Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore
Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!
Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!" Okay, score 1 for Shauna.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, "Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a whore!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!'" Okay, score 2 for Shauna.
Shanna is apparently mad at Kim over some e-mails sent to Travis Barker. Shanna issued a "statement" to TMZ:
"Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all 'friendly' and very much 'romantically' inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn't have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won't release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further."
Kim also issued her own statement saying that she modeled for Travis Barker's clothing over a year ago, but has never had a romantic relationship with him. Blah...blah...blah..
For real, are we back in junior high school again? A really skanky junior high school for hookers, strippers and porn stars? I mean, these are grown ass women. Although, Shanna is kind of hot for throwing her drink on Kim.
There's only one way for these two useless skeezers to settle this: ORAL SEX CONTEST IN GREECE!
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Mel-Tang: That's the first thing I thought, too. Well, I thought "Nuh-uh! Kim's into black guys!"
I'm sure Travis was the one sniffing around Kim and she was just enjoying the attention. She doesn't want that skinny little white boy.
Shauna is ridiculing someone else for being "fat"?
Shanna's effusing that "let me peek over my shoulder to see who shoved their penis in my ass" look that only the classiest women can pull off when they get their picture taken.
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I don't think Shanna really wants to get in a pissing match with Kim, she really knows how to take it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
seriously?!
Very confused young woman, that Miss Moakler is.
Pure trash.
who in hell wants that anorectic little piece of man she was married to.
wouldnt a real woman tell her husband stay away from the hoes rather than argue with the hoes pushing up on her nasty ass husband?
gross
You KNOW Shanna was all in Travis' face singing this:
You don't buy me flowers,
You don't buy me draaaanks,
That I can throw on a Kardassian,
when she tries to get into yo SPAAAANX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owM7MJwcwQ
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
OH...MY! Those two fighting over that skinny, ugly, tattooed thing that the cat dragged in. Seriously?
Beyond Sad...
Travis is nasty, not sure what these dumbsluts see in him. Probably $$$. I forgot what Travis has done to have all that money too. Was he in a band or something?
Your face!
"Whore-Off"!!
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"Said, oh god, you gotta help me a little bit.
You've got to have a relief file for me."
Are we talking about Travis Bickle?
You guys are so dumb. Travis Bickle is a character in a movie.
DUH.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Keepin' it Klazzy wif da Kardashians.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Travis is a lucky tard. having these beautiful women so full of grace and elegance rumble over him..
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Crap, am I the only one wishing it was not Kim K but that whore bag Sienna Miller that Shanna threw the drink at? That whore has it coming to her one day, no doubt!
Maybe the problem are not the women who slept with your husband but him, ever though of that?
I hate those women that go and accuse the "other women" first call her its probable that your dear innocent man lied to her, secondly dont fight her she wasnt in a relationship with you and she aint worth it. Im not saying that the other women is innocent but shit your relationship was with him not her so dont take it out on the wrong person.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 24, 2008 - 3:59pm.
These wastes of space will always have the Jr. High mentality, that is as mature as they are ever going to get. I really wish this twats wouldn't get the time of day. What exactly do they do again, what talent do they have to earn such attention? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
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Hee hee! "Anyone? Anyone?" One of my fave movies.
On topic. These empty-headed, shallow twats will get bitch-slapped from reality as they age, and younger pieces of ass start getting the attention.
Both these dames will end up like Joyce Wildenstein. Too much booze, pills, coke and plastic surgery.
I HIGHLY doubt Kim was trying to get with Travis. LMFAO. Travis is NASTAAAAY and doesn't seem like Kim's 'type' at all. I think Shanna is the only one who has a thing for him (well, maybe Paris, but that's a whole other story). hahaha Shanna needs to get a grip.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 24, 2008 - 2:03pm.
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.
My favorite words?
"Dinner reservations"
"Beach vacation"
"Diamonds"
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
From CDAN:
#2 - Speaking of reality stars. I've heard this twice today, but since it isn't Christmas I can't believe it until I see it. Could it be that our athlete has finally seen the light and broken it off with the reality star I cannot stand.
hoping it is Kim...she is always bragging about her relationship- I'd love to see her dumped...heehee
bye all! have a good afternoon!
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Dumb cunts like Shanna are types who get in some other bitch's face and accuse them of boffing their ugly, hideous, disgusting husband. Then when other broad says she wouldn't fuck said hubby with a 10 foot pole because he is vomit inducing, Shanna goes apeshit and screams, "What you say bitch? You don't wanna fuck my old man? He not good enough for you? You better not call him ugly you whore! You wish you could fuck him!"
