It's Scarecrow Wino!
Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it's working. Look at him. He's so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn't being sarcastic. He really does.
He told Ananova, "She's the best scarecrow we've ever had and she's doing a brilliant job. In fact she's doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment. I'd be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over." He's also going to make both a Dreamboat Doherty and a Blaaake scarecrow.
Pff! That Wino scarecrow is hardly that frightening. He should just blow up one of the pictures below. Although, that might do more than just scare the birds away. It would also kill a few plants and give a few of the local children a bad case of scabies. Seriously, Wino looks like she was attacked by a family of cracked out crows. Her friend is equally as scary.
Thanks Adam
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no surprise that every time I eat something
my whole system wants to evacuate
whenever I see pictures of this nasty wreck
*baaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrffffff!*
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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I think it actually could be a piece of crack, mike! But isn't crack a bit more off-white? I don't really know. Perhaps her yellow, singed up paws make it look really white.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Winos and Blaaaakes and Dohertys, oh my!
Children of the beets, I suppose.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
OKAY SO I GUESS THAT WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER.
I MEAN MY IDEA FOR THIS HALLOWEEN WAS FOR ME TO DRESS UP AS AMY WINO.
I MEAN IT WOULD TOTALLY SCARE EVERYONE AWAY.
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wow even that scarecrow looks better than she does
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
That looks like old pics of Amy.. cause of those places on her face. ??
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Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Ok, what is she holding in her revolting, burnt-up hand?
Dunno, but I love the dirty under the nails. Klassy!
Submitted by Stoney on July 24, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Ok, what is she holding in her revolting, burnt-up hand?
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Almost looks like a piece of crack.
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All Things Must Pass
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Okie
LOL!!!!
Ugh, off topic, I know but I just have to vent really quick.
Why are women so fucking bitchy? There are these two bitches I work with I cannot stand. They so think their shit don't stink. In fact, someone quit here at work today because of one of those bitches. Someone very nice and it's sad. Women=Catty ass bitches
OT: He can also just put a picture of Tori the Hutt on that stick and it'll do the same job but better
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Dirk, wait until he smiles.....lmao
j/k to all the Brits on DL...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
THAT SCARECROW HAS MORE TALENT AND USE IN THIS WORLD THEN THE REAL CRACKHOUSE!!
Hooooly shiiiiit. She looks like she's been dead for a few weeks. Amy, I mean.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
That farmer is kind of hot. For a Brit I mean...
Ok, what is she holding in her revolting, burnt-up hand?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I love Amy's female friend in the thumbnails.
I am honestly surprised she keeps her pits that shaved.
Children of the corn....that shiot was f*cking freaky!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 3:45pm.
I ♥ beets
me too!
On topic: WTF? I sent this to MK over a month ago.
Boy these wax figure from the USA are just not as superior as the ones from the UK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
keep telling us how she'll quit drugs when Blaaaaaaake gets out of jail.
That scarecrow idea is stupid.....what a dumbass.
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Long distance, don't talk about ex-girlfriends; don't talk about you without me, don't talk about the past
-No Doubt "In My Head"
I ♥ beets
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Fuck that dumbass.. The real Amy would just throw some rocks at a crow, and tell it to Buzz off.. Fuckers!! What a joke!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;