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In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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I remember that Mexico vacation Brad & Jen took before they announced their split, but could someone tell me the bigger story they are referring to? I was looking at older posts and didn't quite get it. Just a link or whatever would suffice.
wha?? my dog drives the short bus...and she makes me sit in the back. She says my drool bib is too "drippy" ?
One angie fan from the link that Drinksonme posted.
This person doesn't believe that Angie used a surrogate-
"Only the idiot fans of Jennifer Aniston would create such stories about Angelina having a surrogate!!!
Geez, grow up people, only your barren idol cannot get pregnant!! All the rest HW women are healthy and fertile especially Angelina.
They are also stupid to believe that Angelina or even Holly would tell people and worst the Bauer griffin paps on their exact due date!!"
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@Callan-- They'd make it a feature exhibit at MOMA once they had it encased in gold.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 3:25pm.
No, it was getting boring for me too, LCT. lol.
Now, let's get back to the real issue, which is that v. important convo Jen and Brad had on one very special Mexican night....
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You know, this theory could actually be possible. After all, on their Mexico trip they were all touchy feely, and I hardly think they would have been had she found out he was fucking AnusLips and split up because of that... or split up for any other reason for that matter. And she can't be THAT annoying. There's got to be another reason she's not married again...
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on July 24, 2008 - 3:25pm.
SORRY!!!!!! Maybe in my next life I won't need a helmet.(for my walk to the short bus)
OH OH OH! I DRIVE the short bus! No need to walk to it i will sign you up for my program and ill drive up into the side of your house for now on so you donts have to walk that far!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Stoney, you'd better link the online dickshunary... I hazn't ejumacation?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@Kizzy: I bet Tom Hanks could take a dump and it would at least get one of those technical Oscars.
And the "Chosen Ones" might not have even felt the inside of St.Angerlina's womb.Read this I want to know what they did to her?
http://bauergriffinonline.celebuzz.com/2008/05/angelina-jolies-pregnant-...
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Its like the Speshul Victims Unit up in this biotch!
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SORRY!!!!!! Maybe in my next life I won't need a helmet.(for my walk to the short bus)
No, it was getting boring for me too, LCT. lol.
Now, let's get back to the real issue, which is that v. important convo Jen and Brad had on one very special Mexican night....
I hope some crazy, other than a certain esque, is reading this, or else it's not as fun.
And we need more info, Deb. I know you are one of US's prime sources for this convo!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Libra on July 24, 2008 - 2:23pm
I have a feeling his son's dog's turd would have more talent than these two. They immensely bore me.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@Callan: WORD. ITA. That's what I've read, too,
Tom Hanks is still one of the best actors of our time.
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Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:12pm.
*clears throat*
I know you're slow, so I'll explain my insult in the smallest words possible. By calling you lazy beekeeper face, I was insinuating that in order to make the comments you've made, you must be some sort of inbred person, with perhaps some congenital abnormalities that may express themselves upon your face.
Oops, I used big words. There's a dictionary online if you need it.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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Don't worry about it. I never get offended if the person sounds like they know their stuff and doesn't say something along the lines of "You suck! ANgIe + BrAd 4EVA!"
And thanks for the avie shout-out.... what can I say? Walter Mercado is the only man I'd want to father my children.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 24, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Um, which crazy bitch thinks Tom Hanks is a nobody? He's way handsome (as is Colin), a legitimately good actor (unlike BP and AHo-lie) and has been recognized many a time for his phenomenal movie roles, and as a director/producer, he gave the world gems like "Band of Brothers", "Saving Private Ryan", etc.
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Tom Hanks has more talent in his pinkie than these two over-hyped, talentless media whores combined !!!
thlayly5, I'm not one to say what you can and can't post. Feel free. It was just getting a little too technically medical for me.
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lol. Thanks for clearing that up, Kittiesandbubbles. I was confused, since the last post at LCT was mine.
And Karen, that's really funny. Come to Maine sometime, and you'll see the glory of my home state.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 3:20pm.
ha hah a
I spend my weekends upstate!
what you say makes me giggle!
How is Karen Flatts today?
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on July 24, 2008 - 3:20pm.
oh hell...!!! not you!!!! on the vanessa & zac thread!! its her same avie with "CARROT" in the name. member for an hour or some shit. not you at all!!!!!!!!!
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hahahah oh no that was me... no stalker times.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 11:53am.
Monkeypox, again, ITA. I think that flaws are very important, because it makes what is great about you that much more special and rare.
If everyone were super attractive and smart and athletic and blah, then no one would be unique or special.
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Well, then thank Jesus for Upstate New York. I'm looking around and practically NOBODY is super attractive and smart and athletic, OR unique or special! Just fat and rude.
Sorry, it's like a Monday here.
oh hell...!!! not you!!!! on the vanessa & zac thread!! its her same avie with "CARROT" in the name. member for an hour or some shit. not you at all!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on July 24, 2008 - 3:15pm.
uh,LCT,do you have a stalker? or am I not supposed to say anything? maybe I should just shut up. (very sorry)
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I like to say the eff word.
Good to know, Callan.
I have frats in my family, too. lol.
I'm sure for some people it decreases with age, and that that info is out there too.
I just posted what I knew. Thanks for not getting offended, cuz I weren't tryin to offend.
BTW, your avie rules, Callan.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Sorry sluts, I've only had McDonald's sub-par coffee which hasn't kicked in and probably never will, thus the multiple edits...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Um, which crazy bitch thinks Tom Hanks is a nobody? He's way handsome (as is Colin), a legitimately good actor (unlike BP and AHo-lie) and has been recognized many a time for his phenomenal movie roles, and as a director/producer, he gave the world gems like "Band of Brothers", "Saving Private Ryan", etc. Please take you ignorant dipshit ass back to JJ and worship your Brangelina shrine.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@Libra,
Perhaps you would benefit from a big fat doobie. Not that I am advocating the use of drugs...
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
I'm not LCT's stalker- she just didn't want me to keep posting info on multiples because it was getting annoying (I kept editing it) and I said I would stop. End of story.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 2:10pm.
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Scientific as I am, I just did a quick google search and saw info supporting what you say, but definitely read info saying the chances decrease with age. But I definitely appreciate your well-written, non-fucktard post, unlike a person or two on this thread.
uh,LCT,do you have a stalker? or am I not supposed to say anything? maybe I should just shut up. (very sorry)
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 3:12pm.
it's like 7th grade in here.
a face like a lazy bee keeper?????
SHES CALLING YOU A RETARDED SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKING DOLT!
Does any one lese remember this stupid ass hat from when Loves Anus would argue with her fucking tranny assed self?
counting down to repwhorted in 5....4....3....2...
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Her lips look so much like a swollen ass hole when she tells Dumb Shit to kiss her ass whiles shes throwing a temper tantrum he just kisses her face!
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Sorry - I was editing my post.
And I'll stop, LCT.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Hahaha, anus lips. She TOTALLY does. All lumpy and misshapen.
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Um, Callan, yeah, the odds of having fraternals does increase with age, because you start ovulating more than one egg.
"Other causes. Certain factors increase your risk for having a multiple pregnancy.
Age older than 35.
Race. Fraternal twins are most common among women of African descent, especially between ages 35 and 45. They are least common among Asian women.
Personal history. If you have already carried fraternal twins, you have double the usual risk of having twins.
Family history. If your family has a history of fraternal twins or triplets, you have an increased risk of multiple pregnancy. (A history on the father's side of the family does not increase your risk of multiple pregnancy.)
Timing. You are more likely to conceive multiples soon after stopping birth control pills."
http://www.webmd.com/baby/tc/multiple-pregnancy-twins-or-more-topic-over...
So, odds of multiples and defects increase with age. This has already been discussed and posted about at length. All you have to do is google it, and loads of info about having multiples comes up- and they all say the odds increase with age.
And I love Tom Hanks- he's an awesome actor with a sense of humility it seems, and he knows how to keep his family and private life private.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Chase,
My sis went the specialist route for around 10 years...and now she has two beautiful boys!
Fingers crossed!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
the reason most people know about them is because they are ATTENTION WHORES. I wish I never had to see his bad weaved in rug and her anus lips again, but these two media whores won't fuking go the hell away. Trust, if they disappeared, and attempted to give their children the stability and routine they desperately need, no one here would be talking about them. We'd throw a fucking party.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Has this turned into fucking Wikipedia or something??
Submitted by Stoney,
Libraesque2007: Were your parents cousins, by chance? Seriously, with a face like a lazy bee keeper I don't even know why you get up in the morning.
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Laughing my ass off on lazy bee keeper face!
hee hee!
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Tom Hanks? You mean one of the most well-known actors in the world? Yeah, no one gives a shit about him.
Lib, go eat some bad shellfish please.
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:02pm.
maybe no one saw tom hanks' kids BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM.
I mean he's ugly and boring and always has been, no one cares
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Yeah you're right, nobody cares about him.... not the Hollywood Foreign Press or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, or every producer in Hollywood who would love to have him in their movies.
Maybe, just maybe Tom Hanks is a better parent than Brad and Angelina because he doesn't collect children like the way my grandma collects Hummels, or uproot his kids every time he feels like it, or hire a shitload of nannies because he's too selfish to put his life on hold and actually parent his kids.
Good luck, Chase.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I hope I never get compared to Tom Hanks.. He's ugly and boring.. Blech!! *smirks* WTF.. yeah! WTF!
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Libraesque2007: Were your parents cousins, by chance? Seriously, with a face like a lazy bee keeper I don't even know why you get up in the morning.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I imagine a reporter ducking down in the corner of the delivery room talking like his bitch ass is on a safari show. All whispering into the mic..
" We are here in the succubuses natural habitat called an Operating Room. Here in this room the sucubus has recieved new body parts ranging from lips, ass holes, breast.... wait what?"
*Reporter straightens up and gets her fake ghetto voice that Tyra does when she is mad*
The reporter continues," BItch gots new lips and assholes and titties what? Is she giving borth up in this bitch or making some fucking hot dogs?"
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CRIKEY! I've been spotted! Oooh, she's angry now!
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:02pm
ugly nobody tom hanks?
you must be twelve years old.
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Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 2:49pm.
get with the program????
what program? The crazymotherfucker program?
yea, no.
I'll stick to my own program of not caring why they have kids
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Oh please. You give a shit. Your panties are fucking halfway up your asshole right now you're in such a tizzy.
My husband and I are unfortunately at the IVF stage. We go to a top hospital that makes it a priority to reduce the chances of multiples (they will only transfer two eggs). While talking about this, the topic of AJ came up. My doctor said that she really believes that the twins were conceived via IVF, as are many of the babies in Hollywood. As for having a family history of twins, I do have a family history but this does not matter when it comes to IVF because they are using drugs to stop and start your cycle. Everything is controlled and takes about 40 days.
Yup, sounds simple to me…. maybe Brads spermmies just arent swimming right and they needed to go this route?
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on July 24, 2008 - 1:28pm.
FYI, your chances of having twins INCREASES with age not the other way around
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Ahh no, your chance of having kids with Downs Syndrome or other disabilities increases with age. Your chances of having fraternal twins decreases with age. How do I know this? Because like a lot of other people, fraternal twins run in my family.