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In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 24, 2008 - 11:19am.
MARRY ME!!!!!!
OMG, I have to go change my Depends.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Ronaldo's ex-GF is totally fertilizable.
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Deb, I love this theory- that Jen and Brad made a master plan...
who came up with that here? It makes me chuckle everytime.
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slutty assholes
THEM not us!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Mrs K.,
I have a present for you....
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
"She is an amazing woman and i love her and her family muchly!"
"muchly?!?!?!!?"
Again, I ask...is this a joke?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Wait until the loonies find out that Brad had the eggs switched and that the twins are really the biological product of himself and Jennifer Aniston.
Mrs. K,
What were you doing on the dork side? lol. typo but keeping it.
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I have to say that what N_22 said kinda bugged me too, Monkeypox- esp. the "women shouldn't have kids at blah dee dah age," because who the fuck knows what goes on in your life, and it's that woman's body and her risks.
Plus, I have known someone who did fertility treatments because she couldn't conceive, and there was nothing selfish about it. She got eggs donated or something, and ended up with triplets (she didn't selectively reduce) and she loves them to death. She and her husband.
Meanwhile, why would the JJers assume that in vitro means no sex? It means hard to conceive, not no sex. They might have been having sex everywhere, but she just couldn't get her skeletal self enceinte. So, in vitro.
Sex and in vitro aren't mutually exclusive.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 24, 2008 - 1:54pm.
You're right! First off... twins aren't that common and they run in the maternal side... i read that the loons at jj are arguing Brad having twins in his family... well Brad can have all the twins in his family but it wont matter bcoz if Angie, her mother and maternal grandmother weren't fraternal twins... there's NO way she can have twins!
And about the age thing... the chances increase after the age of 45! Now i know Angie looks like she's in her 40s but we all know she's not... so that debunks that theory too!
How Angie conceived twins?? Simple... in vitro !
These threads are always so fun.
Love some newly registered asswipe coming in to read us all our reproductive rights.
fertalizable, lmao!
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Interesting, Mrs. Kravitz. I personally think Brangeloonies are so upset by this story because A) It's US Weekly and not People B) It means they have to admit Angelina is not perfect, like you said and C) it gives the "haters" ammunition. If this turns out to be true and Brangelina admits to using fertility drugs (which I'm sure they never will), the loonies will all just go "oh, well good for them, they went through tought times getting pregnant so we'll all just hail them as martyrs" instead of admitting they were just impatient and wanted twins to bring further attention to themselves and build their 12 disciples faster.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 24, 2008 - 12:06pm
Who appointed you in charge of deciding when women should have children and by what age? Do you think before you type? The term "biological clock" was pretty much a creation of patriarchal men who thought they'd decide how women should live their life. Women don't have a scheduled life, thanks, and if I decide to have a child in my forties because I'd be more financially secure, that's my prerogative. Go spout your ignorant, misogynistic bullshit at Drunken Stepfather or something. Sorry, I just can't stand assholes telling women how they should lead their lives. On topic: Guh? Of course they did it via in vitro...
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LOL @ miffed_33!!
That just about sums it up for me!
YourMom so what did they give you for the pain.. That is the most important question.. *waits* lol
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Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 1:54pm
No joke!
Of course they are all Brangeologists Ph D certified there, they can pin point the exact moment in time the sperm met the egg and after coffee decided to become two instead of one.
I am astonished they are not rioting in front of JJ HQ's.
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I've just returned from a sociological study of JJ.
apparently the loons think that having in vitro means Angie and Brad were not having sex, and the loons are fully emotionally invested in the notion of Angie and Brad are having hwat zexi times 24/7. They are highly insulted that US would imply that Angie and Brad are not madly passionately in love
They also think that Angie is the most interesting and fascinating person ON THE PLANET.
Wow.
It's mind boggling.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Sorry- I just read some of the first comments, tee hee, and yes, having twins has nothing to do with the man.
If twins run in the woman's family, then she is more likely to have twins. It's a trait women inherit, not men.
