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In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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When I was watching Dark Knight, all I could think about was how much I wanted to bite Aaron Eckhart's chin. I would also totally bang Gary Oldman, Robert Downey Jr., and Keanu Reeves.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
OMG!
I THOUGHT BRAD AND ANGIE ACTUALLY DID THEIR SEXY THING IN BED.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOT.
I MEAN WHO DOESNT WANT TO SEE BRAD AND ANGIE IN ACTION.
LOL
WHY CANT THEY JUST ADOPT ME.
I MEAN ILL EVENT TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS WHEN THEY WANT TO DO THEIR LITTLE SEXY THING IN BED.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
peaches on July 24, 2008 - 3:46pm
Oh I still loves The Brad, make no mistake, I choose my Bradilooney moments carefully though.
One of those moments:
His actions of late are not typical of his public persona of the past, as someone posted he used to be pretty private and had a manageable fame whore package.
Something is just not jiving right with HIM, her I could give two shits about, *toot poop*, he is taking steps back instead of forward, this will be the time period that will either break him or he will lose it all together.
His best option to stay sane, lateral baby steps to the left and then a steady detachment from her like being seen without her, recreating his OWN public image, not as a part of a "couple". Maybe that's what he's doing, we just haven't seen an "action" yet.
*ends Bradilooney moment*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Mrs K, that is a very interesting choice.
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I like to say the eff word.
Paul Newman- oh God, yes, def. still. But, part of the reason i love him so much is because he is still a good husband.
Peaches, I don't see Bill O'Reilly- the only way I'd do him is if I did him enough to give that mofo a heart attack. lol.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I would totally fuck Clint Eastwood.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Angelina is big cow sexy mom times. I see her profile on website for bitches ho suck balls and eat brains. Look for this clown car pussy whore on zombie harmony. It smells like fish flesh there!
http://www.zombieharmony.com/
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OMG, LoLo! You gave me such funnybone times with this faux spam that now my tooth-hole aches. "ho suck balls eat brains!" lol.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Paul newman was before my time, but after seeing slapshot, I was like, WOW!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Oh where going with peepaws we'd hit it with? Please don't kill me for this, but I find something sexy about bill O'reily, it's not so much about his politics, but I just like men who are alpha males who are ballsy. Billy Bob is another one whose sexy for some odd reason.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 2:47pm.
My pepaw love is
Mickey Rooney
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mickey like this????
http://www.dlisted.com/files/mickeyrooneyishot1.jpg
How has Robert Redford been missed in this elder porn??? I would do him but he would have to stand on a phone book or two.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
And I agree with whomever said it earlier, I would still bang Paul Newman TODAY. He's still got those blue eyes. Also, who can turn down a man who makes delicious popcorn and salsa and donates all the profits to charity?
Gregory Peck, Jimmy Stewart, yes, yes, yes. And Hugh Laurie, mmm. And Pierce is hot.
Yummy.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
My pepaw love is
Mickey Rooney
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
@LCT--You'd have to sneak out quietly, while he was still asleep, get dresed in another room, and sneak ouside., ROFL
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Karen, you are right. The countryside is beautiful, but the locals can be frightening. And yes, our accents are frightening- Mainer accents are truly bizarre. Like a drunk Elmer Fudd with a weird Boston accent.
Oh, you know you else I totally get hot for? Dean Martin.
And Callan, yep, everyone went nuts for that boy-man Leo- he looks much more many now. And everyone I know went apeshit of Justin Timberlake, whereas he just made me want to barf. Actually, all boy bands make me want to barf.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 24, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Bradiful, you obviuously like or used to like Brad, but I can see you also agknowledge he's been a douchbag lately!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I would lie about my age to snag a night with Colin Firth or Keith Olbermann or Hugh Laurie...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
My older man list?
Harrison Ford, Pierce Brosnan, Dennis Quaid, Bruce Willis, Paul Newman, Gregory Peck, and even Jimmy Stewart? HOTNESS!
Although pretty much every guy I like is older than me, they're not old, like Robert Downey Jr., Edward Norton, Aaron Eckhart, etc.
My pepaw loves are: Ed Harris, George Clooney, Paul Newman, Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
*sigh* back in my drooling days - I wanted me a bit a Bruce Willis, with some hair. Thank fuck my dreams never come true, look at the butt ugly kids I'd have now.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 24, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:31pm
The only time people started caring about Ms. Ho-lie was when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton and she started all that crazy shit they did.
Oh man those were the days!!! I loved her back then! I really wish she was still with him!!! It all fell apart when she adopted maddox! All of this, It's all Maddox's fault!!! little bastard!!! Yes, I am kidding!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Now this is a Brangelina thread...
Rootin' Tootin' Bang Em Up and mop the floors with them....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I'd STILL fuck Paul Newman.
PEPAWPHILLIA TIMES!
ha ha ha ha
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 12:22pm.
And Karen, that's really funny. Come to Maine sometime, and you'll see the glory of my home state.
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I've actually been to Maine many times, but only in the summer. Good for everything but my eyes! I didn't freeze my ass off, but sometimes I wished my eyes would freeze close!
Seriously though, Maine and New York are very similar. It's just our annoying accents that are slightly different.
Uggh I've run out of insults for these two!!! Maybe she didn't go invitro because she was impatient, maybe she did it because she's a fuckin heroin addict skelawhore! It seems alot of these actresses go invitro, and I really wonder why? eating disorders, drugs, birth control from being such sluts(I'm not saying women on the pill are sluts! I'm saying many hollywood actesses are!)It must work wonders on your reproductive system!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:31pm
The only time people started caring about Ms. Ho-lie was when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton and she started all that crazy shit they did. Ever since then, she's always found a way to stay "relevant" and in the news. I think she genuinely did want to have a child which is why she adopted Maddox, but she pretty much started using him to bait guys like Val Kilmer, Colin Farrell, and then Brad. And Brad was somewhat private before meeting her, but together they are the biggest fame-whoring egomaniacal people who are not above using their kids for publicity. And just because you don't think Tom Hanks is handsome, doesn't mean that others fee the same as you. So don't think it's okay to attack posters here because of your delusions.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Older hotness is the best. I still love Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, and even in his later years, my darling Laurence Olivier.
