Sunday, July 27th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Julian McMahon (40)
Cheyenne Kimball (18)
Nick Hogan (18)
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (31)
Alex Rodriguez (33)
Maya Rudolph (36)
Takashi Shimizu (36)
Maria Grazia Cucinotta (39)
Triple H (39)
Juliana Hatfield (41)
Bill Engvall (51)
Yahoo Serious (55)
Maureen McGovern (59)
Peggy Fleming (60)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Alex222 on July 28, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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That's 'cause he's Australian.

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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?

Julian is hot! I try and watch Nip/Tuck whenever possible. I don't understand how someone that handsome could still be single. I love his voice. There's something sexy about his voice. Yummy.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 28, 2008 - 10:51pm.

It is a miracle what a brain can survive and makes you wonder whether we should have stepped in at all -- the way the Hogans make it seem he can recuperate -- may the rot in Hell and Nick learns something in regular prison. Sadly he would probably come out thinking he has cred and twice the douche he is now.

sorry for your loss and thanks for your info on rymadil. I did not know and have a ten year old with the beginnings of joint pain. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 28, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Probably bS but if I hated the Hogans before I saw this, I really hate them now. Released by the Graziano family and am sure you all have seen it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ip4jAA1PQ

Good Gawd that was horrifying...and devastatingly sad for that family.
The Hogan family needs to rot in hell.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Probably bS but if I hated the Hogans before I saw this, I really hate them now. Released by the Graziano family and am sure you all have seen it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ip4jAA1PQ

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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

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Jesus! *fanning self*

Forgot to add that Julian was pretty good in Profiler even had an Aussie accent.

I'm like the only person who watches Nip/Tuck. That show has been going downhill, but I'm still watching for half naked/naughty Christian Troy.

Happy Bday Julian!

God he is like the hottest man on TV! Drooling over him is fun. Yum.

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Happy birthday Nick!

Enjoy your new gaping asshole!

"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan

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Scrolling through all of this weekends posts and I roll up to this.

OMG!

Can't this be the pantie creamer of the day?

I LOVE this hot piece of man meat.

*orgasm*

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I'm naming my son Julian. I hope he's as handsome as J.M. <3

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happy birthday to my aunt, she's 85!! :0

and she looks pretty good for her age!! and she can walk on her own and still has all her mental facilities. that's called good honest living (I know you bitches don't know nuffin 'bout dat doe, LOL)

Julian...I dunno, he's trying too hard to be hot in that pic, loved him in Charmed and FF4 though.

Nick, I hope he got some good lovin' today....bitch!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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@aphid
Julian most definitely loves the Vajayjay! He's been married twice, and has at least 3 kids that I've heard about. He's currently single ;)

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Omfg!!mmmmmmm! Julian McMahon or shall I say mcman! I most definitely will be having hot wet dreams tonight! *pant pant*! This helps take my mind off my continual heartbreaking disillusionment with the Brad!

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Bill Engvall (51)
hahahahahahahaha.....

Oh my, Mr. McMahon, he has a daughter named Madison.
That ups his d'lish factor.
Mmmm mmmm good.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Damn, that Julian McMahon. I'd ride him so hard, his ass would pop up in China.

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Submitted by letinstar on July 27, 2008 - 10:17pm.

i live in Pinellas county... all signs are pointing to yes, as far as i've seen on the local news

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"Under the weather, I never got better.
Wrapped up in my disease.
Mile away, she want to count my day.
Look a little older in the light."

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will nick hogan be celebrating his entry to manhood today by taking a high hard one up ass in big boy prison?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

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Submitted by SoonToBeMrs.Bastron on July 27, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Michael K??!! What about my birthday? I'm 21 today. =D I should be listed as a Birthday slut also.
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Ahhh to be 21 again! Anyhoo Happy Birthday to you...

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on July 27, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Happy birthday to my darling daughter today! 12 years old..raging hormones about to kick in any second...plus she's a LEO! Pray for me !

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We're not so bad, Granny. ;)
Happy Birthday to your girl, and everyone else having a birthday today.

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Michael K??!! What about my birthday? I'm 21 today. =D I should be listed as a Birthday slut also.

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Granny Clampett:

Happy Birthday to your daughter!

And now to start shopping for that chastity belt!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Julian McMahon is definately one hot birthday slut.

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Happy birthday to my darling daughter today! 12 years old..raging hormones about to kick in any second...plus she's a LEO! Pray for me !

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Yahoo Serious - played in that awful 80's movie.

Julian McMahon - I used to think he was cute. The key words "use to".

Maya Rudolph - your mom had the voice of an angel.

Happy Birthday to all!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Candy, little boy? :-)

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 27, 2008 - 11:53am.

oh yeah, Nick Hogan sucks ass.

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well, if he doesn't already, he will soon....

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I TOTALLY have the tingly nether regions when I look at Julian. Please tell me he doesn't play for the pink team.

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I love Julian M. His character is TV's ultimate slut. Love the photo too, even though it's been doctored around the waistline.

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i fucking remember this hot slut on Another World! THAT was the shit!!! IAN RAIN, bitches!!!! *rawr*

i also feel old cause Juliana Hatfield is 41? fuck, dig me a grave, i'm done. *LOL*

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I loooove Julian McMahon, but that photo is sheer fuckery. Happy birthday anyway, sexy man.

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Julian McMahon looks soo good eventhough this photo looks as though it's been photoshopped some. heh hell. it didn't stop me from making it my back ground photo so i really need to shut the hell up. happy birthday to everyone else except New "Butt Boy" Nick Hogan. ENJOY BEING SOMEONES BITCH ASSHOLE! I HOPE THE GUY IS BIG GREASEY AND UGLY!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Maureen McGovern! "I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore"...
Love that anthem.

Oh, and Peggy Fleming: always poised, always a success in her day.

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Happy b-day to JRM! God, I love that man...

"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode

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I'd totally hit it @ Julian

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Happy day Haribo!!

McMahon was on this great show called the "The Profiler" before Charmed and Nip/Tuck: THAT was when he was hot and not uber-metro.

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Nip/Tuck's sooooo good. I'm pretty much the only person I know who watches it, though. It makes me feel dirty....in a good way.

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I don't particularly like him, i hate Nip/Tuck, but this picture... YUM - MY !!!

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Julian McMahon is so friggin' hot.I even thought he was hot on 'Charmed'...lol!!

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Happy B-day to Haribo!!!

Love Julian.....haven;t had coffee yet, so I have forgotten who else is on the list by the time I scrolled down to post!

oh yeah, Nick Hogan sucks ass.

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I still think A rod is hooot

But Julian McMahon wins by far.

Wonder what Nick's cellmates gave him as a bday present?

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Wow! Great picture.

Happy Birthday Nickie - You're finally going to get what you deserve.

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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."

yes, i should want to hit it, but there's just something about him that doesn't do it for me. don't know. but also this thing is photoshopped to hellllzzzzz.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 27, 2008 - 8:37am.

*pointing at Triston* I'd never speak ill of the PM's wife.

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Sheeps: stop being sheepish!
Was his mama hitting everything with a heartbeat or what?!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Happy raw asshole to Nick "Douche-prime" Hogan, handing out naked pictures of Brooke or his mom (which he must have) definitely won't stop a horny inmate.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 27, 2008 - 8:29am.

I was trying to be charitable and was worried about the Aussie libel laws.

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Define 'metrosexual leanings'. I think I may have it!

But fuck rehab!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Here's a pic of Sonia (Hopkins) McMahon. You have to scroll right to 1971.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oph.gov.au/mrspm/images/t...