Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
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On his knees and covered in meat -- just the way Michael K. likes it.
it puts the A1 on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Finally, proof that there really was a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape: meet their secret love child!
I know that Kid Rock's inspiration for his new album is his hatred for Pamela Anderson, but the new album cover is a bit over the top
First cook meaty vegan Moby then put some A-1 sauce on him and he'll taste great
Looks like Lou Perlman kept a picture of when Justin Timberlake came for his N'sync "screening." ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Submitted by yo momma on July 24, 2008 - 8:01pm.
George Michael wrapped himself in his meat curtains, removed his butt plug and assumed the position for a good ol salad tossing.
LMFAO!!!
Looks like Knox Leon wasn't coming out without takin' a piece of the bitch with him.
During a weird, Scientology head-shaving ritual, Tom Cruise collapses in despair when he realises he can no longer hold a dildo up his ass
George Michael wrapped himself in his meat curtains, removed his butt plug and assumed the position for a good ol salad tossing.
The Lauren "Beef Curtains" Conrad sex tape finally surfaces.
Mmmmmm...man meat.
Wow! Look at the meat curtains on that chick!
Sinéad O'Connor returned to her Irish roots when she realized that nothing compares to corned beef and cabbage.
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
It's a boy!
Joey Lawrence embraces his inner meat packer.
With all the pressure coming at her from the country music scene Jessica Simpson decided to pull a Britney Spears and make a music video called "Real women Wear Meat"
So that's where Meatloaf has been all this time --beefing up.
Hannibal Lector and the Amazing Red Colored Meat Coat
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Yes, the beef curtains match the drapes.
Screw PETA! Id rather wear meat than go naked.
Project Runway Designer wins challenge! Designers were each given a live farm animal with which they had to slaughter and turn it into a red carpet worthy gown. Make it work.
xavier
A VEGAN IN GUANTANAMO BAY
Celebrity Rehab: Deprogramming PETA.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
The Caped Carnivore - now joined by Batman on PETA's superhero shit list.
Now if only someone would go ahead and EAT ME!
With the Producers of Project runway running out of challenge ideas, they resort to actual beef curtians!
After Dancing with the Stars failed to launch his singing career, Joey Lawrence knew he had to step it up a notch to get some gigs.
Jessica Simpson bought one of these in every animal.
"Nooo you idiot, I said you'd be performing in the Tenderloin DISTRICT tonite !"
Lauren Conrad debuts her fall line, using her own body as inspiration.
Yo soy la Pequena Meatloaf
Uhm, Skirt Steak, My Favorite!
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by P.T.Bull on July 24, 2008 - 4:44pm.
That was just a very rare performance.
Bee-yoo-ti-ful!
I'm bored with you now.
Jessica Simpson took it too far with this dress so Pam Anderson shaved her head and forced her to kneel and worship her PETA shrine
He's singing "Beat It."
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I'm a proud SP!
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That was just a very rare performance.
He puts the lotion in the basket.
Jessica Simpson got Tony Romo a new coat... 'cause she's a real girl.
Pam Anderson to comment shortly.
*****
I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
...since Subway has Jarod, the Atkins Diet unleashed their own secret weapon, Fajita Jim...
Nick Hogan just turned 18... this is what he looks like to the prisoners he'll be now joining. Fresh meat mmmmmmmm.
Dang, I thought Moby was a vegan.
Submitted by mahaatma on July 24, 2008 - 4:11pm.
...people were so quick to judge the pit bull guilty, but I say Derek was asking for it...
I LURVE IT!!!
I'm bored with you now.
PETA had a collective stroke and died when they saw the whole band.
Bill Gates thought Microsoft had a strange disciplinary reputation until he saw what PETA does to their employees
...people were so quick to judge the pit bull guilty, but I say Derek was asking for it...
K-Fed cannot hide his contentment at finding an excellent substitute for Britney's meat curtains.
All of Joan Rivers left over pieces.
On the next episode of Celebrity Sex Secrets, bedroom games with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
When I said I wanted "Sugar in the Raw" with my coffee, this is NOT what I had in mind.
ashleemint