Those JJ loonies. Angie popped out two eggs- Brad just fertilized them. Now, whether or not this happened inside of her is the question...
But I say IVF all the way, or at least fertility drugs- mainly because it pisses her fans off for some unknown reason. I'm with DAE- it's not something to be ashamed of. If you used fertility treatments, who cares? and why deny it?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
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bampzsvk#1 @ 07/24/2008 at 11:10 am I don’t believe any of this BS , Angie is is very young and fertilizable.
They’re always have to make up ****, don’t they?
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"fertilizable?!?!?!" That's a joke...right?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
I agree with a previous poster who said that Brad bails within a year. Who can stand that much crazy? Let's all watch that fucking psycho get bone thin again from all of the heroin.
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-Apes. But they're not as big.
LOL @ Miffed!!
I never had a doubt in my mind about the IVF treatment !
Who were they kidding anyway... an idiot can tell it was in vitro... twins aren't that common, especially NOT in Hollywood!
I'm back! LOL
Unfortunately I have some work to do. =(
See you sluts later.
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too busy to you know what????lazy modern,hip,politically correct,global warming aware, ONE couple!tsk tsk.
enjoy Stoney lol
So yeah, umm.... how about this weather?
Submitted by miffed_33 on July 24, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Thanks miffed! I really need to excuse myself to the bathroom for poo times, and now that you've summed everything up I can get away for a moment!! Yeah!
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Submitted by miffed_33 on July 24, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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miffed, why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel? lol!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 24, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Such bullshit!! That whole "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent". bullshizz!"
I was thinking the same thing. Fraternal twins run in my family - Nephews, Two sets of Cousins (one on mom's side, one on dad's) and my Aunts. None of the mothers had fertility treatments, no matter what their age was at the time of conception.
Plus, a friend fraternal triplets, at Angie's age, and she didn't use fertility treatments - at first, she thought of it as more of a curse than a blessing, but not anymore.
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Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Well, I also have a boyfriend who wanted me to quit smoking after I had my surgery and was also himself a smoker, and I always said I'd quit when I conceive, which I hope to be in the next few years, and I smoke weed too, so...
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Wow...that's pretty uncanny :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
lol flatts!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Angelina Holie is a slut, homewreaker, whore, twat, husband stealer, pap seeker, hot sucker, globe trotter, plastic surgery getter, skankalina, whoralina, trampolina, ball bagger, bad actress, orphan gatherer-collector, tongue kissing brother fucker, lezbo, humanitarian for attention only, herion user, anorexic, bad dresser, money grabber, low down bullshitting cunt who should just fall off the face of the earth or move to a secluded island where no-one should ever hear from her again. I think I have included everything that you all would have written about her in this post so you can now go and have a wonderful rest of the day as it's all summed up at once. lol lol
Dang...I feel like a jellus h8er cuz I didn't get knocked out for the surgery...lol! Nah, actually I made the appt. and went in to get it pulled all in the same day and since it was just one tooth they used the novacaine (sp?) on me--four shots, but I only felt one...and I felt no pain whilst he pulled that sucker out. The only bad thing about novacaine is it makes me faint. When I was a teenager I once had to get a cavity removed and they gave me novacaine. I was fine until I walked outside, and the next thing I knew I was on the ground and there were about five people surrounding me. Good times. This time it was just a close call, but my bf had to carry me outta the office and to the car!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I just looked something up because it was niggling at my mind, but as your age increases, so does your chance of having multiples. Age 35-45 is supposed to be when that is most true.
However, I still think she did in vitro- more because she was so damn thin when she got pregnant, and I doubt that her body would have let her naturally conceive with so little weight on.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 12:15pm.
ROTFLMAO
You forgot The Bradonian Period, post Maddox Time, pre Zahara Era
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Ohhh, crap! Thanks for reminding me. I guess I tend to forget about His Holiness. You know how you never really hear that much about Joseph in the Bible, it's always Jesus-this, and Holy Mother Mary-that...I guess Brad gets forgotten the same way.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Well, I also have a boyfriend who wanted me to quit smoking after I had my surgery and was also himself a smoker, and I always said I'd quit when I conceive, which I hope to be in the next few years, and I smoke weed too, so...
