Thursday, July 24th 2008

The FBI Has Anne Hathaway's Diaries

The FBI raided Raffey Follieri's Trump Tower apartment and took a ton of shit including Anne Hathaway's private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.

The FBI hope Anne's diaries and the other shit can help build their case against Raffey. Raffey was charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering for pretending to be the CFO of the Vatican in order to do a bunch of hood rat stuff.

Raffey is still in jail and Anne wants nothing to do with him. She's changed all her phone numbers and hasn't spoken to him since she dumped his ass days before his arrest.

There's probably nothing major in those diaries. Anne Hathaway is every shade of boring. Her entries probably look like this:

"Dear Diary,

No matter what I do I can't get this awful fish taste out of my mouth. I've tried brushing with baking soda, rinsing with vinegar and nothing. It just won't go away and people are starting to ask questions. I know I could stop eating fish, but I just love the taste. I'll ask Heather Matarazzo what to do. She'll know.

Love, Kisses and Sushi,
Annie

P.S. - I think my beard might be stealing from the pope or something. I'm not sure."

Posted by: Michael K


gdubs's picture

i bet she made them burn the pages where she professes her love for me.

She looks so beautiful. . I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.

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she is really beautiful.i like her

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

That picture of her is down right awful. I dont like her anymore, used to be she is real shady. She was down with all the hood rat shit her man was doing, she was living the dream. Then she felt the heat and bounced like any shady bitch would do. She was down for the fun, sun, yachts and European getaways but she wasn't down enough to stick around. Skeezer.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 25, 2008 - 12:41am
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Males refuse to grow up??? You jest surely!

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Well kids, I'm off to sleep.
Dreamboat's licky face up there is giving me the heebie jeebies. LOL
Have a great night everyone. And thanks for the kind words. It really means a lot to me. :)
Give your furkids extra hugs and kisses.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 25, 2008 - 12:45am.

I know the feeling, unfortunately. Hugs to you.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Hi Team Valtrex!
Thanks for the kind words. :)
I miss him so much. :(

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Sheeps, LMAO!
OMG, he IS a boy!! hahaha
You know, that's funny you say that about insurance. I just got a pamphlet about health insurance for dogs from my vet, and it says the whole family can join! lol It just made me think about the good laugh me and my husband had, because it said it covered things like hair restoration, weight loss, and hair removal, all of which my REGULAR insurance doesn't cover. lololol
Doggie insurance sounds pretty good. :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Hi, Mel, sorry to hear about your baby. :(

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Hi, Mel! My guy is sweet and, like many males, refuses to grow up. He's more work than a teenage kid and his bills aren't covered by insurance.

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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

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Hey Oklahoma, I know you are probably gone for the night, but thanks for the special thoughts. :)
It means a lot.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Hi Sheeps! :)
Awww, I love Golden Retrievers. They are sweethearts.
I just want people to be aware, that's all. I'm glad they see it and ask about it. I hope they remember to take precautions if they are ever given this medication for their pets.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Hi celine...:)
My yellow lab passed away about three weeks ago from liver/kidney failure and internal bleeding. We are pretty sure it was from the Rimadyl, as he was very healthy before he went on it (for arthritis).
About a month after he started taking it, he became extremely ill and within about four days of exhibiting his first symptom of Rimadyl toxicity (vomiting blood), he died. It happened so fast. I wasn't aware that there were a million lawsuits against the company that makes the drug, with most of the claims being that the dogs were left with either paralysis of the hind legs, irreversible, permanent damage to internal organs or death.
I was never given information on this drug or warned of the potential harmful side effects by my veterinarian. It is especially risky in certain breeds, such as Labrador/Golden Retrievers.
I just want pet owners to be aware of the dangers this drug presents. For some reason, many vets are very nonchalant when dispensing this drug, and it needs to stop.
If you want to learn more about it, please google 'Rimadyl poisoning' or 'Rimadyl Toxicity' and a lot of horrifying information will come up.
Sorry to rant, but I don't want this to happen to anyone else. It's devastating and unecessary. I wish I had known about this before giving it to my dog.

Here is a website with some claims from owners who lost their furbabies to this poison.

http://www.arthritis-cats-dogs.com/dogs/rimadyl-stories.html

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Thanks, Mel. I have a Golden, so I'll watch out. Sorry about your baby.

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“She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has. We went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

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Submitted by angel_i on July 24, 2008 - 9:40pm.

muppet face! that's exactly what she has...
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angel_i's picture

LOL@letinstar:

I know right? She has a HUMONGOUS muppet face.

It looks kinda cute in a movie (i have a little princess at home, ok?) but everywhere else it's just an assault.

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ooof...there's alot of eyes, lips and pastiness coming at me...
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Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Um, who over the age of seven keeps a diary?

Anne Frank?

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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."

