Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
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Andre Agassi thought they asked him to play in the mixed grill at Wimbledon.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Filet Mign-John
The ONE thing on me that wouldn't eventually rot, and it just fell off!
American Idol - Behind the Scenes provides some rare footage.
WTF? I’m demanding my money back, that’s not Jason, and that sure as hell isn’t his Technicolor dreamcoat.
What a Hammy actor, he's dropped his microphone!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Joey Lawrence's interpretive dance to Diana Ross's "Upside Down." "Upside down, Boy, you turn me
Inside out, And round and round..."
WTF are you staring at bitch? This is much better than the last Scientolocreepy ritual I did last week when I had to wrap some of TommyGirl's pube's around my penial region and my nuts turned purple and fell off! Just lick-it, suck-it, f*ck-it and move on.
so an LC sex tape does exist..
Finally, proof that AngieJo's meat curtains will eat a man alive.
Lauren Conrad completes her latest fashion, the Beef Jacket from her excess beef curtains.
Arise Sir Loin!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
At The Hills Picnic someone always picks "behind the curtains" during hide-and-seek.
The von Trapp children just don't have the heart to let Maria know, it's time to stop.
Much to the back up dancer's dismay, during his shining moment in Tommy Girl's new broadway musical, "Zenu Of The Opera," he realized that he forgot to take out his Scientology Barley Scented Big Brother Shock Vibe 3000 before opening night.
"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
what happened to Moby?
It wasn't exactly 'Spamalot,' but it had some very tender moments.
PETA protester!
jgm22
Ravi could not find the place where you put the battery so he started to meditate.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
And I thought pork was the other white meat.
Tommy Lee decided to buy Pam something shes never had, fresh meat.
On the Price is Right: Instead of playing to win a car, Jeff was playing to beat his meat. Come on down!!!
is that the guy from live?
Release the hounds!
Beef yourself!
jgm22
Pamela Anderson called him a "bitch" and a "whore" right after she fucked him.
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"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
I can see the headline now "Project Runway Love Story".. oops that one was already used today.
Joey Lawrence and his new beefy T-shirt were the talk of the Blossom reunion when he took the podium.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Donnatella's new line stinks! It's LITERALLY going to collect flies!
jgm22
Guess this means Mario Lopez isn't biggest beefcake on Broadway anymore!
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me
Background music: "...Wild Horses..."
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You never go ass to mouth!
The winner of project subway in his heifer couture!
jgm22
Real girls eat meat?????
Welcome to sunny Guantanomo Bay's dog training program!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Mr. Jay had to sacrifice himself (metaphorically?)
by wrapping himself in meat and shaving his head
because TyTy was seriously having the munchies
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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wow tyra will stop at nothing to secure that reality show Emmy nomination
i thought he said he would meet me, not meat me!
jgm22
Get on your knees when you meat your maker!
Sir Loin’s emotional rendition of “Tenderize My T-bone” had the audience wanting more.
:P
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
No, really I am actually Vegan.
CertifiedRANDOM
In a little known Scientology ritual, Tom Cruise dons a meat suit as he prays to Xenu to turn his dildo into the "real thing."
How cannibals see the world!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I'll provide two big, puffy, soft buns for that meat sandwich.
K-Fed cannot hide his relief at finding a suitable replacement for Britney's beef curtains.
The guy's built like a side of beef!
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Although I began to understand his irrational fear of frying pans, I still thought he was a nut.
RamenNoodles, how FREAKY is that? LMAO
We were both zoning in on Joey....WHOA!!! :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I started picking at this scab and just got carried away...
when he told me he had BIG meat, I couldn't wait to go home with him...little did I know he meant this...
dc's finest
Matthew McConaughey's #1 fan.
Hi! Nice to meat you.