Kim Porter Better Have Something To Say About This

Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 fucking years. They have 3 children together and his ass never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I'm not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That's a hot name. She's got Kim in the name department. Sorry.

A source said, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first." 38-year-old Diddy met 21-year-old Cassie when he signed her to his label in 2006.

If Cassie thinks she's getting the wedding of her dreams, she's mistaken. This is going to be The Diddy Show. He will be the bride, groom, priest, best man, all of the groomsmen and all of the bridesmaids. Everything will have his face on it and he'll perform at the ceremony and the reception. Cassie will just sit on the side, waiting until it's time to cut the damn cake.

That's if Kim Porter doesn't crash the ceremony. Shit, I'll even drive her ass there and hold down Diddy while Kim slaps the shit out of him. Then we'll steal a bunch of jordan almonds (love those) and bust out of there.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:15pm.

What else would you expect from a douchebag dumbass no-talent lowlife scumsucker like Diddy?

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Submitted by woodhorse on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:15pm.

I hate to use a worn out cliche but damn! I'd have sex with Kim Porter and I'm not even gay. She is beautiful.

On another note, when Diddy asks his new piece, "who's your Daddy?", he actually could be her daddy.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:14pm.

not sure zomay....if Sheeps shows up, he'd be a good person to ask...he knows a lot about this kind of stuff.....gotta go!

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Submitted by zomay on July 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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I've always heard that 7 consecutive years of cohabitation = common law marriage (and rights to go with it)

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:12pm.

What a trout mouth egotistical no talent.
I hate this guy.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:11pm.

parissucksliterally aren't people considered almost married if they have been together 10 years? Do the courts consider it shared property? Anyways I knew she was very well off, but i hope she takes him to the bank.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:11pm.

LoLo on July 24, 2008 - 5:05pm

A dookie filled cock with douche frosting and sprinkles of mofo Jimmies.

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Submitted by Euphoria on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:10pm.

Kim Porter knew he was a lying, cheating piece of shit a long time ago. But, she's got the child support pouring in so she shouldn't have to worry. I do have to say this, though, those twin baby girls are all kinds of beautiful...seriously...they are gorgeous. But, he gave them fucked up names like D'Lila Star and Jessie James...no lie.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 24, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Diddy would marry himself if it were legal.

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Was going to say practically the same thing. Diddy loves NOBODY in the world, nor will he ever, as much as he loves DIDDY.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:07pm.

zomay, Kim Porter is already getting a ton of money...I have no pity for her- she took this dumbass schmuck back after he publicly cheated on her time and time again...

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:06pm.

I'm so there, MK. But if those almonds are the same as bonbonierre you can have them! YUCK!

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:06pm.

How not surprising that this piece of shit wouldn't do justice by the mother of his children.

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Submitted by DivasGone on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:06pm.

Cassie better realize that she's got a short shelf life with this one. Make your money, girl.. maybe pop out a kid.. then head out the door.

Once you're 30, he'll be movin' on to your little sister.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:06pm.

Diddy would marry himself if it were legal.

Trust, Kim is cleaning up from this "relationship". She doesn't have to worry about affording gas to get to work.

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 24, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I like her dress.

Kim Porter has nothing to worry about, ever.

Diddy is just full of the same shit Kanye is full of.

would that be cock?
or a cock made of dookie?

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Submitted by angry mom on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 5:05pm.

Diddle is a nasty mouth breathing whore.
Cassie better google what the fuck birth control is if she's really hooking up with this hack loser douchebag.