Thursday, July 24th 2008
The Queen Of Fake
It doesn't bother me that this tacky bitch is wearing a crown, but it does bother me that she's wearing a crown with that outfit. From the neck up, she's a contestant in a local drag queen pageant. From the neck down, she's a day-shift hooker in Colorado. The two don't go together! Well, at least that fugly crown distracts from her baby poo fake tan and the fat spider legs coming out of her eyes.
Here's Katie Price at a signing for a book she didn't write. I also threw in some pictures of her big gay husband out in about with his butt buddy last night. I think Peter Andre's ring used to belong to Joan Collins.
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I like these 2. They entertain me and seem down to earth. Gay or not Peter is hot.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club***:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Does she not realize how ridiculous those eye lashes look?
Hey if it were not for this Beeotch we would never have had the sheer wonder and joy of our "Hot Slut" Harvey!
Remember always that her vejayjay is sacred...sometimes.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I hope both their bodies rot from skin cancer, they're so orange and fake I'm surprised they don't choke on their own dying skin cells in the morning. Sheesh!
Your face!
how did jordan talk peter into letting her wear his tiara? clearly he wears it when he taking it up the ass from this guy he's walking with...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Seriously - Peter's friend is wearing velcro shoes.......
Submitted by Sheeps on July 24, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Albania it have much many more lovely prostitute.
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fuck, every truck stop/rest center up and down the I-10 has much more many lovely lot lizards
didn't this slag say she's 29 someplace? WITH THAT GATOR HIDE? HELL NO.
Why did she do to her face? It looks really weird around the mouth area.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
This is what passes for a 'glamour model' in the UK? Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes out.
I love Peter Andre!!
Submitted by UKer on July 24, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by JohnChronic on July 24, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I don't really understand why the MOST trashy of them are british!
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erm, the Kardashians, the Spears, Wonky Mcvoltrex, Brook Hogan, Hohan, the list goes on my dear.
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Here, here!! We may have Jordan & Kerry, but you American's have Unfitney!!!!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Albania it have much many more lovely prostitute.
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“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. No painkiller, let’s go."
I agree with Laura.
The day-shift hookers here are 100 times more elegant than this mess.
CO day-shifters just glow with exquisite elegance and glamour.
GAH - these two are soooo f'ing tacky!
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I love twinks! ;)
I HATE THE FAKE EYELASHES SHE WEARS!!! Sorry to yell but that's been a looong time coming!
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs."
Hot mess alert
Hm the thing about Katie Price is that she doesn't actully take any of the things she does or the way she gets dressed up that seriously. This is not the way she dresses to go shopping. Admittedly her day clothes are pretty tacky (think Paris Hilton crossed with Brit Brit) but she always wears fancy dress for her book signings. Its a costume. She does is cos she enjoys it and its a laugh and makes for a good picture thats all. She doesn't wear tiaras when she's riding her horses. And her books sell incredibly well, as I keep saying on this site she's unbelevably popular in the UK - thats why she's worth such a lot of money. Love her or loathe her she's incredibly successful and her personality is really not that offensive.
Tiaras remind me of the plastic ones little girls wear on Halloween when they dress up like Belle from Beauty and the Beast. It's cute, but stops being so when the girl is sixteen and wearing the stupidest get up to the prom.
On Katie it looks like a whimsical prank that somehow metamorphosed into a genuine desire to actually dress that way.
Plus, what's with her skin? She should go to some harbor where cruisers and frigates get their hulls cleaned so that she can slough that barnacly skin off.
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ubmitted by Gabriela on July 24, 2008 - 4:09pm.
What is wrong with the skin around her mouth? It looks very odd, lumpy sort of, not fresh and youthful, but tinkered with.
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Smoking, surgery, or trying the ole Olesen troll trick... just say "prune". :)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
What is wrong with the skin around her mouth? It looks very odd, lumpy sort of, not fresh and youthful, but tinkered with.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Why, thank you Jordan and Petie, for reminding me to apply my 500 SPF moisturizer today.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I live in colorado
and let me just say that the hookers here
are waaaaay more glamorous than this fake ho
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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I keep forgetting why she's here. Unless her sole purpose is to be an object of our sarcastic derision.
She's getting tit-heavy skinny like Jenna Jameson.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Does Peter AndGay have a hair lip or did he just rub his face up in box fan or sumthin?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Nice blotchy hair line....couldnt bother to spread that fake tan on up into your hair, eh?
I agree that bitches with Tiara's really piss me off....especially when they are wearing jeans too!! Like those fucking bachelorette "OOH, I'm getting married!!" bitches that like to go out in a huge pack with dick pacifiers and shit.....OMG that just makes me want to slap a bitch. grrrr....
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I never met a joint I didnt light!
How many layers of dermablend must I lick to get the center of a coochie pop? Anyone?
puhleeze, MK, she's as exquisite and classy as Shauna Sands -- I'll bet you'd change your tune if Katie put on some lucite heels!
public beheadings that's friggin hilarious cuz I wanna stone this biotch!
Come on now, the day-shift hookers here in Colorado dress much better than that!!
EWW
THAT IS SO GROSS
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
I feel like ripping that fucking tiara right off her head that pizza faced skank whore!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The sad thing is you can tell she could've been a phenomenal natural beauty, she has nice features but skewed taste in beauty. I like her, she's an open sore...er book and very down-to-earth!!! She's no different on the lack of talent thing than most of our higher-paid actors!
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Submitted by JohnChronic on July 24, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I don't really understand why the MOST trashy of them are british!
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erm, the Kardashians, the Spears, Wonky Mcvoltrex, Brook Hogan, Hohan, the list goes on my dear.
The one and only thing I respect about Jordan is that she has made this amount of money out of being completely and utterly talentless. She either must have a few more brain cells than people credit her or everyone in this country is stupid and gullible. I'm not sure which is true.
Someone put that shitty tiara on Pete's head, it suits him more than this whore.
I'll bet her genitalia are made of mechanically separated chicken, water, beef and pork hearts, caramel color and red #40.
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I see this picture with the words "Fake plastic bitch: On sale! 0.99 cents a pound!"
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Surfing the apocalypse.
How can she even hold her head up? The makeup alone most weigh about 10 pounds, and when you add that tacky tiara monstrosity....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I've said it once, I'l say it again: Flash-fried.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Uh oh... she's starting to get that skeletal anorexic-like face...
yeah, I noticed, and it doesn't look pretty!
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Didn't notice a lot of people there at the book signing. Is it possible that not many want to throw away money on an untalented skank like her?
Uh oh... she's starting to get that skeletal anorexic-like face...
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I like to say the eff word.
Peter Andre has a look on his face as if he is getting caught at doing something very naughty....
she's so "halloween".
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
The Queen of Skankdom! Those photos are a strong arguement to bring back public beheadings.
what a Fkn Idiot this woman! how can she wear a tiara with that walmart outfit! on second thought HOW CAN SHE WEAR A TIARA PERIOD!!!!!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
she is so DISGUSTING!
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"
Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Bitches wearing tiaras seriously piss me off! Unless you are an actual princess, you are not a princess! Totally fucking trashy to wear them on your wedding day too, imo.
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Oh my god yes. One should never wear a tiara.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?