Thursday, July 24th 2008

The FBI Has Anne Hathaway's Diaries

The FBI raided Raffey Follieri's Trump Tower apartment and took a ton of shit including Anne Hathaway's private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.

The FBI hope Anne's diaries and the other shit can help build their case against Raffey. Raffey was charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering for pretending to be the CFO of the Vatican in order to do a bunch of hood rat stuff.

Raffey is still in jail and Anne wants nothing to do with him. She's changed all her phone numbers and hasn't spoken to him since she dumped his ass days before his arrest.

There's probably nothing major in those diaries. Anne Hathaway is every shade of boring. Her entries probably look like this:

"Dear Diary,

No matter what I do I can't get this awful fish taste out of my mouth. I've tried brushing with baking soda, rinsing with vinegar and nothing. It just won't go away and people are starting to ask questions. I know I could stop eating fish, but I just love the taste. I'll ask Heather Matarazzo what to do. She'll know.

Love, Kisses and Sushi,
Annie

P.S. - I think my beard might be stealing from the pope or something. I'm not sure."

Posted by: Michael K


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@CTH
I love your siggy!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

oklahoma's picture

Oh snap they stole the bitches princess diary????
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haha, And her feather pen she writes w/..O Ew,, Don't pick that up w/out gloves, Mr. FBI man. Smelly, sticky!! Tickle me in naughty places..

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Next time Anne needs a beard, she should consult Tommy Girl. He will show you how to keep a bitch in check. Just a dash of brainwashing and a pinch of blackmail, easy!

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I agree CTH...she is a very pretty girl.

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MK loves to post the shittiest pics.
she's really pretty, in my opinion.

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I don't care what anyone says. She is funny looking

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Hasnt she learned?? Never keep a diary!!

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She's lost a lot of weight since he was arrested and it's not flattering. She does have that Liza Minelli googly-eyed look.

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Unfortunate picture is right - she looks like she's next in line to play the Joker.

I saw her in "Becoming Jane" last night...meh.

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She should use this as a head shot if they ever remake Mommie Dearest"

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@KarenFlatts:
I remember those troll dolls

That makeup and hair is making her look like all kinds of old lady. Gross. She's like 25 or something right? She's always dressed like she's 49 or something.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Love, Kisses and Sushi,
Annie

P.S. - I think my beard might be stealing from the pope or something. I'm not sure."

LMAO!
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She sure can pick 'em.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 24, 2008 - 11:38am.
she looks just like one of those troll dolls with the giant eyes and the creepy lips in that picture. You know, the ones they would make for the end of your pencil that you could rub back and forth between your hands and the hair would get all crazy???
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Erm, NO. I don't remember those. What state did they have them in? I hate it when I miss a bit of Americana.

parissucksliterally's picture

right Sheeps? she had NO problem living the high life with him!

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Submitted by angry mom on July 24, 2008 - 11:36am.
that is an unofrtunate picture of her

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No kidding. And look! they did the makeup all the way down her neck but skipped her chest. Stoopid.

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Sweet Jesus-- she looks just like one of those troll dolls with the giant eyes and the creepy lips in that picture. You know, the ones they would make for the end of your pencil that you could rub back and forth between your hands and the hair would get all crazy??? Creepy...

Oh, so she'll be returning all the stuff she got with the stolen money and reimbursing the investors for the trips to San Tropez?

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Oh wow. I was beginning to think Annie was untouchable. She's had an air of arrogance about her since The Devil Wears Prada...

Brokeback Mountain was playing all last weekend on cable (when the Batman movie opened). I saw Brokeback when it first came out and I didn't see it again until last weekend - that's when I realized that the gal that Jake's character marries is ANNE HATHAWAY. She was so totally awesome in that movie!!

But I must say, it doesn't look like she's going to age well (from what I'm seeing in this picture!)

Apologies for the treatise on nothing. I'm pretty lonely at work these days.

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that is an unofrtunate picture of her

LoLo's picture

Oh snap they stole the bitches princess diary????
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Is it just me or can you totally see Anne looking EXACTLY like Liza Minelli when her face starts to drop off to the sides?

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MK you are so silly...lol
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