Leatherette's picture

sometimes she looks soooo purty, sometimes she looks like what Michael Jackson sees in the mirror

Little miss's picture

Bulgy eyes has a clown makeup.

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Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 24, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Um, who over the age of seven keeps a diary?
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That's right, bitch should be "journaling" at her age ;-)...
Ugh, unless you are interesting or scandalous, don't write your shit down, K? Cuz uh, no one cares...
Oh, and by interesting, I mean, bitch fighting sharks for your life or eating people to survive after some plane crash in a remote location and shit, I don't mean crap like your lame ass poetry inspired by Opraheque spiritual awakenings. Who gives a fuck????? Every soccer mom in Iowa can fart out that shit.
And by scandalous, there better be at least one felony and a couple of gang-bangs involved or it's just a regualr Saturday night in my hood...

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Albino Squirrel's picture

Um, who over the age of seven keeps a diary?

TheBreakdown's picture

Anne's people most certainly did not approve this pic.

She's been fighting hard as of late to hide the lesbo ooying out of her!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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paris herpes's picture

I'm so glad she's not smiling with those big teefs of hers. Looks like she's gonna eat you when she does that...her face has a weird texture to it too. Looks like putty...

Your face!

EatYourVeggies's picture

Anne's face looks like the exact same texture of day-old mozarella cheese.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 4:56pm.

It was an awesome movie and I will use any excuse I can to look at the wonderful Harry Connick, Jr. (although they really hillbillied him up for this part!)

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 1:53pm.

Not familar witht that movie, Euphoria. I will look it up, however.
I am an information specialist.

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

Euphoria's picture

Mrs. K, every time I look at your merkin, it makes me think of that line from the movie Copycat where Harry Connick, Jr. asks Sigourney Weaver to send him a pair of her "squirrel covers!" LOL!

oklahoma's picture

Bwahahahah Mrs K.. Well Hot Damn, That Merkin is some hotness.. I want to dye my natural un kempt bush that color, and attach feathers and beads to it.. So hopefully one day strangers will want to blow on it, too! Oh to dream!!

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Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Mrs Kravitz.. If I may say so.. I want to blow on that purty Merkin of yours!! *ffffffff*
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that feels good don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, DON'T STOP!!!!!
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

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Mrs Kravitz.. If I may say so.. I want to blow on that purty Merkin of yours!! *ffffffff*

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Along with her skeezy boyfriend, she needs to get rid of her make-up "artist" as well. S/he ain't doing Annie any favors there.
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Euphoria's picture

MK, you totally stole that bit about Heather Matarazzo from me! That's okay, I'll share and I forgive you! (I really do think they have/are/might be bumping uglies.)

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

He wasn't her beard, he was her merkin.

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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.

NYC_Lady's picture

She looks like a wax figure in that picture. It's starting to scare me. She's starting to look old and she's only in her 20s.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

She's treading onto Britney Murphy territory with that look. Or Liza Minelli. I can't decide which. All three of them hooked up with real assholes too, strangley enough.

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she has fabulous hair <3

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I don't know why but I think she is going to age horribly just like Sarah Jessica Parker. I think Natalie Portman will also suffer the too skinny and scrawny hands and features like horsey faced Parker.

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did anyone think that she could be a spy?

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LMFAO!
HER "DIARY" IS SO FUNNY
OMG I SERIOUSLY THINK SHE IS NOT ENTERTAINING AT ALL.
I THINKS HE NEEDS TO START HANGING OUT WITH REAL PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY OR PARIS LINDAY.
THAT WAY WE CAN HAVE SOMETHNG TO SAY ABOUT HER.
CAUSE SERIOUSLY,
I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN RIGHT NOW
IM JUST TYPING SOMETHNG.

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

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Oh Hey MelTang..*looks into sky* *prays for you*

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MargeAggedon's picture

She gets the double thumbs up from me. That is the way you dump a useless bitch! Drop his ass as the cops swoop in and forget his name.
I'm not a huge fan of hers but I like her style LOL!

She should reward herself with a trip to a tropical country and a boytoy rental for the weekend.

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Mel-Tang

why does your sig say rimadyl kills?? my vet just gave me that to give to my puppy who is sick...ahhh now im nervous!!

peaches's picture

Kind of Ironic she was in those princess diaries movies now, huh.

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Anne Hathaway is like a pork n' beans version of a Winona Ryder steak.

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Dear Diary,

today I ballistic on the CBOT floor and told my boss to go Eff himself. I then wrote "Boot Licker" on his head with a Sharpie.

I then celebrated with cup of Chamomille Tea and a blueberry scone.

Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Love,
Stocky

Mel-Tang's picture

Thanks MK. Anne's diary entries are working wonders for my diet.
Please keep them coming around lunch and dinner.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Karen Flatts's picture

Frito and Diamond Dawg-- I found the Anne Hathaway troll doll:

http://z.about.com/d/collectdolls/1/0/Q/X/trolls06f.jpg