Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
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Wow! And here, I thought it was so far up my ass, I would have to have it surgically removed.
"Justin Timberlake in the revival of Gone With The Wind: Through the Beef Curtains is a revelation says this reviewer."
UHMM... EWW!
WAS HE ALSO IN AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL LAST CYCLE?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Another reason Matthew McConaughey should keep his shirt on
...the guy who smokes the meat rope ramps it up a notch...
They finally took Moby's dick away from him.
News From The PETA Fashion Show:
The Beef Jacket for men was not nearly as popular as the Sausage Trousers for women.
Do you know how much Carne Asada I could have made with all that steak? NVM, call the neighbours, I am getting out the flame thrower
After being denied the Batman role, Vin Diesel ripped his own skin, leaving his flesh at plain sight.
Wow! Cristiano Ronaldo really did evolve to leather skin.. then took tanning another step too far.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.....HAHA
Yet another glorious escape from wonky's beef curtains!!
One minute you're living in the dumpster behind Wonky's plastic surgeon, the next minute you're wearing her discarded excess labia folds.
Who is this other peaches who keeps sending pics, It's not me! I don't want everyone getting confused!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Lindsey Lohan's leggings have done so well that they've made a fashion line inspired by what's IN BETWEEN Lindsey Lohan's legs.
Kirstie Alley said she'd fuck him under one condition & one condition only... that she gets to lick ALL the A1 Steak Sauce off herself.
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I mean the guy knew Tommy Girl loved muscle daddies, but come on, this is a bit much.
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The raw sex diet.
epekia
Blake: "My name is Blake and I am an addict"
"Amy ... they beat my meat"
I'd Fuck me, I'd fuck me hard
...and now Ladies and Gentlmen, we present "MEATPOLE".
Finally! A pair of beef curtains to rival Wonky's!
That's what happens when you wait that long for a bris.
Want to know what Andre Agassi does off the court?
How now, Brown cow?
Chris Daughtry in “Joseph and the Amazing Clitoris Dreamcoat”
Beef Jerk-off
This is what you call Meat on a Dick.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Thanks El B! From the Master, I take that as high praise! Later too!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Marcus models the latest in Lauren Conrad's line for men...beef curtains.
Yes! I have my shirt now where are my pants??
Everyone at the BBQ was fine with the host's unique serving display of the steaks.
They left, however, when he knelt down and began dispensing the hot dogs.
I'm bored with you now.
In the new Fall lineup, a meat dress to go with your bacon bra.
Meh. That's what he gets for sleeping with paris without a condom.
So that's what happened to the singer from Live, he's now doing where's the beef commercials
WOW!
NOW THAT'S A ROSEBUD A FISTER SHOULD BE PROUD OF!!!!
glamhop kid.fierce
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 24, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Hey El B, I shot a kidney through my nose from your winning comment! You devious Bastard!
Well, i shot my pancreas outta my rectum from your winner tonight! You'd Bettter get a podium place !! :o)
Goodnight all you clowns!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
It's so nasty. Why do I eat meat?
That's one heavy meat curtain!
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Meat Coat.
Sienna Millers CGI bush escapes from the studio.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Just one last jab to Carrie,Jessica Simpson starts a new line of clothes.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Prehistoric episodes of project runway include this fashionable find
No animals were harmed in the making of this jacket
You know Brit Brit is gonna need this in every color.
Gives a whole other meaning to "slap some meat on me baby!"
Hey El B, I shot a kidney through my nose from your winning comment! You devious Bastard!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Man meat, meat man.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on July 24, 2008 - 6:45pm.
All in the same week, the dry cleaners lost Bob's only good suit, his girlfriend left him and became a militant Vegan, and even his dog began to ignore him. Well Bob had a plan. Maybe not a great plan, but a plan.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You fool. Superb! Winner!
btw-ta for the shout on yesterdays! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Project Runway: The Bovine Challenge!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
"Whos got the Grey Poupon?"
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
All in the same week, the dry cleaners lost Bob's only good suit, his girlfriend left him and became a militant Vegan, and even his dog began to ignore him. Well Bob had a plan. Maybe not a great plan, but a plan.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 24, 2008 - 5:00pm.
It will wear the beef coat or it will get the chicken head again.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
Damn, a kidney just shot out my nostril!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”