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
love Mrs. K Times!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 5:02pm.
OMG, I am seriously getting all misty eyed.
I ♥ all you bitches with the heat of 10,000 suns. There, I said it and I don't give DAMN who heard me.
The hills are alive with the Dlisted bitches.
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I'd like to second that motion. I loves you all.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on July 24, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Well, Shanna was Miss America and Kim was Miss Urinal Cake.
LMAO!!!!! :D
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 5:02pm.
like shannas mouth, that beesh had gotten a case of monsoon butt!
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Usually you feel that sort of shit coming on, unless she had one hell of a gut contraction and it all sort of esploded on her...
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I like to say the eff word.
hi joe! I have to leave in a few minutes, but I'm glad I got to see you!
Tattoo sleeves and piercings on a guy is such a turn-off to me.......and his whole body is covered......ugh...
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Well, Shanna was Miss America and Kim was Miss Urinal Cake. Shanna FTW.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 5:03pm.
the video best describes the feeling i get when all is well and then i go and remember hollywood even exists.
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@FritoDorito..Likewise
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Submitted by radio siren on July 24, 2008 - 4:54pm.
"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian."
I'm sorry, but....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Yeah - I gotta agree with you there. At the very least, Shanna's got delivery, that's fersure.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 24, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Travis is disgusting. I have no idea how anyone fucks him.
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Just wondering exactly that.
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.~Isabel Allende
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
GROSS....diarrhea *fart, fart*, diarrhea *fart, fart*...some people think it's funny, but it's not it's brown and runny, diarrhea *fart, fart*, diarrhea *fart, fart*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 1:59pm.
You know, it really does. Thank you for being my merkin friend, Mrs. K.
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OMG, I am seriously getting all misty eyed.
I ♥ all you bitches with the heat of 10,000 suns. There, I said it and I don't give DAMN who heard me.
The hills are alive with the Dlisted bitches.
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 5:01pm.
like shannas mouth, that beesh had gotten a case of monsoon butt!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 4:54pm.
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Ok, WTF? How did it just sneak up on her like that? Seriously?
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I like to say the eff word.
Shanna has to be 'bout 40 y.o..
STILL doin' that shit?
Lame.
Still hella' funny.MK will never have to wait tables again.Not as long as there is a celebrity cesspool.
Clearly DARWIN'S THEORY does not apply here.
Thornhill! Good to see you!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I liked that she(Shanna) threw Parisite down some stairs...or was it the other way around?
Anyway, Kim is skanky. But I don't think she's fat per se. Her arse is.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
LOVES CARROT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS TELL YEW BOUT BEESH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH9ZXfZ_v8w
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I'm askeered.. if you say this is GROSS times it must be really bad... here I venture forth into the direar abyss with my lunch still on the inside....
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I like to say the eff word.
These wastes of space will always have the Jr. High mentality, that is as mature as they are ever going to get. I really wish this twats wouldn't get the time of day. What exactly do they do again, what talent do they have to earn such attention? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
catfight...sweet...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
kinda makes life worthwhile, huh?
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You know, it really does. Thank you for being my merkin friend, Mrs. K.
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I like to say the eff word.
Kim is only 5'2"??? wow....she is short like like me...
Submitted by axopire on July 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
If I saw my hypothetical douchebag of a husband not only having an affair but making a video of the sex act I'd dump the piece of shit AND humiliate his mistress.
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I like how you think, axo.
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I like to say the eff word.
Okay Oral Sex Party in Greece - FUCKING HILARIOUS! Thanks for the smiles Michael on such a shitty day... bitch you should write a movie...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Yeeaaaahhhh, double-decker merkins.
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kinda makes life worthwhile, huh?
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 4:54pm.
LOVES CARROT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS TELL YEW BOUT BEESH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH9ZXfZ_v8w
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Instead of spending all this time blasting every woman who's fucked her husband, why not just fucking dump the piece of shit so she never has to deal with it again?
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I agree. I don't understand why some women's reaction is always to only piss on the adulteress when the douche who did it is just as bad. If I saw my hypothetical douchebag of a husband not only having an affair but making a video of the sex act I'd dump the piece of shit AND humiliate his mistress.
I really despair at how some women are completely dickmatised.
Shanna and Travis are wannabe Pammy and Tommy Lee's.
Kinda gotta give it to Shanna for saying and admitting to saying those things that everyone only thinks.
I would be more scared of Kim's SheMale Hulk Ex-Con sister though.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian."
I'm sorry, but....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl