Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
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The Anti-Christ of PETA has risen!!!!!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Real men WEAR meat.
Lauren Conrad added a new collection to her line, she now designs men's clothing, "The Beefy Collection".
What about vegetables? That's what Food eats.
My boyfriend, always trying to impress me!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
That'll teach him for riding a crotch rocket wearing just a Speedo and a helmet!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Fur? I would rather go Meat
http://thebutcherblog.com/index.php suggests "Why Isn't He Wearing Any Pants."
I've heard of edible underwear, but this is ridiculous!
jgm22
I knew power bottom Joey Lawrenrence was trying to prove a point by wearing that tan bandana, but DAMN! We get it Joey, you love man meat!!
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs."
OK Joey Lawrence, we GET it. You like T-Bones.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Lauren Conrad decides to release a secondary fashion line, capitalizing on her nickname.
"dear god,please let the wearing of this magic meat bless me in the man meat department. i have a date tonight."
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That was one hell of a dick slap.
Full Meatal Jacket.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
Cover photo for the new best-seller "How to Meat People".
Leftovers from Madonnas latest vaginal rejuvination procedure.
I always wondered what Ronald McDonald looked like out of costume and relaxing.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
When Paris went in for her annual gyno exam, the doctor found an actual LIVE man stuck in the huge folds of her beef curtains.
You would be on your knees, praying, too if Sienna's hypnotic vagina chose you as its next victim
It's so obviously a Louis Vuitton knock off! Jeez!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Prison Break, Season 4: Episode "Fresh Meat"
Donger Farm's: The finest meat aged to perfection. It is frequently tenderized during episodes of "The Hills" and has a 100% customer satisfaction guarentee.
Praise Meatjus! All hail the meaty lord.
after sleeping with paris, lindsay and an olsen he had to be scrubbed
jv76
Wentworth Miller, you do NOT need to resort to that level of degradation! You are already a hot piece of meat to many, males and females alike!
Ii'll do anything, but please no more Mama Mia viewings!
It puts the microphone in the basket!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
See I wasn't lying when I said I had a big piece of meat on Craigslist.
"It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again"
Broadways less than popular musical "Joseph and the Amazing Tender Cut Beef-Roast"
Pam Anderson is going to have a cow when she sees this.
Timberlake has his wardrobe malfunction moment.
so that's what spencer meant when he said LC had huge beef curtains
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him.
I love being wrapped in a warm set of meat curtains!
That cow shouldn't have looked Chuck Norris in the eye.
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What's gross and bloody and only comes once a month?
New from the Jessica Simpson clothing line "Real Women Eat Meat" edition
I see that LC decided to expand her fashion line to include jackets to match the curtains....
Dave Beckham is now determined to shed his nice guy image by wearing the meats of a thousand kittens.
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Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
This will distract them PETA bastards from my beloved Batman!
We promise this will repel Pamela Anderson or your money back guaranteed! Call now and you'll also get the Sienna Miller mosquito bite spray. It is proven to prevent your breasts from shriveling up and becoming flappy mosquito bites just like Sienna's. All for 3 easy payments of $69.69!
The only way Daughtry can get people to come to his show is to lure Claymates with large slabs of beef.
And still, Jesse Metcalfe couldn't get even the dog to play with him.
He only hopes that dogs don't know it's not bacon.
***BITCHIN'!***
No… No… I can't put another mic up my ass. Please Simon… Don't I don't want to put another mic up my ass.
Ed Gein's wet dream.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
But does the beef jacket match the beef curtains?
Meatloaf's younger, leaner, hotter brother, Slim Jim.
The winning bidder for Angelina's placentas is overcome with emotion. Proceeds will go to charity.