Thursday, July 24th 2008
One Is Enough
What are the hos at Madam Tussauds trying to do? TyTy Baby already has one of these creepy things in DC and now she has another one in NYC! The out of control beast known as TyTy's ego is going to explode from all the dick stroking. If her head gets any bigger, her forehead could double as JFK's newest terminal.
They didn't do TyTy any favors with this new wax statute. Not only does it look like it's smiling with its eyes, but it also looks like it's smiling with its wax peen too. That thing is trannylicious. Oooh...TyTy is going to be happy.
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Is it just me, or does she look like a life-sized Bratz doll?
Well, at least they got her weave right (or the way she'd like it to be).
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on m'illionaire d'ating s'ite "M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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CHOLA
O, I know why! THIS one is Bitchy Ty Ty! The other one was Nice:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
That's going to be in my nightmares. It seems like it's going to move then it just stands there, smiling with her eyes. Gives me the fucking willys. *Shuddering*
Your face!
looks like they sprayed cheap carroty fake tanner on top of all that mess
Do they allow propane torches at these wax museums? What? Just asking...in case I get hungry, and want to make...oh, I don't know a creme brulee...chocolate creme brulee...that smiles with its eyes? Uh-uh...Zoo officials....Must dash...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
At first I thought it was Creamora Simmons, or whatever the hell her name is. Ick.
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I love twinks! ;)
Looks like Ty-Ty got the Amy Winehouse treatment...her neck and chest look HORRIFIC!! This is one shitty wax figure....Amy's was awesome by comparison. Guess you can't get it bad with Amy...anything is an improvement.
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
The hairline is the only thing that looks like the real thing
WTF is up that hairline?
Blech to Tyra.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
MMMM... I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL.
IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE TYRA.
I MEAN TYRA KNOWS HOW TO SMILE WITH HER EYES. THIS STATUE IS LIKE LAUGHING AT TYRAS EYES.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Even the fake boobs look horribly fake...just like real life!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Anybody got a blow torch handy?
The hair on that mannequin looks more real than Tyra's wigs.
ty ty will be pissed when she see the wig line around her face. and they have it perfectly too.
AAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! No need for clones of this bitch!
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
Wow, they even made the wig obvious on the wax figure. You have to admire that much attention to detail.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Actually, upon closer inspection, especially along the faux-tan hair line, this is a perfect recreation.....of Jay Manuel!
Seriously, look at one, and then the other.
Well, this wax figure is off about 4 inches on her 6-head. Poor bitch.
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oklahoma:
When I get my female to male op, I'll make sure I ask for the "Robin Special."
Uh, it doesn't even look like Tyra. It looks more like her tranny sister Kimora Lee Simmons.
*crashes short bus into the side of a wallmart*
WOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO THE TARDS ARE LOOSE IN WALMARTS!
Run Forest Ruuuuuuuuuun!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Collorius... ShortBus.. the only short I see is your dick trying to hang in your Robin costume, And we all know about Robin.. *snickers*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Collorius on July 24, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Im not a kid on the short bus im the driver!!!
Helllllllooooooooo!
*opens door to short bus, signals for you to hop on and enjoy a cookie*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo's gonna beat a bitch down, Bratz style.. I got her back too, Strawberry Shortcake style,, Even tho I hate red.. *shudders*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Whaaaaaaaa how yo ass dont know the bitche sin NYC aint from the fucking UK?
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In no way, shape, or form was I comparing the two NATIONS against each other.
So let me put this clearly for the kids on the short bus. Amy on display in London = good. Tyra in New York = bad.
The artists could be from fuckin' Timbuktu for all I know, I was just trying to say that they obviously didn't bust of their A Team to work on Tyra.
You all beat me to the wig comments!
They got the wig right LOL
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Submitted by Collorius on July 24, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Obviously the artists in London are far superior to those in NYC.
Whaaaaaaaa how yo ass dont know the bitche sin NYC aint from the fucking UK?
What a fucking strange topic to be US vs UK on?
whaaaaa?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yes, LoLo. good times indeed.. them damn durr stupid beeethees.. All spilling my coffe at the cafe cause they grannie panties ride up and get caught on their elbow.. Its not MY fault.. Stop blaming me..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I like the emphasis on the wig outline w/ make-up/powder and all.. NICE!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 2:17pm.
well she is one stupid bitch.
Months ago i posted on a Tyra thread that i thought she was stupid bitch and some OTHER stupid bitch was all like, Oh o you dient I LIKE TYRA"
And I was all like, " Mmm K then you is a stupid bitch too durrr"
Then i sat in my chair and laughed at all the stupid bitches.
Good times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
They should have done her in her "Kiss my big fat ass..." pose.
Obviously the artists in London are far superior to those in NYC. Amy Winehouse's looked amazing (well, as amazing as Amy could look after a few facials and laying off the crackpipe) but this one, geeze! I really looks like they weren't even trying. It totally looks Trannyliscious, and I don't think that irony is lost on ANYONE!
LMAO that girl in the museum standing by creepy lady wax coot, is the same size as an adult, Tyra is just so over-sized, that girl looks like a lil kid..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Is that Angie with a bad tan?
Actuallly, it looks like Mr. Jay has been playing in Tyra's closet and make-up bag.
HA! Lolo, I was thinking the same thing.. she has the "bitch!" look in her eyes just like the real one..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
It looks nothing like her...her big, fat, stupid mouth is closed.
Do they do mail-order? I'd like to buy one as a house-warming gift for Joel McHale.
why? why do they make these? any of them?
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"
Ewww look her wax figure looks like stupid bitch too!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Seriously, my first thought was "WTF is that?"
Tyra should ask the people who makes these where they get their weave tape. The hairline on this one looks better than her busted weave.
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