older men hotness:
Alan Rickman
Hugh Laurie
Colin Firth
Liam Neeson
John Malkovich
Jeremy Irons
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This is why I like your ass Clarisse!I agree 100% with you!!!
Your list is MY list! In fact, Alan Rickman is at the top of my list too. I'd do all these hot peepaws in a hearbeat! Woot! _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Seeing as how some of you horz lust after Colin Firth - I'm gonna re-post WTFOMGLOL on July 22, 2008 - 11:42pm.
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I was on vacation in the U.K. a couple of months ago, and was on a train from Inverness to London, that was stopped at Newcastle station for some delay, for about 15 minutes. I'm sitting and looking out the window at the train on the next tracks over, and who do I see getting on the train there, at the window directly across the tracks from mine, stowing his luggage in the overhead, but COLIN FIRTH !!!! I kid you not, I got an excellent look at him, and he caught me watching him, and smiled at me. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Course hubby is sitting across from me, but I don't even bother pointing out CF to him, because he would have been clueless. What ? who the hell is that? And why should I care ?
_Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's all a matter of perspective =)
To a lot of these youngins here, we are meemaws...
NUH UH NO YOU TAINT!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Clarisse, good list....except Liam Neeson doesn't do it for me.......but Alan Rickman? sighs!
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
It's all a matter of perspective =)
To a lot of these youngins here, we are meemaws...
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Damn. First I gain 2/10ths of a pound, and now this.
When will the misery end?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
parissucksliterally ooooooh, I is jellis of her. What a smooth dancer he was.
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Mrs.Kravitz,
It's all a matter of perspective =)
To a lot of these youngins here, we are meemaws...
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Just peeked at JJ-eek. I love the fact that she lied and said that they didn't expect twins- like when she said that she got 'knocked up' with the chosen one and then later said she was planned. Double think over at JJ methinks.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Oh, man those were the day.♥
Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing (yeah go ahead!)
I wanta get into it, man, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a sex machine, man, (yeah go ahead!)
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go ahead)
One, two, three, four!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
PSL - nope. No head. Nuttin.
Stop the presses!!!!
Ray Liotta is a pepaw? Well, that makes me a MEMAW.
Shit.
*going to doctor to get my Vitamin B/HGH cocktail*
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
For Mrs. K,
Because I know you suffered for our DList today by doing your zooilogical research.
You went to school to learn girl
things you never knew before
like I?before E?except after C? and why 2 plus 2 makes 4
now, now, now
Im gonna teach you, teach you, teach you
all about love girl, all about love
sit yourself down, take a seat
all you gotta do is repeat after me
A B C , Its easy as
1 2 3 , as simple as
do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
baby you and me girl
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
PSL- But I love it when the hub smacks me when I get out of line!
In bed!
Older men hotness:
Alan Rickman
Hugh Laurie
Colin Firth
Liam Neeson
John Malkovich
Jeremy Irons
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 4:07pm.
LCT, years ago in an interview Connery was quoted as saying it was ok to smack your wife if "she got out of line"
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Maybe he should have a hot poker shoved up his kilt when he gets a little pissy. Any volunteers?
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
zomay, one of my former bosses used to date Hines years ago.......yeah, he was sexy.
M.E.....sorry the hubby was being an ass on your b-day....I take it you didn't get any head either.....(wink)
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 4:07pm.
LCT, years ago in an interview Connery was quoted as saying it was ok to smack your wife if "she got out of line"
digusting prick.
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Wow... k, he's off the list.
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I like to say the eff word.
Old men I would consider, Harrison Ford, and when he was alive, Gregory Hines. Something about those two.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 4:03pm.
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Uh huh.
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
it's like 7th grade in here.
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Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
We like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Actually, you know what is really 7th grade? Celebrity worship.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
LCT, years ago in an interview Connery was quoted as saying it was ok to smack your wife if "she got out of line"
digusting prick.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
DebfromHell, PSL - martini's were yummy, I ate so much chinese that I have MSG bloat. But I just went home and went to bed. Hub was being an ass. Wasn't feeling the snark.