I wish I had been born earlier, because none of my friends ever liked the guys I did as a younger kid- they liked Paul Walker while I was dying for Patrick Swayze.
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Same! I had a huge crush on Harrison for my entire childhood as well, and everyone else I knew was going nuts over JTT or Leonardo DiCaprio circa-Titanic?
Angelina is big cow sexy mom times. I see her profile on website for bitches ho suck balls and eat brains. Look for this clown car pussy whore on zombie harmony. It smells like fish flesh there!
http://www.zombieharmony.com/
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
No no no Callan! No crazy lady genes! They would use JEN'S eggs, of course. Swtiched at the hospital by Brad, naturally.
LOL
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I'd STILL fuck Paul Newman.
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 3:39pm.
LCT, Kizzy-
Older hotness is the best. I still love Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, and even in his later years, my darling Laurence Olivier.
I wish I had been born earlier, because none of my friends ever liked the guys I did as a younger kid- they liked Paul Walker while I was dying for Patrick Swayze.
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Pierce Brosnan. No need to say more.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 3:37pm.
@LCT--You know I love to drop the f-bomb, so I'll just say I'd fuck Tom Hanks til his balls went dry, and he begged me to stop. Then I'd fill himn full of fluid and proteins and fuck him dry again.
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FUCK. Fuck. You know which old pepaw I'd fuck is Ed Harris, minus his tantrums.
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I like to say the eff word.
LCT, Kizzy-
Older hotness is the best. I still love Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, and even in his later years, my darling Laurence Olivier.
I wish I had been born earlier, because none of my friends ever liked the guys I did as a younger kid- they liked Paul Walker while I was dying for Patrick Swayze.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 24, 2008 - 2:34pm.
We're theorizing that Jen and Brad made plans to get AJ to be a surrogate to Jen and Brad's babies (unknowingly, of course), and then he'd dump AJ, take his bio-kids and run back to Jen. Hilarious ain't it?
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I'd probably pee my pants laughing if it were possible/true. Hahaha thanks for filling me in. I especially like the sick part where all the non-biological kids get left with Angie. Besides, the benefit of Jen having kids with Angie's genes? No original Maniston nose.
"She says my drool bib is too "drippy" ?"
ROTFLMAO!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
@LCT--You know I love to drop the f-bomb, so I'll just say I'd fuck Tom Hanks til his balls went dry, and he begged me to stop. Then I'd fill himn full of fluid and proteins and fuck him dry again.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 3:30pm.
sad and gassy :(
we are just south of New Paltz!
But some locals say that is not Up State. But i say we had to drive up the dang state so.... ha ha
i ran into some hill billies of the true kind that people claim are only in Alabama... it was skeeery and they were not nice. And im from BAMA myself so i wa like WORD you can cut your Bama jokes out now
*glares at boy friend and giggles*
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Callan,
Look on page three of comments at me, Thalay, and PSL (starts at 1:18)for clues to the conspiracy...lol.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 24, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I think he's still hot. Older hotness, but still hot. I'd still hit it til he made me quit it.
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I second that. Too bad, Lib's already been outnumbered and its comments hold no relevance anymore.
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Submitted by Callan on July 24, 2008 - 2:29pm
We're theorizing that Jen and Brad made plans to get AJ to be a surrogate to Jen and Brad's babies (unknowingly, of course), and then he'd dump AJ, take his bio-kids and run back to Jen. Hilarious ain't it?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@Libraesque2007
I think he's still hot. Older hotness, but still hot. I'd still hit it til he made me quit it.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 24, 2008 - 3:31pm.
That has to be the only reason why she'd date John Mayer...I mean, she seems like a sweetheart, and he's utterly douchetastic...
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Not to mention Vince Vaughn, and that clearly homosexual model Paul..
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I like to say the eff word.
Callan, unfortunately this particular story hasn't broken in the press yet- just broken by Deb to her fellow dlisters.
We're using the info we know to piece together the obvious truth that Brad and Jen are scamming Angie. bwah ha ha.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Monkey this has NOTHING to do with tom hanks' acting abilities.
I'm saying he's not attractive and he's always been drama free, in other words nobodys going to fucking foam at the mouth over him or his kids like you people do over this couple.
He doesn't sell magazines so the paps don't care about him or his family, they never have
get it???
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 2:27pm
That has to be the only reason why she'd date John Mayer...I mean, she seems like a sweetheart, and he's utterly douchetastic...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Karen Flatts - does it smell like eggs?
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I like to say the eff word.
My fav. part is that fertility is some sort of rare, valuable attribute.
And being "barren" is a decision you make, or a punishment God visits upon you for being "bad."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
This is why Brad has been trying to get James Haven out of the picture. James Haven knows the truth but cannot find where USMag hid the documents. James Haven has been working undercover for Mary Kaye for years just trying to uncover this escandalo!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 3:20pm.
ha hah a
I spend my weekends upstate!
what you say makes me giggle!
How is Karen Flatts today?
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Hellolo Lolo!! What I say makes me sad and a little gassy...but I'm glad it makes you giggle. Do you spend time up here closer to the Catskills or the Adirondacks? I love the Adirondacks, but it seems the further North you go around here the bigger...and not just the Mountains.