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File this under: Screech, you make my dreams come true! NY Mag's Vulture reports that Dustin Diamond is writing a "Saved by the Bell" tell-all called "Behind the Bell."
Screech and his ghostwriter, Alan Goldsher, plan to fill the book with stories about "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying." And he's just talking about Mr. Belding in that description. You know that bitch was trouble.
Dustin played Screech for 13 years. He also had a sex tape and almost lost his house. He later confessed to lying about the "losing his house" thing.
Seriously, I don't really like reading books, but I can't wait to read this shit. I hope Screech devotes an entire chapter to A.C. Slater and Zach Morris' private "workout sessions."
In the infamous words of Jesse Spano: "I'm so excited...I'm so excited....I'm sooo....scared."
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
so who DOESN'T have stories like that to tell? NOBODY CARES!!
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For reals. You throw a bunch of teenagers together anywhere doing anything and it'll get crazy. Except mebbe if they're Mormon or something. Are you guys all Mormon in the States?
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Miss American Dream.
This guy is so cynical. Completely soulless.
He's probably proud of it too, thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
so who DOESN'T have stories like that to tell? NOBODY CARES!! Except maybe soccer moms in mom jeans driving a mini-van.
Dustin grew up to be a huge loser. Sex tapes and tell-all books - what talent.
Dustin Diamond is a SCUMBAG. He's a passive-aggressive, arrogant little fuck. He is not above making up scandalous lies to sell his book. I guarantee there will be lawsuits galore over his little memoir.
But I'd still want to read the book.
faaaak
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
13 years as Screech...Yup that will do it to ya.
It will forever boggle my mind as to how Dustin is Mike D from the Beastie Boys brother.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I was watching this show today, and Screech was wearing that exact same shirt in that picture. On a side note, a coffin is too good for this guy. I kind of want to light him on fire.
this was really not worth posting. MK???
Why Jesus? Why?
awesome.
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