Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore
Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!
Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!" Okay, score 1 for Shauna.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, "Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a whore!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!'" Okay, score 2 for Shauna.
Shanna is apparently mad at Kim over some e-mails sent to Travis Barker. Shanna issued a "statement" to TMZ:
"Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all 'friendly' and very much 'romantically' inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn't have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won't release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further."
Kim also issued her own statement saying that she modeled for Travis Barker's clothing over a year ago, but has never had a romantic relationship with him. Blah...blah...blah..
For real, are we back in junior high school again? A really skanky junior high school for hookers, strippers and porn stars? I mean, these are grown ass women. Although, Shanna is kind of hot for throwing her drink on Kim.
There's only one way for these two useless skeezers to settle this: ORAL SEX CONTEST IN GREECE!
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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on July 24, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Hasn't Shanna done this kind of shit before?
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This is ALL she does. Paris Hilton, stupid hair-cutted Dancing with the Stars mophead, same old hat. She doesn't see the problem lies not with these whores necessarily but with her stupid whore of a husband. She needs to get her shit together a dump him and wash her hands of it.
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I like to say the eff word.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 24, 2008 - 1:48pm.
why not just fucking dump the piece of shit so she never has to deal with it again?
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it's a crazy little thing called LOVE *coughcoughpathologicalcoughcough*
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Plus if your partner shave too you can oil your asses up and play slip and slide with your wang and your connie chung hole.
LIKE HER KIDS WILL EVER BE ABLE TO READ LOL HA HA HA!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hasn't Shanna done this kind of shit before? Always in some white trash petty high school bitch fight with some other bottom feeder.
What has this country come to? This is how 'celebrities' act?
Nice. And we let people like this reproduce.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 24, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I know right...Shanna is an immature slut...she's divorced now so who the fuck cares?
Kim is a goat NOT a donkey.
Silly dummy whore shanna.
This Shanna idiot has major issues. She needs to move on with her life. What's she gonna do track down ever slut who fucked her ex husband and throw drinks on them? She's so pathetic.
Travis Barker is like a more retarded version of
Beaker from the muppets.
Look at a picture of his ugly ass.
Then imagine Beaker all tatted up!
losers!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I remember when I used to think Shanna was drop dead gorgeous; wtf happened to her? She looks like a knock-off wannabe jenna jameson in that pic above and that is NOT a good thing!
Travis is disgusting. I have no idea how anyone fucks him.
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 24, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Instead of spending all this time blasting every woman who's fucked her husband, why not just fucking dump the piece of shit so she never has to deal with it again?
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Amen to that! That is one narsty dude.
Which whore to choose sides with? I'll have to think on that one. Nah, I'll just say they're both silly whores.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Edit: All THREE of them are silly whores.
LMAO, then Shanna told her friends not to be friends with Kim or they wouldn't be her friends anymore and Kim told her friends not to be friends with Shanna or they wouldn't be her friends anyone...so junior high and so dumb.
Wow Shana, you're a class act. Hope you remember that you still have YOUNG KIDS WHO ARE GOING TO GROW UP READING ABOUT THEIR ASSHOLE PARENTS!!! I mean, I get it, Kim K is a complete slut. SHe always has been, but this shit is fucking immature as hell. Still, I give you a hand for throwing your drink on that bitch. Hope it was a pitcher full...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
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Instead of spending all this time blasting every woman who's fucked her husband, why not just fucking dump the piece of shit so she never has to deal with it again?
And why now, if this is something that happened awhile ago apparently??
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I like to say the eff word.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim.
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Dayum! I know how she feels. That shit is always happening to me - and I'm fucking classy, ok?
But seriously, who gives a fuck?
EXCEPT that I wish I was there when it went down. That's the only thing I want to see celebs up close and personal for - to see them scrap it out.
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I kinda like Shanna, but she should really lay off poor Kim Kardashian. I mean, she'll never be the man her mother is.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
they are both worthless pieces of shit.
Kim was voted 3rd in the "Skankiest Star" in a Reality TV poll...bet she is loving that....
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Showin of your ass cuz you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, let me break it down for you again; you know I only say this cuz I'm truly genuine, don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
What nasty skank hasn't Travy fucked.. remember he was letting that Aubry Oday model his line of clothes.. *shudder to think of that smell*
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Shanna looks hot in that pic, lol.