Friday, July 25th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!

Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guinness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world. - Sweetas

Runners-up:

A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection. - Amberghini

Everyone knows Chyna has a huge clit, but what really impressed David was when she wrapped her roast beef curtains around him. - TFBuckFutter

Thanks Peaches

Posted by: Michael K


Sharon Stone's leftovers.

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

The C word's picture

Submitted by mrsryan on July 24, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Joey Lawrence and the Amazing Technicolor Meat Coat.
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Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Maybe J Lo's manny should've taken the part in his contract about "getting his skin ripped off for minor infractions" a little more seriously.

CollinK's picture

This puts a whole new spin on beating your meat.

Jerkygirl's picture

Angus felt strangely comfortable in his meat shirt.

True Life: I love Sausage Fest.

Conky's picture

Justin Timberlake realizes he may have stepped over the line when trying to get PETA to notice him.

eljay's picture

Jessica Simpson sends Carrie Underwood a personalized apology.

Euphoria's picture

The Brangelina child that they decided to "selectively reduce."

Stoney's picture

I had sex with Paris Hilton and all I got was these lousy beef curtains.

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Joey Lawrence and the Amazing Technicolor Meat Coat.

Jerkygirl's picture

Beef-it's what's for dinner.

Euphoria's picture

Sweet Jeebus, Paris has Andre Agassi caught in her rancid beef curtains!

HEATHER
EAT ME!

DiamondDawg's picture

another comment - i hate those performance art thingys in abandoned warehouses in san francisco. stoopid.

Pleased to meat you.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

It will wear the beef coat or it will get the chicken head again.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

eljay's picture

I told you I couldn't wait to meat your mother.

Amberghini's picture

A model trips on the runway as he shows off a piece from the Sharon Stone Collection.

Jerkygirl's picture

Yoo hoo, who's looking for Man Meat???????????

The C word's picture

Guaranteed not to be stolen by Lindsay Lohan.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Sweetas's picture

Thanks to PETA, he doesn't wear fur.

missy's picture

Meat me at Bloomies. You need a new jacket.

:p
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Sweetas's picture

Can you believe it? This guy actually knocked Paris out of the Guiness Book for most disgusting meat curtains in the world.

DiamondDawg's picture

no caption - just a comment. I hope this was a peta thing and not performance art.

kdracofan's picture

Yo! you got 'beef' with me?!

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