Thursday, July 24th 2008

A Project Runway Love Story

This post has a few spoilers, so close your eyes and count to 20 if you don't want to know anything. Or just go and eat your 5th glazed donut of the day.

Wesley confirmed to People that he's bumping boypussies with fellow "Project Runway" contestant Daniel. There were tons of rumors on the internets that they were dating after both hos changed their MySpace profiles to "in a relationship." They also listed each other as their "Top Friend." Damn, MySpace!

Wesley said, "We met on the show. And we tried to keep it very professional on the show because we were both there for our careers, and we didn’t expect this to come out of it. But I’m really happy.” Damn, those sluts worked fast! Wesley was only one the show for like ten minutes. Hey, you can't deny true love.

They are still together and Wesley said he's shocked that it's such a big deal. Blah...blah... What I really want to know is who's the top and who's the bottom? They probably don't even do sexy times. They get off by sewing shit together and watching fashion TV.

Screw these two! I want to know more about the secret romance between Stella and Terri! They are totally doing it. And by "it" I mean nothing.

P.S. - My favorite part of last night's episode was when Neeeeena Garcia said something like, "Shiny, tight, and short is the quickest way to look cheap." Cut to Heidi Klum wearing something shiny, tight and short. Cat fight!

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Hope he can learn his lesson. Is Snipe single now? I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c

o m""""""" yesterday. It is said he is in relationship with a young woman on that site now.

paris herpes's picture

Nina the HAG only says that because she doesn't HAVE a body like Heidi's...jealous much, Nina?

poo's picture

Meh. They don't do anything for me. (And I'm so over the twink fauxhawk.)

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

frankYKL's picture

Aww they're both soo cute !!! ="D

riverchic's picture

Leatherette: LMAO @ "suck on THAT, Focus on the Family!"

I hate those Bible-thumping motherfuckers!!! Their "headquarters" or whatever the hell it is is 2 hrs. from where I live. Makes me wanna puke...

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by bdcrist on July 24, 2008 - 7:58pm.

he really shouldn't have been voted off. he was so freaking hot.
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shit NO, bring him back!

Leatherette's picture

OH YESSS!!

HOT 'MOMANCE hits the tube!

suck on THAT, Focus on the Family!

he really shouldn't have been voted off. he was so freaking hot.

We wanna see pictures of them kissing!!!

oliver_darque's picture

aaaw! what a shame that wesley left way to early
it would have been so awesome if him and daniel
were in the final three! =[

omg! anyway, daniel is pretty friken cute <3

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laurensav35's picture

OMG MK! i thought the same thing! right after nina said that about short dresses, there was a clip of heidi wearing a dress shorter than any of the dresses on that episode.
im so bummed that wesley was kicked off. he was such a cutie and i was dying to search for hidden love winks b/w him and daniel.

☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆'s picture

OMG!
SERIOUSLY?
WELL THAT GUY WHO GOT ELIMINATED LAST NIGHT IS CUTE.
I MEAN HE HAS THAT PREPPY CLASSY LOOK AND I LIKE THOSE GUYS LOL

DOES ANYONE KNOW THEIR MYSPACE URLS?
I SO WANT TO ADD THEM BOTH LOL

MAYBE A THREE-SOME?

HAHAHA

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

Diego's picture

No, fraid it's not the same thing as saying 'my friends are black' because my father, my biological father, is white. So, to say I am racist agaisnt white people is just beyond lame.

Too bad you need to argue a simple opinion that wasn't directed at you in any way.

Eddie's picture

Jimmy and Diego just need to get a room already geesch

Karen Flatts's picture

Oh, and by the way, Diego-- Jimmy has been a member here for well over a year, and 4 weeks longer than you have. I would hardly call him a troll.

Karen Flatts's picture

Submitted by Diego on July 24, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 24, 2008 - 11:27am.

I love ignorant trolls who have to look for reasons to cause problems on internet message boards. Kind of makes me feel very sorry because your life is clearly pretty empty.

Face it, dude. The white chicks they picked are dull and there are several that all blend together. If you watched the show, you'd know that. You didn't have a problem when I insulted Christian, who's white. Or Blayne, who's white. Or said that Daniel and Wesley are my faves, both white. Oh, but that's right. If you point that out then you prove you're a moron.
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Not picking sides here, but I do have to point out that when you "insulted Christian...Or Blayne...Or said that Daniel and Wesley are my faves..." You didn't feel the need to specifically address that they were white. However, you specifically pointed out that the girls on the show that you felt were boring were "white".

When you throw in an extra descriptor in a sentence like that it, it makes it stand out and seem like you felt the need to call them "boring WHITE girls" when you could have said "boring girls". It would have gotten the same reaction if you had switched it up with black, and I think that was Bocca's point.

It is an over reaction to an innocuous remark? Maybe, but in this day and age, get used to it buddy, just like the rest of us.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Diego bottom line is your original statement was racist. There was absolutely no point in bringing up their race. "Too many boring white girls" if you can't see how that is racist then you are the moron not me. Say that exact line and switch white with black or Hispanic and maybe you'll understand a little better. I guess I can't expect you to understand that concept considering your rebuttal was "I'm not racist half my family is white" ya that is about as comforting as when people say I'm not racist some of my friends are black. Get it?

Diego's picture

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 24, 2008 - 11:27am.

I love ignorant trolls who have to look for reasons to cause problems on internet message boards. Kind of makes me feel very sorry because your life is clearly pretty empty.

Face it, dude. The white chicks they picked are dull and there are several that all blend together. If you watched the show, you'd know that. You didn't have a problem when I insulted Christian, who's white. Or Blayne, who's white. Or said that Daniel and Wesley are my faves, both white. Oh, but that's right. If you point that out then you prove you're a moron.

