Michele Elyzabeth Is No Longer Heather Mills' PR Whore
Heather Mills' insanely hot and equally crazy publicist, Michele Elyzabeth (with Bijou), has quit her job. Michele worked for Heather for 4 years and claims she is still owed money.
Michele told Extra (read this with a lisp), "After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."
Okay, if Michele Elyzabeth is calling you crazy, then it's time to shuffle off to the looney bin. That's the pot calling the kettle FUCKING INSANE! Michele needs to go to the looney bin herself for working for Heather for four damn years and giving her unpaid time. Look at Bijou's face. Even he's thinking, "I'm with stupid."
If Heather ever called me stupid, I'd rip off her fake leg, shove it up her caca hole, take it out and then kindly re-attach it. I'm mean, but not THAT mean. She wouldn't even have to say the entire word. She would just have to say, "You are stu-" and it would be "game over."
Below is a YouTube video Michele made last year when she was still friendly with Heather. Fast forward to around 5:10 to hear Michele say "Baba Walthas." It makes my tongue tremble.
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I can't place the accent.... what is she?
I've been calling out this replacement writer for a while now - come clean already!
Michael K made a whole thing over this "PT Cwuiserr!" lady and you DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT. Why are you all still pretending that Michael K's writing these posts?
A P.T. CROOOOOOSSSAAA!
A P.T. CROOOOSSSSSAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auntie's got a strong French accent and sound just a crazy as Heather Mills. The carma lead these two to meet and I'm mostly sure they are worth each other.
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 25, 2008 - 9:50am.
As much as I think Heather is a peg legged putana, this woman doesn't deserve one red cent. She failed at her job.
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And this little rant about Heather makes her seem very unprofessional. Who will employ her services now, if this is how she talks about her former clients? Even if what she said is true...
Bawahhhaaaa!
Heather Mills should just tie a couple of cement blocks around her LEG and throw herself into the ocean.
Dang, Georgette from the Mary Tyler Moore Show hasn't aged a day!
Did this woman really think that Heather Mills would be any less obnoxious with her than she is with everybody else. The only sensible thing that Dr Phil ever said was "When somebody tries to show you who they are, believe them"
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haha, Steeelllla! Anyways. this chick looks like Kitty from That 70's Show..
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As much as I think Heather is a peg legged putana, this woman doesn't deserve one red cent. She failed at her job. The world still hates Heather,now probably more so than ever.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Submitted by GiggittyGiggittyGoo on July 25, 2008 - 9:40am.
She doesn't have a lisp, she's French, dumbass.
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That's even worse. Dumbass.
Yes she's about the millionth person to tell the world that Heather's a nasty piece of work. I used to be such a fan of Paul's but now I'm pissed at him for thrusting this vile bitch into the public spotlight...
How did Paul fall in love, marry, and stay with Heather for multiple years when every single other person who comes into contact with her hates her fucking guts? I feel sooooo bad for Stella - you know she was like "Dad, are you fucking crazy!? This bitch is mad!"
I wonder if the amputation in some way led to Heather's personality derangements? Or did it simply just intensify them?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Cocoa Mocha Sugar......give a chef a piece of shit and she can do whatever she wants till the cows come home.....what you wind up with is still a steaming pile of shit.
She doesn't have a lisp, she's French, dumbass.
heather shouldn't give her a red fucking dime. How HORRIBLE has heather's reputation been the past four years? DUH!
the bitch obviously wasn't doing her job so she shouldn't get any money whatsoever.
Then she just basically undid any good things she has said about her in making her look like a bitch by blabbing to the press about their situation.
it's like saying "when i said she was good person, um yeah , i fucking lied". a publicist is supposed to make you look good even after they're fired.
now we know why heather has been blabbing to the rpess and making herself an idiot the past few years, under the advice of that lunatic.
bjou is so over it...lol...
so now heather has no friends?
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I would pay big bucks to watch MK rape Heather with her prosthetic, it'd be like a scene from Clockwork Orange.
This chick says "Bawbra Walters" about as well as Barbara Walters does. So, Heather wants room temp water. Ummm... try the sink, bitch!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Well, duh. Heather got her money, what need does she have for a PR whore now?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bijou's "body language" says everything
LOL
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 25, 2008 - 9:24am.
Two bitches cannot get along forever. Eventually one bitch will be a bitch and bitch out the other bitch and poof! Friendship ovah!
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Fuck that. What did you just say, Bitch!! lol
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how more bitches haven't said "game over" to heather dinner plate niples hills mills is beyond me
Two bitches cannot get along forever. Eventually one bitch will be a bitch and bitch out the other bitch and poof! Friendship ovah!
LMAO @ Bijou says "i'm w/ stupid" funny, his shirt points right!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Cute dog.
And the little furry thing is cute, too.
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