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:54pm.
but I'm jonesing for a ciggie and/or some weed so badly I'm almost willing to risk it.
Maybe take a couple of drags and/or hits...don't smoke the whole thing...maybe that will help with your craving.
How many bebes do you think Ange will pop out next time?
"It was such a surprise when Brad and I found out we got pregnant naturally with octuplets, but you know us. We love a challenge and only think with the best interest of our children in mind."
Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Are you an I the same person? Weird.
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How do you mean, Stoney?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 24, 2008 - 10:06am.
Women who are fully comepetent of having a child but choose to get in vitro are fuckin disgusting pigs.
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Yup-- but only if they are able to naturally,like you said. I feel the same way about planned C-Sections (ANGIE!!!) but that's another post.
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In vitro is just wrong in my opinion, its selfish there is never any unselfish motive behind in vetro.
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I don't know about that, but....I'll make you a deal: if we can figure out a way to keep all of the fuckhole, trashbag, shit-sucking, drug-addled twats of low-class America to stop breeding like fucking rabbits and bringing their drug-addicted, chromosomally challenged offsping into the world, then I will gladly let the selfish-but-capable-of-actually-clothing-feeding-and-raising-a-child employed Americans to use Invitro to get pregnant.
When i had my wisdom teeth pulled they knocked me out...afterwards they gave me vicodin...to which i quickly figured out I was allergic too. :( It was awful...I was in pain and ITCHING like crazy everywhere from the damn vicodin. Then they gave me darvocet which just made me feel drunk as a skunk. I gave up and took 800 milligrams of Ibuprophen instead.
On Topic: I seriously doubt she had in vitro...the damn mag is just grasping at straws to have a story since we all know Angie and Brad will never sell their baby pics to them. lol.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 10:10am.
A friend of mine just sent me some cookies laced with...something, not sure what. You want I should send some over to you?
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Yer da best, Mrs. K...and apparently you keep good company! Send 'em over this way, please!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Are you an I the same person? Weird.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 10:16am.
I think I should quit when I'm good and ready.
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True.
Reminds me of an addictive realtionship I was in for 14 years. One of the many mental health counselors I consulted said "You'll get out when you are ready."
And I did.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Your mom: When you do finally smoke again, suck through the side of your mouth you didn't have surgery.
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Will do...I've already been eating that way...lol...my bf laughed at me the first night when he cooked fish and half of my filet kept falling out of my mouth.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 12:15pm.
ROTFLMAO
You forgot The Bradonian Period, post Maddox Time, pre Zahara Era
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Here we go kiddies. Bradley is shitty about the pics on the lawn.
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"Pitt's lawyer, Yael Holtkamp, said the taking of the photos was a "malicious violation" of the actor's privacy rights under both French and California law. Mr Holtkamp said one unspecified photo agency that had already sold the pictures had agreed to stop further sales and removed them from its website.
Several celebrity websites that had links to the pictures have since removed them.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 10:10am.
A friend of mine just sent me some cookies laced with...something, not sure what. You want I should send some over to you?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 9:59am.
Sucks SOOOO bad because I was counting on the narcs to get me through not being able to smoke cigs/weed.
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*getting on soapbox*
Well, maybe now is a good time to quit (cigs).
*getting off soapbox
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Mrs. K! You sound like my boyfriend (who is a smoker, btw...lol), although not nearly as bothersome. He kept pushing me almost to the point where he was trying to force me to quit cigs and I had to yell at him to cut it out. I completely understand the logic in quitting at this point and it does sound like a good idea, but honestly, I think I should quit when I'm good and ready. Plus, I've already promised myself that I would quit smoking for good once I finally plan on conceiving a child which hopefully will be within the next few years...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
How do these JJ loons know how, when & where Brad and Angie conceived? Where they there? And how does it make AJ any less of a saint if she used fertility drugs / in vitro? I don't get it! Are the twins somehow less messianic now? Someone please explain.