UFLauren's picture

Wish the one on the right wasn't into cock. I'd so fuck him!!

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Eddie's picture

Blaine should have been given the auf wiedersehen with that diaper

Albino Squirrel's picture

It seems that everyone on this season is looking for their "Christian" moment. Like Suede with his Suede and Gnome with his licious, which makes me want to slap him into next week. I think they are working the personalities too much, and 75% of them are boring, not just the white girls. I would like to see a good designer emerge, but I think this season is a snooze-fest.

PLEASE

there is nothing racist about calling the white girls boring.
NOTHING AT ALL!
Get a clue.

RigaToni's picture

I for one hate the "diversity" factor in choosing contestants. I don't care if all the designers on the show are gay black men, (kind of the opposite of me I mean) or 12 hispanic women... I'm so tired of picking people so they can have "the loud one" and "the bitchy one" and "the one who says 'licious' all the fucking time". I want the best designers so I can watch the designs. I don't care if they're boring people.

The drama comes when the dress is not good even though the designer is brilliant... or when they don't have enough time, or whatever.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

Submitted by Diego on July 24, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 24, 2008 - 11:16am.

Yeah, you're right. I'm racist against half my fucking family. Get a life, dude.

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Obviously if you have to make it a point to mention color. Asshole.

Eddie's picture

For some reason im thinking this whole thing is over anyways when it moves to Lifetime ugh

Diego's picture

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 24, 2008 - 11:16am.

Yeah, you're right. I'm racist against half my fucking family. Get a life, dude.

Winnyfranfran's picture

I wish I had some jelly donuts.
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.

lhommeNikita's picture

oh MK, i love it when u do "Cut to"

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Diego would you feel better if there were more boring black girls on the show? Gees. I guess racism is acceptable when it's about white people.

BobsBB's picture

The thought of those two scissoring has made me heterosexual for at least twenty minutes.

Margo's picture

Yes. People still have MySpace Pages, Albino Squirrel. You wanna be my friend?

StewieGriffin's picture

I'd do the dude on the right, he looks like a good bottom but that's about it. That being said, I wonder which one Lance Bass is going to "date" once they break up?

Diego's picture

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 10:53am.

Suede is wearing Diego out. I keep reading that Blayne wants to be the next Christian and all I can think is why? Why would anyone want to be that fucking annoying? I knew he was going to win, but I still loved Rami and Chris.

PR picks some real douchebags to win this show. I'm thinking if they keep with that both Korto and Blayne have a good chance of walking away with it all.

There are too many boring white chicks on this. I get them all confused. Even the ones with the tattoos. Stella I know already, garbage bag lady, but the others? They're all a blur of Hot Topic and Gap.

yiooooooo's picture

why is neeena on Project runway ??! she is not the editor of elle and who knows they maybe the next D&G two lovers whit their own label , end up breaking up but still work together and made tons of money

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Eddie's picture

Kinda figured this after they cut to Wesley making Daniel's bed one morning.

DeeDee's picture

I bet they knit each other matching ball warmers.

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

Albino Squirrel's picture

Diego - I have this gift where I can pick the winner of any reality show or know the ending on any movie within the first five minutes. The gift and the curse.

My husband is amazed by my talent, and he tries to pick winners and is always dead wrong. The first week he picked the first guy booted off. I am keeping my winnner to myself this season. But here are my thoughts.

Suede thinks Suede is going to win.
Stella is Biff Naked.
Kenley's style only works on psychobillies and gore whores.
Korto is a cry baby. Not everyone loves a mu-mu.

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Submitted by mike on July 24, 2008 - 9:44am.
The hair of the guy on the right bugs me.

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Me, too! Why has the kewpie doll hair thing taken off? It needs to go away FOREVER!!

http://www.myantiquemall.com/kewpielight.jpg

Kewpies did it first - starting in 1909!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kewpie_doll_(toy)

DiamondDawg's picture

I can hardly wait for they very public and humiliating breakup. These two really don't look right together.

and MK, that's the 5th glazed donut IN REHAB. Cuz you know we're all fat and crazy.

Diego's picture

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 10:40am.

Daniel was my favorite from the first few minutes, but Wesley was a close second. He reminded me of a Bret Easton Ellis character. So Less Than Zero last night. I'm gonna be bitter he's gone until Korto and Blayne get theirs.

Maybe Blayne will duck out to go to rehab to kick that nasty sniffing habit of his and they can bring Wesley back.

mike's picture

The hair of the guy on the right bugs me.

Albino Squirrel's picture

Wesley 4eva!

Does anyone know where I can get some Bass nubuck oxfords? I'm starting a fashion revolution, 80's nerd prepster cannot be denied!

I went to school with Wesley, he's an absolute doll!

KD's picture

One of them was eliminated already? Then he's probably using the other. I know, I always look for the best in everyone. :)

Albino Squirrel's picture

Diego - thank you for taking the time to notice Wesley's fashion. He should have been given immunity for the whole season based on that outfit.

JeffreyDahmer's picture

Who cares?

Diego's picture

I am not going to be able to make it through all season. I just see it. Korto should have been gone last night with her fucking fish fins disaster of a dress and Blayne should have been gone last week. But both their annoying asses live on and now there's no more Wesley in shorty shorts. Fuck you, Heidi.

feckless's picture

Didn't Neena just get fired from Elle? Bitch better watch it with the Kluminator.

Albino Squirrel's picture

Um, and did anybody see Wesley's outfit last night at elimination? He's like Ralph Lauren's love child with Todd Oldham styled by Jonathan Adler. Of course he's going to be the object of everyone's affection.

Perezs Fired Stylist's picture

These boys are cute, but this season sucks so far.

Albino Squirrel's picture

People still have Myspace pages?