You Don't Say?
In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn't conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don't believe it!
A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn't treat Brangie said, "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, "She could just knock it out. They were too impatient." Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.
Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she's probably pregnant right now....with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there's a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?
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BULLSHIT, HOW DO U ACCOUNT FOR 16 YEAR OLDS HAVING TWINS.
Submitted by Hekki on July 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
It COULD be stressful if your innards are scarred by PID and STDs...not saying that's the case, but PID is one of the main reasons for a female's inability to conceive. Untreated PID (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) happens because it often has no symptoms (so it doesn't get treated until it's too late and the reproductive organs are so scarred) and the chance of having it goes up with each sexual partner.
they are SUCH FREAKS!
end. of. story.
Freaks do stupid freaky shit all the time.
Shes a fucking cutter for christ sakes.
SHE IS PETE WENTZ!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 10:07am.
Thank you! I commented on this a while ago. I wonder if they're able to select gender at that stage. Genetic engineering folks. "Dr., give them Brad's eyes, my lips, his nose - since my birth one is jacked..."
Well duh, add to that list, JLo and Julia Roberts and any other start in their late 30's who has maternal or paternal twins
Hey! I'm feeling nice this morning.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 9:07am.
LOL...LCT--you with the merkins!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 12:08pm.
They did, indeed, name the kid Knox. I think of gelatin when I hear it.
That is one of the worst toupees I've ever seen. Holy Christ.
At age 33, it shouldn't be "stressful" to try to get pregnant. Especially if you've already had a bio kid. Unless Shiloh was in vitro, too.
Submitted by Rocket on July 24, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Someone else has reported that Brad has a low sperm count - must wear tighty whiteys.
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it's because he HAS NO TESTICLES.
Okie--thanks! This is when we see that Jack Torrance has finally completely flipped his gourd.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Someone else has reported that Brad has a low sperm count - must wear tighty whiteys.
I'm thinking Brad will be jumping off the crazy train sometime within the next year or so. I thought he'd leave after Zahara, but then the chosen one came along.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 24, 2008 - 12:07pm.
LOL...LCT--you with the merkins!
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I'm so going to pick up face paint and paint mine as the Irish flag tonight.
Yeah the Brangeloonies are freaking out...I can't wait until its proved true.
Submitted by WTF on July 24, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Please that's the best US can come up with?
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Are you from JJ?
I've been out ALOT, but did she really name her kid Knox.. Like Johnny KNOXville..
damn I wish these pills would kick in..
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 24, 2008 - 11:59am.
I dont get why celebs can't admit they use fertility treatments. It's nothing to be ashamed off.
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ITA! Why the secrets? I realize they don't have to tell their business, but they shouldn't try to pull the wool over people's eyes, either. A LOT of women are postponing having babies because they think they will be fertile until they're in their 50's because of all of these actresses having babies and multiples at 40+ years old. Then, they can't understand when they get to 40 why they can't conceive...they don't know that the wealthy had a LOT of help (to the tune of lots of $$$) conceiving. Poor examples and false hopes for all.
"Fraternal twins," my ass.
Multiple pregnancy is a common complication of infertility treatment. It increases risks for both the mother and the fetuses, such as preeclampsia, miscarriage, premature birth, and long-term disability for the babies. The greater the number of fetuses, the greater the chance of a bad outcome. Multifetal pregnancy reduction (MFPR) is a procedure that can be done during the first trimester to reduce the number of fetuses in a multiple pregnancy—usually from three, four, or five fetuses to two. This is done to help the remaining fetuses have a better chance of healthy survival.
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Most important, stay away from stiff denim — it will flatten your backside like a pancake!
LOL...LCT--you with the merkins!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LCT I LOVES the new Av.. Same to u YourMom.. Spooky stuff coming from the both of you's..
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let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high-hiiiiigh,high,hiiiiigh..
Let's get high hiiiiigh Come on let's get high!
@Stoney-- I say go for it!! I'm back to not being able to get in again. (Awwww)
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Please that's the best US can come up with?
Until i read it in People, i say bull-snot.
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
A less that 1% chance of getting pregnant at 33? That's such bullshit, unless you're talking specifically about the skeletal AJ.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LMAO. The loonies over at JJ must be shitting themselves. I went in there once calling those twins IVF 1 and 2 and they jumped all OVER my case with the "twins run in Brad's family" and "you just can't admit two beautiful people love each other and can conceive twins naturally."
*dies*
I may have to pay JJ a visit.
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NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
Sweetas, OBVIOUSLY that is Brad's real hair. He can make his hair grow 4 inches overnight, because let's face it, he can do anything. Well, except grow his balls back.
I read last night that someone said twins run in the Pitt family... ok, well if there was some sort of whatchamacallit in sperm... protein or whatever, wouldn't that promote the division of a single egg, not promote Angie's ovaries from hell to miraculously release another one the minute they fucked?
Boooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THAT RAT ON HIS NOGGIN!
Call PETA! This old bitch is birthing out manufactured puppies!
Angie has a puppy mill in her uterus!
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So, Angelina is with one of the (formerly) hottest guys in Hollywood, and she doesn't want to try to make a baby the old fashioned way? No wonder he looks so beat now. He's not getting any!
I dont get why celebs can't admit they use fertility treatments. It's nothing to be ashamed off.
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I want this bitch to start adopting again.
That way, we always get fun pictures of exotic locales.
Lies!! Next you'll tell me that's not Brad's real hair.