Friday, July 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini
Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter
Thanks Peaches
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Rocker Meatloaf's Italian cousin, Carpaccio.
"Real girls eat meat" was the mantra running through David's mind as he begged for mercy on the stage of American Idol: Roman Colosseum Night upon learning his fate for elimination was being fed to a starving Jessica Simpson.
C'mere baby,
I'll beat your meat,
I'll engulf you in my curtains,
Moist and sweet.
I'll do what you want,
I aim to please,
Just one thing I ask,
Please don't cut the cheese!
So, THATS what's behind the beef curtain.
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monkeys + guns = hilarity
Sadly, after this picture was taken, he stuck a corn cob in his ass, a bell pepper in his mouth and started running towards the BBQ
George Michael drops to his knees when presented with his very of Meat Jacket
"Don't come cryin to me cuz you got the hoof and mouth fungus"! I told your dumb a$$ not to go home with that meat sack"!
Jessica Simpson's soul mate prepares to be sacrificed to the PETA Gods.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Chris Daughtry,still bitter at being voted off American Idol, proves to winner Carrie Underwood that real mean not only eat beef, they wear it too!
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
When I told El B that I wanted to envelope him in my moist meat curtains, this isn't quite what he had in mind...
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Beefalicious!
Finally, the proof that Tom Cruise didn't eat Suri's placenta is released.
The resulting media furore doesn't have the positive effect he'd hoped, however.
The secret PETA initiation ceremony begins...
When I told El B that I wanted to envelope him in my moist soft pink folds, this isn't quite what he had in mind...
Homage to the King O'Caption This!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
I am trying to work on something that contains the phrase "meat curtain" but nothing is coming to me.
I suck at Caption This.
Where's El Bastardo!?!?!?!?!?!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb's submission to the first Project Runway challenge was not appreciated by the judges.
Although I had eaten the ass pockets, well done of course, it was the tossed salad that was worth going back for.
hugs y'all
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His x-rated performance as Beef StrokingOff
A couple more days in the sun and Chris Daughtry will be able to claim the title as the World's 2nd Man with Fuzzy Beef Flaps.
A Tommy Girl Wet Dream...Meat on Meat
Beef, It's What's For Dinner
Hot Beef Injection
What a Ham!
This is not the kind of beefcake revue I was looking for.
Now that's what I call a meat market
Stripped of his butt plug and now tenderized, Ricco laments.
Tom Cruise is trying to save your soul.
Cris Judd continues to get JLo's leftovers - after all, she only uses the fur.
Ever since his circumcision, Joey Lawrence has longed for his own meat jacket
That Vegan thing just didn't work out, huh?
Damn this must be the revised version of the Atkins Diet book.
You so ugly, yo momma had to make you wear a steak jacket just so the dogs would play with ya!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
In Soviet Russia the food eats YOU!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
That's the last time I buy off the rack.
I'm glad my tube steak is neatly tucked away under my jacket.
I'll have the meat and two bean combo, please.
Chuck Meat
♪ ♫ Don't cry for me Argentine Beef! ♪ ♫
Gawd Britney, put on some fucking underwear!
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What's a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowin fuckin karate??
Alright, now Sharon Stone has taken it too far.
Hey, some men truly do worship the meat wallet.
-"I'm not just a piece of meat!"
-"Sorry Wentworth Miller, but to me you are"
This is NOT what I had in mind when I told you I wanted to beat your meat!
Like anybody's surprised to see Timberlake swaddled in shredded beef and looking longingly at a phallic object.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
All of a sudden, I have an insatiable craving for Mongolian Beef.
I've heard of Brangeloonie worship, but paying homage to the twins' afterbirth is going way too far.
Mmmm, looking at that makes me hungry.
Joey Lawrence prepares for his role as Buffalo Bill in the new stage musical of Silence of the Lambs.
The Trollsens have ordered one each.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Please come eat me Mr. Tiger, I am not worthy.