Peepaw Hotness:
Julio Iglesias, sorry but IMO he's hwat, still.
I loved Raul Julia, RIP.
David Bowie
The Clooney, shut up.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Connery is a fucking WIFE BEATER!
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REWIND. Wtf??
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I like to say the eff word.
Stoney, Ray Liotta, for sure!
PSL - I had forgotten about that.
I marvel that there could be any discussion over IVF or fertility treatments. She was way too thin to conceive naturally, she had to top the miracle birth and twins was the logical next step for the attention seeking fame whore and she is accustomed to paying for children. I think the medical staff that did it should be shot but that’s it. The case is closed and all the JJ loons in the world cannot prise open what is tighter than Ange’s new vagina.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I wrote this song, Karen Flatts, just 5 minutes ago.
Everything is beautiful in its own way
Like a funny sounding regional accent
Or a snow covered winter's day
And everybody's beautiful in their own way
And under God's heaven
The world's gonna find a way.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
yeah......and I didn't get any head! You Bitch.....
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
M. E.,
PSL was wondering bout your martini birfday...we were all waiting for the "sliej sli shiw39.LOL" last night.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
i dont wants no pepaws touchin up on mah connie chung holes lest weze merry firts cause ize has close relashuships wif da holey trinaty Larry, Mo and da big fat bebe jeebus!
My chung is chased!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
M.E. Connery is a fucking WIFE BEATER!
that killed the sexy for me.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Submitted by Callan on July 24, 2008 - 12:50pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mickey like this????
http://www.dlisted.com/files/mickeyrooneyishot1.jpg
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OMG Callan, please!!! I'm at work...and I'm, like, getting moist.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
M.E.!
More pewpaw fuck times: I totally do Ray Liota and Richard Gere.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Peepaw humping? Sean Connery, def.
@Joe,
I am not a long drink of water but he is a shot glass in relation! Like Newman, he is only about 5'7"
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 2:57pm.
@YourMom,, *throws 3 vicodin thru missing toof holes*
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Ahhhhhhh....Okie, I luvs ya, beesh.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Karen, you are right. The countryside is beautiful, but the locals can be frightening. And yes, our accents are frightening- Mainer accents are truly bizarre. Like a drunk Elmer Fudd with a weird Boston accent.
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Yeah, but I hate "B-w-oston" accents more. Or Long G-uy-land. And don't get me started on Minnesota/North Dakota Fargoland.
I LOOOVEE Irish accents, unless they are Padraig Harrington-Lucky Charms accents. Then my vagina just shrivels back up inside and hides.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 11:39am.
It's truly a special kind of insanity that would make someone think that a celebrity that's followed around by hundreds of paps on a daily basis would go through 9 months of pregnancy, while raising 4 kids, for the sole purpose of bringing attention to themselves
YOU are fucking nuts
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It's truly a special kind of insanity that would make someone think that Angelina Jolie is the most interesting and fascinating person on the planet.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 2:54pm.
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 3:51pm.
oH no yer toof holes!!! Pour bebe!
Did you click on that web site? Its real!
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I did, I did! I was thinking how perfect the site would be for the Basil Cecil, the zombie who lives in my basement.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Well DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me something I didn't already know!
@YourMom,, *throws 3 vicodin thru missing toof holes*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
And an emphatic yes to banging Billy Bob Thronton, and throw in Cooper Anderson. That bitch is the hottest!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I forgot my other old man crush...the incomparable ALAN ARKIN.
YUM!
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Steve Martin *definitely*
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I would lie about my age to snag a night with Colin Firth or Keith Olbermann or Hugh Laurie...
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ooo anchors.. I'd so fuck Bill Hemmer and Aaron Brown.
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I like to say the eff word.
Sean Connery
Steve Martin
Richard Gere
Mel Gibson (as long as he kept his crazy religious trap shut)
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 24, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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RR would have to stand on a phone book Deb? Are you a long drink of water?
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 3:51pm.
oH no yer toof holes!!! Pour bebe!
Did you click on that web site? Its real!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
peaches, 5 yrs ago I was with you- I though O'Reilly was sexy as hell...he has gotten too pompous for me now...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem