It's Scarecrow Wino!
Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it's working. Look at him. He's so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn't being sarcastic. He really does.
He told Ananova, "She's the best scarecrow we've ever had and she's doing a brilliant job. In fact she's doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment. I'd be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over." He's also going to make both a Dreamboat Doherty and a Blaaake scarecrow.
Pff! That Wino scarecrow is hardly that frightening. He should just blow up one of the pictures below. Although, that might do more than just scare the birds away. It would also kill a few plants and give a few of the local children a bad case of scabies. Seriously, Wino looks like she was attacked by a family of cracked out crows. Her friend is equally as scary.
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Everytime I see that woman with her, I think Harbinger of Death. Everytime she's around, Amy looks craptacularly unhealthy.
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her crack fingernails are so dirty...she better cut it out
I cant get enough of watching the junkies.
her friend sort of looks like the chick from trainspotting.
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Poor Amy. She has been ruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. She has a sweet voice. I saw her at m'illionaire d'ating s'ite---"""""""M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
THE OTHER SKANK IS WEARING AMY´S BALLERINAS!!! PLEASE EVERYBODY WILL KEEP ON PRETENDING AS IF YOU HAVEN´T SEEN???
Please give that poor soul a fingernail scrub brush. If that is an indication of her personal hygiene, Blake should thank GOD he got sentenced! Then again, based upon his appearance, maybe they are a match made in heaven?
She is just SO disgusting.
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I wouldn't touch the dudes crops
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Looks more realisticly like her in the face than the new wax figure!
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I prefer the wax figure Amy Wino then this hot mess.
Her friend is digging on the camera action, I think Amy, not so much...
Your face!
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Yeah.
Same thought I had. I'd let him plow my furrow and slide down my hay loft.
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Hot farmer.
Good thing she's got a busted 1940s pinup model as part of her entourage. I also like how Ms. 1948 there wore ballet flats while Wino wore those peep-toe heels that were cute until she wore them out. :(
Her poor face. She'd be emotionally shattered if she saw that wax figure and then took a look in the mirror at all those scabs.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 8:02pm.
AAAAAAAAAAH! thanks for pointing bitch out! She looks like Kate Winslet's very special secret little sister. And looks like she busted out the family basement and hit the docks!
She looks like she's just been discovered by the chef/photographer in the background: even Winehouse is embarrassed
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here's hoping Wino pressed a hot crack pipe to her fat ass in the last thumbie
Submitted by Leatherette on July 24, 2008 - 8:02pm.
AAAAAAAAAAH! thanks for pointing bitch out! She looks like Kate Winslet's very special secret little sister. And looks like she busted out the family basement and hit the docks!
She looks like she's just been discovered by the chef/photographer in the background: even Winehouse is embarrassed
Submitted by Griffin on July 24, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Who's the shy girl on the right who looks like she totally isn't using Amy Winehouse for an attempt at fame?
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AAAAAAAAAAH! thanks for pointing bitch out! She looks like Kate Winslet's very special secret little sister. And looks like she busted out the family basement and hit the docks!
-- check out the last thumbie AAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Who's the shy girl on the right who looks like she totally isn't using Amy Winehouse for an attempt at fame?
p.s.
Anyone wanting to visit Northfolk should look up the county capital Northwich before visiting!
too thick to resemble the Wino, make up's OK tho
eat your heart out, Dwight Schrute.
Yah Trick Yah
Ok sure he got rid of the pigeons but now he's got random crackies sniffing at the scarecrow looking for coke crumbs and stealing the fake booze bottle.
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I can just picture Wino stumbling out to that field to pose with this thing thinking it's the unveiling of her wax figure. Dumb bitch got her opening ceremonies all messed up.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
I'm probably the only one thinking this, but as for that farmer...
I'd hit it.
Hilarious!
That scare crow reminds me of Howard Finster's folk art. He's the gentleman that did cover art for the Talking Heads and R.E.M.
http://www.finster.com/Prints.htm
Farmer dude is kinda hot. And check out the farm! Ladies, he's an eligible agrarian bachelor.
It's Norfolk actually, I live in the county below it.
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I so wish that was a photo of a cornfield so I could sing, "Wino CRACK corn and I don't care, Wino crack corn and I don't care"! Fuck it! I'll sing it anyway.
Wow - he must have some stupid pigeons. Maybe urban pigeons are smarter. I put up a scarecrow and after a couple of days they started testing it. They'd land about six feet away and inch closer and closer. It didn't move so they knew it wasn't real. They did that with the stupid wooden owl too. I'll try Amy's face next time - maybe that's what does it.
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The face looks more like Siouxsie Sioux, but otherwise it's spot on. Love it.
Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Ok, what is she holding in her revolting, burnt-up hand?
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A roach.
I just realized... Her friend is wearing those silly ballet slippers.. I wonder if they traded shoes?
Missy.. I was just looking at that pic of her w/ her arm up.. And her eyes are so fucked up..Like mine get around, uhm, right now..! That's so awesome. Damn I wish you could have ran into her when you was in London..
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If she survives, she'll write a tell-all about her drug days and make a jillion bucks. Her "friend" looks totally thrilled to be partying with Thee Miss Amy Winehouse. Hate her gloves and purse. Does she have any class at all?
That's her robust, crackie friend from the other nite with Jodie Marsh, Chantelle, etc.
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That friend of Amy's gives Chicken Cutlets some competition...
Each of them seems to be on a different set of drugs. :-D
can we talk about crack somemore??
kidding! (sort of)
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Sweet tiny baby Jebus... My dad's knuckles look about as good as hers, and he was a fucking dairy farmer for 40 years. Time for a mani-pedi Wino, that is, if you can peel off those ballet slippers.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by jim on July 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.
THAT SCARECROW HAS MORE TALENT AND USE IN THIS WORLD THEN THE REAL CRACKHOUSE!!
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Mmmmmmm, Amy is my girl.
*crossing arms and tapping foot impatiently at Jim*
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Is it just me or is her crackhive getting bigger everyday? Forget the crack, I think she's starting to smuggle midgets in there. Midgethive!
Submitted by mike on July 24, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I love Amy's female friend in the thumbnails.
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She looks like Ginger Spice on roids, but maybe that's just me :\
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You have to admit the scarecrow is pretty funny. And the likeness is there, all it's lacking is dirty ballet slippers. By the way, he looks like a hot piece.
Chicks get pissed ALL the time because you watch annoying whores like those on 'the view' and it rubs off!!! AND YOU NEED MORE SEX TOO!!
beets are delicious. especially from the garden
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Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Ok, what is she holding in her revolting, burnt-up hand?
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Almost looks like a piece of crack.
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yeah, not crack... I thought it looked like a little piece of paper, like a rolling paper maybe, whci is probably holding some drugs, a pill or two. I cant imagine if it was crack why shed be holding onto suck a tiny piece. crack isnt somehting you carry around. you smoke it till its gone.
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Miss Priss.. *mmm Hug* I love your pretty Av. And that is sad to have to leave your job due to bitchy whores. My friend had to do that same thing. A Shame! They's will get theirs. Oh yes..
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Oh he needs a sound byte on a loop playing "BLAAAAAKE INCARCERATED", that would scare me.
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Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on July 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
please STOP YELLING.
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Okay, 3rd thumbnail: Are her toes abnormally long, or do her shoes not fit?
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Where are the hep infested ballerina flats? I call shenanigans